<2021-11-23T22:12:14.000Z> Kane: files.catbox.moe/f4ndqp.pdf
<2021-11-23T22:12:19.000Z> Kane: made a sheet
<2021-11-23T23:44:13.000Z> Kane: 65
<2021-11-23T23:45:18.000Z> Kane: aight
<2021-11-23T23:46:05.000Z> Kane: oh yeah it didn't ask me about it,  i'll have to add one
<2021-11-23T23:47:15.000Z> Kane: oh i thought that was spellcraft
<2021-11-23T23:48:27.000Z> Kane: aight
<2021-11-23T23:49:32.000Z> Kane: is that what they speak? i just thought it'd be badass to talk with dragons
<2021-11-23T23:50:16.000Z> Kane: i guess i can communcate with kobolds then
<2021-11-23T23:51:10.000Z> Kane: yeah i saw that, just passed my mind
<2021-11-23T23:53:00.000Z> Kane: i think they made a south park episode about that
<2021-11-23T23:53:24.000Z> Kane: i think i can just conjure disconjure the thing at will
<2021-11-23T23:56:10.000Z> Kane: do you have a char gen that's editable? i can't go back and make changes on my guy.
<2021-11-23T23:58:17.000Z> Kane: there's a lot of skills so kind of a pain, i'll take one, but i'll try to use this one
<2021-11-24T00:06:57.000Z> Kane: I'm sorry my work put me in contact with elves and dwarves.
<2021-11-24T00:07:14.000Z> Kane: I was a wagie and didn't get to pick my clients.
<2021-11-24T00:09:14.000Z> Kane: Uh I haven't totally thought it out. Does having a negative dex give you an AC penalty both flat-footed and normally?
<2021-11-24T00:11:46.000Z> Kane: yeah
<2021-11-24T00:18:31.000Z> Kane: I think I got it. I just edited the PDF one.
<2021-11-24T00:18:43.000Z> Kane: Have to decide on a familiar.
<2021-11-24T00:18:57.000Z> Kane: files.catbox.moe/4hmc68.pdf
<2021-11-24T00:19:06.000Z> Kane: my char ATM
<2021-11-24T00:24:57.000Z> Kane: Does it come up besides getting bludgeoned?
<2021-11-24T00:25:20.000Z> Kane: the concentration skill
<2021-11-24T00:26:53.000Z> Kane: "You get a +4 bonus on Concentration checks made to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability while on the defensive or while you are grappling or pinned."
<2021-11-24T00:26:57.000Z> Kane: Sounds defensive to me
<2021-11-24T00:27:21.000Z> Kane: but aight ill just try to keep it in mind
<2021-11-24T00:30:37.000Z> Kane: k
<2021-11-24T00:33:20.000Z> Kane: Wizards have to pre-choose how many of each, right?
<2021-11-24T00:34:12.000Z> Kane: POV: You kick down the door of the DMV and start flinging magic missile at the sheniquas
<2021-11-24T00:37:39.000Z> Kane: aight
<2021-11-24T00:37:45.000Z> Kane: do i pick them in advance?
<2021-11-24T00:39:58.000Z> Kane: aight
<2021-11-24T00:40:52.000Z> Kane: i just like it because it auto-hits
<2021-11-24T00:41:27.000Z> Kane: well we'll see if i can get past level 1
<2021-11-24T00:41:47.000Z> Kane: Going for a toad to get +3 HP so i don't fucking die in one hit
<2021-11-24T00:41:57.000Z> Kane: actually i can still die in one hit
<2021-11-24T00:43:02.000Z> Kane: Expeditious retreat has been added for a reason.
<2021-11-24T00:43:06.000Z> Kane: just got that one
<2021-11-24T00:44:08.000Z> Kane: I'm taking the "survive the first session" choices
<2021-11-24T00:44:22.000Z> Kane: lmao
<2021-11-24T00:44:40.000Z> Kane: alright i got a reconnaissance boy
<2021-11-24T00:44:47.000Z> Kane: i can telepath with the thing right?
<2021-11-24T00:46:18.000Z> Kane: uh based
<2021-11-24T00:46:34.000Z> Kane: does it get sneak attack if it uses magic missile
<2021-11-24T00:46:54.000Z> Kane: oh ok
<2021-11-24T00:48:40.000Z> Kane: >make yourself an evoker because it sounds cool and you want to auto hit kobolds and escape session 1 alive, but make a massive killing machine with his stealth toad
<2021-11-24T00:49:32.000Z> Kane: with all my bonuses i think i get 1d4+4 damage from each magic missile
<2021-11-24T00:49:57.000Z> Kane: oh no 1d4+5
<2021-11-24T00:51:19.000Z> Kane: 17 int = +3 damage, 1d4+1 base, evocation school +1, right?
<2021-11-24T00:51:56.000Z> Kane: oh, i'll have to take another blasting spell then
<2021-11-24T00:53:29.000Z> Kane: aight
<2021-11-24T00:53:48.000Z> Kane: im also apologizing in advance for this: d20srd.org/srd/spells/grease.htm
<2021-11-24T00:57:07.000Z> Kane: im sorry its like the one OP spell i know, i played temple of elemental evil
<2021-11-24T00:57:41.000Z> Kane: I rammed a stick of butter up my ass
<2021-11-24T00:57:53.000Z> Kane: passed down from generation to generation.
<2021-11-24T00:58:15.000Z> Kane: from before the great swine/cow collapse
<2021-11-24T01:00:18.000Z> Kane: lol
<2021-11-24T01:02:41.000Z> Kane: Enlarge person, expeditious retreat, comprehend language, identify ATM
<2021-11-24T01:02:49.000Z> Kane: yeah i might pick up tensers but i have the toad
<2021-11-24T01:02:54.000Z> Kane: it can bring me shit
<2021-11-24T01:03:31.000Z> Kane: alright, i'll swap that out with identify
<2021-11-24T01:05:29.000Z> Kane: i'll hold onto it as im an evoker with one evocation spell otherwise
<2021-11-24T01:05:31.000Z> Kane: just makes sense
<2021-11-24T01:10:42.000Z> Kane: if only i could enlarge the toad
<2021-11-24T01:12:07.000Z> Kane: >"multiplying its weight by 8"
<2021-11-24T01:12:32.000Z> Kane: >proceeds to command toad to jump onto enemies from heights and crush them
<2021-11-24T01:12:53.000Z> Kane: >and they cant see the toad because it still has a +21 to stealth
<2021-11-24T01:13:04.000Z> Kane: actually +20 because you lose dex
<2021-11-24T01:14:46.000Z> Kane: oh it gets a +4 racial to hide, so it's actually +25 hide
<2021-11-24T01:16:15.000Z> Kane: and has the alertness feat that it gives me when im within arm's reach of it
<2021-11-24T01:17:33.000Z> Kane: does the +4 to hear and see include the feat or is it +6?
<2021-11-24T01:17:51.000Z> Kane: aight
<2021-11-24T01:18:32.000Z> Kane: the toad has a feat listed as "alertness"
<2021-11-24T01:18:46.000Z> Kane: oh ok i see what you're saying
<2021-11-24T01:20:59.000Z> Kane: my familiar gets a portion of my health
<2021-11-24T01:21:04.000Z> Kane: under familiar rules
<2021-11-24T01:21:30.000Z> Kane: "The familiar has one-half the master’s total hit points (not including temporary hit points), rounded down, regardless of its actual Hit Dice."
<2021-11-24T01:21:40.000Z> Kane: it would have 4
<2021-11-24T01:21:42.000Z> Kane: i have 8 HP
<2021-11-24T01:22:06.000Z> Kane: 1d4 = 4 - 2, +3 toughness, +3 toad
<2021-11-24T01:23:05.000Z> Kane: it is my total HP and not temporary.
<2021-11-24T01:23:30.000Z> Kane: i mean it's kind of on the fence you can rule it what you think is fair
<2021-11-24T01:24:04.000Z> Kane: aight
<2021-11-24T01:26:34.000Z> Kane: yeah i want that HP and toad has good AC for our situation
<2021-11-24T01:26:55.000Z> Kane: whatever ruling you think is fair, +21 is fucking high as is ill take it
<2021-11-24T01:29:24.000Z> Kane: it has no attack
<2021-11-24T01:29:46.000Z> Kane: yeah it's basically going to have to be a meat shield
<2021-11-24T01:29:53.000Z> Kane: i think it has the highest AC of the party
<2021-11-24T01:31:08.000Z> Kane: "Use the master’s base attack bonus, as calculated from all his classes. Use the familiar’s Dexterity or Strength modifier, whichever is greater, to get the familiar’s melee attack bonus with natural weapons.Damage equals that of a normal creature of the familiar’s kind."
<2021-11-24T01:31:10.000Z> Kane: yeah it does
<2021-11-24T01:31:27.000Z> Kane: wait it doesnt have a normal attack
<2021-11-24T01:32:21.000Z> Kane: works for me
<2021-11-24T01:33:09.000Z> Kane: im neutral good so you're covered
<2021-11-24T01:34:25.000Z> Kane: >"what could permitting my player to cast enlarge person on his toad do?" thought the DM moments before disaster
<2021-11-24T01:34:44.000Z> Kane: nah it'd fuck me, i lose dex and it has 1 str 12 dex
<2021-11-24T01:34:50.000Z> Kane: it does 2 damage a turn on hit
<2021-11-24T01:37:18.000Z> Kane: as my familiar it gets its dex bonus, so if a standard toad is 1 damage it'd do 2, right? it has like a +1 to hit
<2021-11-24T01:38:21.000Z> Kane: oh yeah it gets its dex in attack bonus, not damage
<2021-11-24T01:38:43.000Z> Kane: "Use the familiar’s Dexterity or Strength modifier, whichever is greater, to get the familiar’s melee attack bonus with natural weapons.Damage equals that of a normal creature of the familiar’s kind."
<2021-11-24T01:38:52.000Z> Kane: so yeah 1 damage
<2021-11-24T01:39:00.000Z> Kane: with a +1 to hit
<2021-11-24T01:40:14.000Z> Kane: it has to roll like a nat 20 lol
<2021-11-24T01:40:58.000Z> Kane: my toad will be the centerpiece of this party
<2021-11-24T01:41:13.000Z> Kane: all will have to consult it before making major decisions
<2021-11-24T01:41:29.000Z> Kane: hypnotoad lmao
<2021-11-24T01:41:51.000Z> Kane: lmao
<2021-11-24T01:42:12.000Z> Kane: i think he's modifying them
<2021-11-24T01:42:36.000Z> Kane: he told me he had an even stat block of like 10 12 10 12 10
<2021-11-24T01:42:48.000Z> Kane: i think he's just correcting it
<2021-11-24T01:43:18.000Z> Kane: we'll see lol
<2021-11-24T01:44:26.000Z> Kane: lmao
<2021-11-24T01:45:52.000Z> Kane: nothin personnel kiddo
<2021-11-24T01:47:01.000Z> Kane: he wouldnt abuse it
<2021-11-24T01:47:33.000Z> Kane: thank you friend
<2021-11-24T01:47:48.000Z> Kane: i need to protect bebe from saph
<2021-11-24T01:48:18.000Z> Kane: no it has a transitive quality where if you're speaking with him you get to talk like that back
<2021-11-24T01:49:30.000Z> Kane: i dont think bebe or i are going to be frontliners
<2021-11-24T01:49:45.000Z> Kane: i mean me and bebe are support
<2021-11-24T01:50:10.000Z> Kane: i cant kill anyone with grease
<2021-11-24T01:50:29.000Z> Kane: it's just area denial so we can siphon them into the killzone
<2021-11-24T01:50:37.000Z> Kane: im not sure the kobolds have stairs to slip down
<2021-11-24T01:52:07.000Z> Kane: just dont put your bad guy next to a height
<2021-11-24T01:53:26.000Z> Kane: lmao
<2021-11-24T01:54:37.000Z> Kane: i had a badass coloseum encounter, with the guy having hide in plain sight, but he couldnt break a fucking 3 on his stealth rolls and everyone just saw him.
<2021-11-24T01:56:15.000Z> Kane: i can speak kobold
<2021-11-24T01:56:29.000Z> Kane: im going to trick them into giving me butter to fatten me up for livestock feed
<2021-11-24T01:57:18.000Z> Kane: my guy has a 17 int and im going to not be a retard
<2021-11-24T01:58:05.000Z> Kane: im going to wrangle the party into being in a tactical formation to take on these guys one at a time through a doorway
<2021-11-24T01:59:19.000Z> Kane: if you gave me equipment the one thing i'd take is a pickaxe and rope
<2021-11-24T01:59:33.000Z> Kane: >he thinks his dungeon is safe
<2021-11-24T02:00:07.000Z> Kane: >you've been working at the DMV for 50 years, just waiting for that moment
<2021-11-24T02:00:20.000Z> Kane: >hatching plots in your head, with your criminally underused high int
<2021-11-24T02:00:28.000Z> Kane: >learning some magic in your spare time
<2021-11-24T02:01:55.000Z> Kane: i mean the kobolds are evil by nature i think
<2021-11-24T02:02:16.000Z> Kane: at least any are that would kidnap random people
<2021-11-24T02:02:40.000Z> Kane: lmao