<2022-05-25T05:12:35.000Z> Frosche: Then consider my offer serious.  Keep it in your back pocket in case life treats you bad. 
<2022-05-25T05:15:48.000Z> Frosche: You're cute.  It'd be a shame for someone not to put a lock on you
<2022-05-25T05:16:04.000Z> Frosche: And at 32, you really shouldn't be playing games anymore
<2022-05-25T05:23:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i'll keep that in mind frend
<2022-05-25T05:24:52.000Z> Frosche: cool
<2022-05-25T20:58:56.000Z> Frosche: You seem surprisingly well versed in women's hormonal health
<2022-05-25T20:59:10.000Z> Frosche: Did your mom have PCOS as well?
<2022-05-25T20:59:29.000Z> Frosche: I meant to preface that with "if you don't mind talking about it"
<2022-05-25T21:37:54.000Z> Frosche: Upon further reflection, that's probably sensitive to talk about with basically a stranger.  But some of the stuff you said hit really close to home.
<2022-05-25T21:38:01.000Z> Frosche: Disregard!
<2022-05-25T21:42:45.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oh it's ok! I just like to learn about health and things 
<2022-05-25T21:43:45.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Luckily no one in my family has PCOS but I know a bit about it 
<2022-05-25T21:44:10.000Z> Frosche: That's good. My wife struggled with some of that stuff as a teen and didn't get a correct diagnosis until her 30s.  Since it was a huge part of my adult life, I certainly hope word is getting out to women
<2022-05-25T21:44:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also i like watching medical documentaries 
<2022-05-25T21:44:36.000Z> Frosche: Medical stuff gives me anxiety lol, you're braver than me
<2022-05-25T21:45:42.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I hope more people know about it, I know in the past having incredibly heavy and painful periods was sometimes just dismissed as normal and not a potential symptom of something 
<2022-05-25T21:46:31.000Z> Frosche: Or just .... No periods for like 4 months followed by the dam breaking. "Oh these things happen". Uh. Doctor, no they don't
<2022-05-25T21:52:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes exactly 
<2022-05-27T07:11:40.000Z> Frosche: lmao, blasted me with the friendzone out in the open
<2022-05-27T07:11:47.000Z> Frosche: what about my pride!
<2022-05-27T07:11:51.000Z> Frosche: my dignity as a man lmao
<2022-05-27T07:12:01.000Z> Frosche: savage, fungus
<2022-05-27T07:12:05.000Z> Frosche: utterly unforgivable
<2022-05-27T07:34:35.000Z> Frosche: switching back to serious mode
<2022-05-27T07:34:42.000Z> Frosche: have you spoken to a doctor about this
<2022-05-27T07:34:43.000Z> Frosche: kiwifarms.cc/objects/efcefb80-737d-4682-85f8-7f1e9f27586c
<2022-05-27T07:35:01.000Z> Frosche: From personal experience, waiting until you're trying to get your ducks in a row leads to heartbreak
<2022-05-27T18:00:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I am a good and loyal mushroom!
<2022-05-27T18:01:26.000Z> Frosche: huh what
<2022-05-27T18:02:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol I mean that I won't lead you on
<2022-05-27T18:02:31.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also I know, I just want to be married before I have children 
<2022-05-27T18:06:46.000Z> Frosche: oh gotcha lol
<2022-05-27T18:07:04.000Z> Frosche: yes, very noble shroom
<2022-05-27T18:07:29.000Z> Frosche: So will you be moving to straya?
<2022-05-27T20:09:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: He's planning on coming to visit in August hopefully and if we get along in person he's said he's willing to move here
<2022-05-27T20:10:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Although he has family in Australia and I don't have any real ties here so it might end up being the other way
<2022-05-27T20:13:04.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: My last two relationships were also long distance and basically ended because I didn't have and resources and the guy wouldn't take the initiative to be together in person, so I've made it clear to awoo (that's his fedi name) that I don't want to be stuck in a stalled long distance relationship again
<2022-05-27T20:16:35.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I do want to get married if we're good together in person 
<2022-05-27T20:20:35.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Very tired of being alone 
<2022-05-27T20:33:48.000Z> Frosche: >AugustGoodness gracious, that's a while from now.  Yeah, that's kinda the thing with long distance, there's a million more opportunities for it to fail than succeed.  You said distance and internally I thought "oh boy" and you said other side of the world and...oof
<2022-05-27T20:34:10.000Z> Frosche: Like, I wish you the best and all and I hate to beat negative Nancy but oof
<2022-05-27T20:34:54.000Z> Frosche: How long is he trying to stay with you in person come August?
<2022-05-27T20:38:04.000Z> Frosche: Again, it's not like you asked some random stranger to butt into your life but you seem like a nice person and I'm really awful at ignoring red flags
<2022-05-27T20:47:07.000Z> Frosche: Actually, one of my life principles has been always telling the truth, even if it destroys a friendship because I'd rather someone be mad at me than me feel like I didn't say or do what I could to protect them
<2022-05-27T20:47:21.000Z> Frosche: So here's some things I'm curious about
<2022-05-27T20:49:12.000Z> Frosche: Why August? That's two months of sitting around waiting to screen him and *maybe* start a life. I suppose I understand if it's work related and they don't want to let him go, but then how long have these plans existed?
<2022-05-27T20:51:40.000Z> Frosche: The plan is to move with you? Not to be mean, but you don't really have anything going on. You work at Starbucks and live in a bad part of town. That's going to be the starting point of your lives? Him being unemployed and the two of you trying to support each other on Starbucks money? I guess if he's loaded and has a good savings to drain you'll be fine, but I had assumed he had set himself up in kangaroo land and you'd be joining him in a life he had already built
<2022-05-27T20:53:14.000Z> Frosche: I've seen you say stuff like "I want marriage, I want kids, I'm tired of being alone" which is normal, but I have heard you say "I love awoo and want to spend the rest of my life with him". I get that you're still screening but I hope you're not like "my goal is marriage so I'm going to find a man who facilitates that goal"
<2022-05-27T20:53:29.000Z> Frosche: "getting married for the sake of being married". I'm sure you've heard of it
<2022-05-27T20:53:51.000Z> Frosche: Sorry, I *haven't* heard you say you love awoo
<2022-05-27T20:55:30.000Z> Frosche: He's got nothing going on in his home country? Family, friends, property, a job, nothing?  He's going to sever ties with his entire life and move to America? If the genders were reversed I'd tell you this bitch was after a green card, but I'm not sure guys really do that, but it's just a red flag
<2022-05-27T20:55:49.000Z> Frosche: Again, I know nothing about your situation
<2022-05-27T20:56:22.000Z> Frosche: You just kind of seem like someone who maaaaay be prone to getting taken advantage of
<2022-05-27T20:57:11.000Z> Frosche: Apologies, of course, if I'm completely off base and you two have it all figured out
<2022-05-27T20:58:01.000Z> Frosche: It's just being in the navy I saw a lot of BAD relationships go down and I get super triggered by it now lol
<2022-05-27T21:23:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I do love him definitely 
<2022-05-27T21:24:01.000Z> Frosche: Well, that's certainly a start
<2022-05-27T21:24:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: August is the goal right now because he still has to save up money 
<2022-05-27T21:24:20.000Z> Frosche: How long is he staying with you
<2022-05-27T21:25:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: He wants to come to America because he wants to live in a colder climate and also wants to be able to legally own firearms 
<2022-05-27T21:25:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Although once he sees all the niggers I'll be fine moving back there with him lol 
<2022-05-27T21:25:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Probably like 2 weeks 
<2022-05-27T21:26:52.000Z> Frosche: Is this the two weeks that you'll make your determination or is this one of several meetups
<2022-05-27T21:45:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Well I know we dont have much time to fuck around
<2022-05-27T21:56:23.000Z> Frosche: Well... I hope you find the right balance.
<2022-05-27T21:57:06.000Z> Frosche: Take too long, get married, too late for kidsRush things, get knocked up, turns out you hate each other, single motherhood
<2022-05-27T21:58:53.000Z> Frosche: The world is a precarious plane 😩
<2022-05-27T22:19:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I know 😭
<2022-05-27T22:20:41.000Z> Frosche: My sister in law married some doofus and popped out a kid.  The guy turned out to be an unfaithful, zero ambition man child
<2022-05-27T22:20:50.000Z> Frosche: So she had two more with him
<2022-05-27T22:21:44.000Z> Frosche: She's a pretty different person now. She's a great mom and tries her best to beat good wife, but she married a permanent child (he's 33) and you can tell that she's just trying to accept her date l fate 
<2022-05-27T22:22:04.000Z> Frosche: Wtf "accept her fate" holy shit phone
<2022-05-27T22:28:27.000Z> Frosche: Was pretty bitter that the good Lord blessed her with 3 kids in a shit marriage and none for us, but what can you do
<2022-05-28T00:11:06.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Aw that sucks 
<2022-05-28T00:11:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I've dated some of those 
<2022-05-28T00:11:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Thank god no unexpected kids
<2022-05-28T00:12:47.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I feel very strongly that we're going to have a LOT of maladjusted adults soon as the product of bad parents/families
<2022-05-28T00:12:47.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I feel very strongly that we're going to have a LOT of maladjusted adults soon as the product of bad parents/families
<2022-05-28T00:13:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I feel so incredibly lucky that my parents stayed together and we're generally good to one another 
<2022-05-28T00:17:53.000Z> Frosche: Families are broken and the societies that were supposed to play backup to parents are broken when they're not flat out being evil
<2022-05-28T00:18:32.000Z> Frosche: I'm quite confident the world is going to get a lot worse, despite the "we will win" posting of my fellow Nazis
<2022-05-28T03:03:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i don't know if it's going to get that much worse
<2022-05-28T03:03:22.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: we'll really have to see
<2022-05-28T03:04:35.000Z> Frosche: Demographics and ruling class hostility seem to be trending towards hazardous outcomes, but I suppose it doesn't hurt to be optimistic. I'm still gonna get my ass in shape tho lol
<2022-05-28T03:32:45.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i need to as well honestly
<2022-05-28T03:32:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: need to start exercising
<2022-05-28T03:56:16.000Z> Frosche: Yeah.  Between covid shutting down the gym and losing my wife uh..... things have gone to hell lol
<2022-05-28T03:59:35.000Z> Frosche: I used to run a 12 min mile :'(
<2022-05-28T04:17:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: oh i understand frend
<2022-05-28T04:17:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: when my mom died i gained a fair amount of weight
<2022-05-28T04:20:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: such is life
<2022-05-28T04:20:56.000Z> Frosche: how long ago was that btw
<2022-05-28T04:26:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: 8 years ago i believe
<2022-05-28T04:27:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: which seems like a long time but, i dunno
<2022-05-28T04:28:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: my mom took her own life and that's just something that'
<2022-05-28T04:28:09.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: that's not easily gotten over
<2022-05-28T04:29:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: such is life though
<2022-05-28T04:31:27.000Z> Frosche: Oh, oh wow.  I had assumed diabetes had taken her, that's awful
<2022-05-28T04:33:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: she gave herself an insulin overdose
<2022-05-28T04:37:13.000Z> Frosche: Do you guys know why?
<2022-05-28T04:37:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: she was very depressed
<2022-05-28T04:37:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: for a number of reasons
<2022-05-28T04:37:43.000Z> Frosche: jeez
<2022-05-28T04:38:12.000Z> Frosche: How'd your dad take it
<2022-05-28T04:39:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: my dad passed from cancer when i was 14
<2022-05-28T04:39:48.000Z> Frosche: ....oh
<2022-05-28T04:40:06.000Z> Frosche: Your mother's situation is that much clearer
<2022-05-28T04:40:16.000Z> Frosche: ....you've had a rough one, huh
<2022-05-28T04:45:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: eh tbh a lot of people have tough childhoods
<2022-05-28T04:46:26.000Z> Frosche: Sure, but it's still sad
<2022-05-28T04:46:35.000Z> Frosche: Not that mine was good lol
<2022-05-28T04:50:43.000Z> Frosche: I didn't get to have a dad, my mom is nuts, and my brother is a retarded homo
<2022-05-28T04:50:59.000Z> Frosche: Luckily, I've been more or less adopted by my inlaws
<2022-05-28T04:51:36.000Z> Frosche: Whatever woman I wind up with in the future is going to have to accept that I'm part of my late wife's family and I'm not budging on that
<2022-05-28T05:00:42.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: awwww i think any good person would understand that
<2022-05-31T04:29:25.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I won't friend you if you don't want me to
<2022-05-31T04:33:26.000Z> Frosche: it's fine, you already apologized.  I'm letting it go
<2022-05-31T04:34:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Alright I appreciate that a lor
<2022-05-31T04:34:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lot 
<2022-05-31T04:34:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I know I need to get my life sorted, I was just feeling very defensive I guess
<2022-05-31T04:35:41.000Z> Frosche: understand that a dozen people spent several hours offering up whatever advice they could to try to *help* you. free of charge, not after sex or anything
<2022-05-31T04:35:56.000Z> Frosche: but I understand you feeling defensive
<2022-05-31T04:36:22.000Z> Frosche: frank discussions on one's life don't generally feel good
<2022-05-31T04:39:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I know they were doing it to try to help me and not as an attack 
<2022-05-31T04:40:48.000Z> Frosche: people are looking out for your wellbeing.  Can't be all bad
<2022-05-31T04:40:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah 
<2022-05-31T04:41:22.000Z> Frosche: Sorry my tone got increasingly hostile over time
<2022-05-31T04:41:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm taking tomorrow off work to do some things that I've been meaning to do but have been putting off
<2022-05-31T04:41:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: No I understand 
<2022-05-31T04:41:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm sure it was frustrating
<2022-05-31T04:41:54.000Z> Frosche: that's good.  I'm doing similar
<2022-05-31T04:42:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I have an incredibly bad habit of ignoring things that stress me out
<2022-05-31T04:42:18.000Z> Frosche: not the least of which being to finally pick up the death cert after almost 6 months
<2022-05-31T04:42:21.000Z> Frosche: uh, yup
<2022-05-31T04:42:23.000Z> Frosche: same
<2022-05-31T04:43:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's how one copes with traumatic things sometimes
<2022-05-31T04:43:17.000Z> Frosche: my advice: find someone to hold you accountable.  It should be awoo if you're training him to be a husband
<2022-05-31T04:43:40.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes I will
<2022-05-31T04:43:46.000Z> Frosche: I have a guy in my grief counseling who was responsible for reminding me to eat and shower for about a week
<2022-05-31T04:44:13.000Z> Frosche: tell someone the things you need to do and have them gently reprimand you for not doing it
<2022-05-31T04:44:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah
<2022-05-31T04:44:47.000Z> Frosche: living solo means you're only accountable to yourself and if you don't care or hate yourself, it's very easy to just not do shit
<2022-05-31T04:44:59.000Z> Frosche: as I'm rapidly learning
<2022-05-31T04:45:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: That's where I am
<2022-05-31T04:45:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Idk I know many people can live alone successfully but it's never been me
<2022-05-31T04:45:28.000Z> Frosche: yeah, I'm new to it and I've been burned a couple times as a result
<2022-05-31T04:45:40.000Z> Frosche: I've never been alone my entire adult life
<2022-05-31T04:46:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: We're not designed to be alone
<2022-05-31T04:47:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: We're social animals
<2022-05-31T04:47:15.000Z> Frosche: things got heated last night but I absolutely must stress, do not put all your eggs in one basket, especially when that basket is another person.  If awoo bails, you have to have something to show for that period of time
<2022-05-31T04:47:29.000Z> Frosche: youwillfindaguy
<2022-05-31T04:47:35.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah I know
<2022-05-31T04:47:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: My last 3 relationships have been long distance 
<2022-05-31T04:48:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: And I made the mistake of not giving them a timeframe
<2022-05-31T04:48:21.000Z> Frosche: how many in person have you had?
<2022-05-31T04:48:46.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I've had one in person relationship since I've been an adult 
<2022-05-31T04:48:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Not counting stupid teenager stuff 
<2022-05-31T04:49:24.000Z> Frosche: how long did that last?
<2022-05-31T04:49:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It was for like 7 years 
<2022-05-31T04:49:35.000Z> Frosche: oh.  wow, I'm sorry
<2022-05-31T04:49:48.000Z> Frosche: 7 years is a long time to give to someone
<2022-05-31T04:50:09.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: He's my only in person friend still though
<2022-05-31T04:50:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: We're better as friends 
<2022-05-31T04:51:31.000Z> Frosche: I lucked out at 19, so I can't really speak on dating
<2022-05-31T04:52:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Dating sucks, being in a relationship is much better 
<2022-05-31T04:58:05.000Z> Frosche: does awoo have his own place in Aus?
<2022-05-31T04:59:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: He has an apartment and car
<2022-05-31T05:03:54.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Which isn't much I know but it tells me he is capable of living on his own and whatnot 
<2022-05-31T05:09:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I've told him that I have trouble doing things alone, I promise he knows I am a mess sometimes lol
<2022-05-31T05:09:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm not catfishing!
<2022-05-31T05:10:55.000Z> Frosche: I'm more concerned about him tbh
<2022-05-31T05:11:21.000Z> Frosche: don't trust relations with foreign nationals is all
<2022-05-31T05:13:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: If he's half as good in person as he is online then I'll be happy 
<2022-05-31T05:13:50.000Z> Frosche: k
<2022-05-31T05:15:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Australians are harmless lol
<2022-05-31T05:16:17.000Z> Frosche: disagrees in randbot
<2022-05-31T05:16:44.000Z> Frosche: yes, there's certainly less incentive for him to come here just for a green card
<2022-05-31T14:43:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes and it might work out that I go there instead 
<2022-06-01T05:33:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I hope you had a good and productive day frend 
<2022-06-01T07:00:12.000Z> Frosche: Her birthday is soon so I'm mostly just trying to hold it together  this week
<2022-06-01T12:03:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You can do it
<2022-06-01T12:03:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: :hug2: 
<2022-06-01T12:45:25.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'll say a prayer of strength for you 
<2022-06-01T16:02:59.000Z> Frosche: I appreciate it
<2022-06-01T18:02:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I can't say I know what you're going through specifically but I'm here to listen if you want to talk to someone who's also lost someone close 
<2022-06-02T02:17:14.000Z> Frosche: I hardly even know what to say anymore.  Life just kinda sucks.  It's always kinda sucked, but she was there to counterbalance things.  I used to say that my life was awful and nothing ever went right because I used up all my blessings on herWhich now has more of a tragic vibe than a cute one
<2022-06-02T02:39:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: you know she would want you to continue to seek happiness in life
<2022-06-02T02:45:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: finding happiness while still keeping her memory honors her
<2022-06-02T02:45:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: she loved you, she wants your happiness always
<2022-06-02T02:48:06.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: it might not feel like it but you will get there
<2022-06-02T02:55:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i know this is probably just shit they tell you in the grief group
<2022-06-03T01:34:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You are my friend and I will show you belly button if you want 
<2022-06-03T01:38:32.000Z> Frosche: As extremely tempting as that is, save that for if the Aussie doesn't work out.  I can't I'm good conscience encourage you to send sexy imagery if I'm not your man, but if you single up, let me know lol
<2022-06-03T01:38:55.000Z> Frosche: Not pictured: the yes pls message I typed and deleted several times lol
<2022-06-03T01:45:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha 
<2022-06-03T01:50:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I will keep that in mind
<2022-06-03T01:51:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You can have a picture of tummies that look like mine instead 
<2022-06-03T01:51:50.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/f1cfd12069fc1810fc6cb5f570dbc0cf2da6a387ad4e1b36b9f589e0da6d84be.jpg
<2022-06-03T01:52:06.000Z> Frosche: S o f t
<2022-06-03T01:52:31.000Z> Frosche: Yeah that's not fat, but it's solidly chubby
<2022-06-03T01:52:42.000Z> Frosche: Thank you for the accelerated heart rate
<2022-06-03T02:07:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol
<2022-06-03T02:08:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm a little bit bigger than them, but similar tummy shape
<2022-06-03T02:08:36.000Z> Frosche: >biggerGirl....
<2022-06-03T02:10:31.000Z> Frosche: You're dangling premium lusciousness just out of my reach
<2022-06-03T02:10:39.000Z> Frosche: Monstrous
<2022-06-03T02:17:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: lel
<2022-06-03T02:17:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i also have stretch marks so it's not all good
<2022-06-03T02:17:51.000Z> Frosche: ....
<2022-06-03T02:17:57.000Z> Frosche: I find them cute, actually
<2022-06-03T02:18:06.000Z> Frosche: You're just sweetening the pot, really
<2022-06-03T02:18:07.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha shit
<2022-06-03T02:24:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: well i'm glad someone likes them
<2022-06-03T02:25:24.000Z> Frosche: It's fun to trace them with your fingers
<2022-06-03T04:26:56.000Z> Frosche attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/4654ce2fac938159ee076e88c5c3d709e47904b959916e9ec8d7872251a0a217.jpg
<2022-06-03T05:01:47.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ?
<2022-06-03T05:02:18.000Z> Frosche: I was going to assist in the cheating but by the time I thought of it you had figured it out
<2022-06-03T05:02:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hahaha
<2022-06-03T05:18:22.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: all of my braincells hurt after that
<2022-06-03T05:19:39.000Z> Frosche: but you solved the mystery and murdered a small child. That's winning
<2022-06-03T05:21:08.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: it was the friends we made (killed) along the way 
<2022-06-03T05:23:02.000Z> Frosche: some say that bitchy woman is still barricaded in that room to this day
<2022-06-03T05:24:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: the last section was just a fever dream as nancy burnt the house down
<2022-06-03T05:25:51.000Z> Frosche: she was escorted to hell by the rape ghosts outside her window
<2022-06-03T05:26:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: nancty drew and the mystery of the rape demon
<2022-06-03T05:26:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: nancy is very sexually repressed, i bet she'd like it
<2022-06-03T05:26:53.000Z> Frosche: OILED THE HOLE
<2022-06-03T05:27:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: nancy drew and the mystery of the hole in the men's bathroom
<2022-06-03T05:28:02.000Z> Frosche: nancy drew and the mystery of "who is in my mouth"?
<2022-06-03T05:29:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha
<2022-06-03T05:31:01.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: nancy drew and the mystery of the disappearing panties
<2022-06-03T05:32:29.000Z> Frosche: nancy drew and the missing gspot
<2022-06-03T05:34:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha
<2022-06-03T05:34:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: nancy drew and the mystery of the location of the clit
<2022-06-03T05:35:14.000Z> Frosche: finish the slide puzzle to bring nancy to climax!
<2022-06-03T05:37:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/eeaa355392019cafe860c1bc9e90921595c19a9b60f58ed90db4aa8b80c4da0e.png
<2022-06-03T05:37:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hell yeah
<2022-06-03T05:37:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: robot
<2022-06-03T05:39:35.000Z> Frosche: lol wtf
<2022-06-03T05:42:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i was looking for funny nancy drew pictures, and
<2022-06-03T05:42:40.000Z> Frosche: menacing
<2022-06-03T05:42:52.000Z> Frosche: we're going to have nightmares now
<2022-06-03T05:43:18.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/34463ec55293a194e69944033a9e10478cf7a43e619fb47826c7eac1cf16f5c2.png
<2022-06-03T05:44:00.000Z> Frosche: that robot is suffering from anatomical complications that makes his mission impossible
<2022-06-03T05:44:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: lol
<2022-06-03T05:46:44.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: poor guy
<2022-06-03T05:47:33.000Z> Frosche: COSTS EXTRA https://i.poastcdn.org/36a409476b2130f921193364f86623a5c5620492c3d914a581ce1b3df640037b.jpg
<2022-06-03T05:48:08.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: the dick comes out the end
<2022-06-03T05:48:51.000Z> Frosche: L E W D
<2022-06-03T05:52:07.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://kiwifarms.cc/notice/AK5Xw2vap4uCJERVSK
<2022-06-03T05:53:30.000Z> Frosche: once you've committed to risking carbon monoxide poisoning to be penetrated, it may be time to lower your standards 
<2022-06-03T05:55:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: lol
<2022-06-03T05:56:17.000Z> Frosche: just realized I could've made a joke about the Thomas the Tank Engine theme playing when it kicks into gear
<2022-06-03T05:56:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://twitter.com/IneptOrange/status/1532425796362588163?s=20&t=L6omq05IPEACnEPizQEvJQ
<2022-06-03T05:57:40.000Z> Frosche: real American heroes
<2022-06-03T05:59:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: chugga 😩chugga 😩CHOOO 💦 
<2022-06-03T06:00:03.000Z> Frosche: I'm secure enough to admit I can't compete with the fuck train
<2022-06-03T06:00:20.000Z> Frosche: BUT CAN THE FUCK TRAIN MAKE BREAKFAST? I DIDN'T THINK SO
<2022-06-03T06:00:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: can the fucktrain make sweet passionate love? i don't think so
<2022-06-03T06:01:27.000Z> Frosche: is the fucktrain going to put you on its dental insurance? NOPE
<2022-06-03T06:01:47.000Z> Frosche: OKAY FINE, I FEEL THREATENED BY THE FUCK TRAIN
<2022-06-03T06:02:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hahaha
<2022-06-03T06:02:45.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: honestly dental insurance is pretty hot
<2022-06-03T06:03:04.000Z> Frosche: not to brag but......
<2022-06-03T06:03:19.000Z> Frosche: full health, dental, AND vision
<2022-06-03T06:03:45.000Z> Frosche: I'll wait here while you change underwear
<2022-06-03T06:06:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hahaha
<2022-06-03T06:07:49.000Z> Frosche: in the military, it was all free, but you also risk the whole "you get what you pay for" thing.  Civilian insurance is worth it
<2022-06-03T06:08:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i know i have basic insurance through my job
<2022-06-03T06:09:13.000Z> Frosche: oh, I was just reflecting. Not implying you didn't have any
<2022-06-03T06:11:22.000Z> Frosche: alright, it's been good chatting/shitposting with as rough as this week's been.  Gotta get some sleep now. Chat later
<2022-06-03T06:13:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: goodnight! and thanks for coming to the stream
<2022-06-03T15:26:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I completely derped out and arrived to work an hour early
<2022-06-03T15:26:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Fml
<2022-06-03T18:35:55.000Z> Frosche: Were you able to at least clock in early for overtime or something
<2022-06-03T18:57:01.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: No I ate breakfast lol
<2022-06-03T18:57:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I think I'm slowly going insane 🤔
<2022-06-03T19:14:45.000Z> Frosche: Because you ate breakfast?
<2022-06-03T20:05:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: No just in general lol
<2022-06-03T20:05:38.000Z> Frosche: Yes life is designed to do this to us
<2022-06-03T20:09:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: My brain is filled with useless information that I need for my job and nothing else :sadcat: 
<2022-06-03T20:11:10.000Z> Frosche: You are making the transition from cute chubby girl to fleshy corporate appliance. Don't let rather claim your soul
<2022-06-03T20:28:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Reeeeee
<2022-06-03T20:29:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I work as a barista in a Starbucks in a target
<2022-06-03T20:29:08.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm like 3 layers deep
<2022-06-03T20:31:01.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also you don't know the half of how cute my tumby is
<2022-06-03T20:31:38.000Z> Frosche: You're more corporation now than person 😭
<2022-06-03T20:32:35.000Z> Frosche: I've seen a solid portion of your tum and have a general idea of your build.  You make my ears red, I'll grant you that
<2022-06-03T20:37:27.000Z> Frosche: The temptation to request belly button..... It burns
<2022-06-03T20:37:40.000Z> Frosche: I'm beginning to morb
<2022-06-03T20:41:27.000Z> Frosche: I'm not going to lie, I don't know if I'm using that meme properly.  I assume it follows normal vampire thirst->transformation procedure
<2022-06-03T20:42:01.000Z> Frosche: A failed morb joke better not be what boots me from the list of backup husbands is all I'm saying
<2022-06-03T20:43:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hahaha
<2022-06-03T20:43:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Tummy can make you morb yes 
<2022-06-03T20:43:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: IM MORBING SO HARD 
<2022-06-03T20:47:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Gonna morb all over the tummy 
<2022-06-03T20:52:41.000Z> Frosche: Mashing your face into soft girl belly is the closest to heaven a mortal can reach
<2022-06-03T21:02:42.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hehe
<2022-06-03T21:03:58.000Z> Frosche: When I see a fat tum just peeking out the bottom of her shirt https://i.poastcdn.org/c1c959072d6990804635344b46d115c52a065349aa7583ae84cbf5ba4bb7ec51.png
<2022-06-03T21:08:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You must love the crop top trend going on
<2022-06-03T21:31:08.000Z> Frosche: I'm aware of no such trend but if the chubby girls want to let loose, I'm in full support
<2022-06-03T21:34:33.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha that's the trendy kind of shirt 
<2022-06-03T21:35:33.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm getting used to feeling comfortable in them
<2022-06-03T21:48:44.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Knowing some people like my tummy helps 
<2022-06-03T22:05:50.000Z> Frosche: The question is, are you totally married to the idea of getting rid of said tummy
<2022-06-03T22:06:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm ok with how I look tbh
<2022-06-03T22:07:49.000Z> Frosche: K.  And you know, totally hypothetically, if your weight went a little upwards, no cause for alarm?
<2022-06-03T22:14:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ha ok
<2022-06-03T22:14:34.000Z> Frosche: Look, these are important questions to address early 
<2022-06-03T22:16:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I think you might be a bit biased lol
<2022-06-03T22:17:16.000Z> Frosche: Yes, but it's important to establish boundaries and manage expectations 
<2022-06-03T22:18:22.000Z> Frosche: Would I *personally* prefer to see you at 300/400lbs? Obviously, but I know what you aren't comfortable with
<2022-06-03T22:22:07.000Z> Frosche: Although in truth, 30s are too late to be playing around like that. I think if you said you were game to do that, I would be ethically obligated to prevent it
<2022-06-03T22:22:59.000Z> Frosche: 250 is really the most any girl over 30 should be, even for fetishy reasons
<2022-06-03T22:24:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah
<2022-06-03T22:25:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I mean, I know having kids and breastfeeding will change my body anyways 
<2022-06-03T22:26:24.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, I don't think any sort of deliberate effort would be required.  Just let your body do what God intended (become extra luscious as a reward for reproducing)
<2022-06-03T22:27:06.000Z> Frosche: I'll politely discourage you from any sort of uh.... Strenuous exercisePurely for selfish reasons, of course
<2022-06-03T22:28:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha
<2022-06-03T22:30:00.000Z> Frosche: Tbh you look like you have an impressive b-b-bust, it'd be a tragedy if some intentional weight loss reduced it
<2022-06-03T22:32:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: My boobs are big but proportional to my body I think 
<2022-06-03T22:33:16.000Z> Frosche: How are the thighs?
<2022-06-03T22:33:39.000Z> Frosche: You have a thick upper build, does it carry to the lower portion?
<2022-06-03T22:45:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: They're pretty thicc
<2022-06-03T22:45:46.000Z> Frosche: Nice nice.....
<2022-06-03T22:45:54.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: My legs are short and, uh, stout 
<2022-06-03T22:45:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol
<2022-06-03T22:47:40.000Z> Frosche: Are you good with dogs?  Like, just giving them attention, walking/playing
<2022-06-03T22:47:50.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm kind of short and stout in general
<2022-06-03T22:48:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I only ever grew up with cats but I like all animals 
<2022-06-03T22:50:03.000Z> Frosche: Are you good with finances? Pay stuff on time, keep track of stuff, or is that something you'd need help/oversight with?
<2022-06-03T23:09:43.000Z> Frosche: Mush be like https://i.poastcdn.org/4912daf3e0887a342719c3fb6d7a27bdf85800345f8d69167f76974b13c4003c.gif
<2022-06-03T23:11:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I would need help with that
<2022-06-03T23:11:24.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm bad with finances :c
<2022-06-03T23:30:29.000Z> Frosche: K. 
<2022-06-03T23:31:29.000Z> Frosche: Don't mind me screening you.  You're somewhat claimed but I also kind of uhDo what I want lol
<2022-06-03T23:31:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha
<2022-06-03T23:32:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You'd better not be black 
<2022-06-03T23:32:20.000Z> Frosche: I'm white
<2022-06-03T23:32:46.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I know they like them chubby white girls 
<2022-06-03T23:32:52.000Z> Frosche: The only thing I have to hide is I'm pretty out of shape, so you'd either hang to be cool with that or be patient while I work on it
<2022-06-03T23:33:26.000Z> Frosche: But I firmly believe that even 500lb super whales are entitled to studly Chad men
<2022-06-03T23:33:49.000Z> Frosche: But I assure you, I was quite handsome in boot camp lol
<2022-06-03T23:36:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I like men with a bit of chub 
<2022-06-03T23:36:54.000Z> Frosche: Actually I'm a pretty open book, aside from doxxy stuff.  I have zero poker face, so I don't bother lying, since I get called out immediately
<2022-06-03T23:37:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol
<2022-06-03T23:37:08.000Z> Frosche: K
<2022-06-03T23:37:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Well, hm, what state do you live in
<2022-06-03T23:37:27.000Z> Frosche: Nice
<2022-06-03T23:37:46.000Z> Frosche: I'll narrow it down to New England for you
<2022-06-03T23:38:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ?
<2022-06-03T23:38:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oh ok
<2022-06-03T23:39:11.000Z> Frosche: "I'll reveal anything not doxxy"
<2022-06-03T23:39:18.000Z> Frosche: Cool what state do you live in
<2022-06-03T23:39:23.000Z> Frosche: Lmao
<2022-06-03T23:39:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I live in Pittsburgh and honestly you could probably figure out my full doxx pretty easily lol
<2022-06-03T23:40:05.000Z> Frosche: K.  If I ever decide to just kidnap you and drag you home, I'll keep that in mind
<2022-06-03T23:40:47.000Z> Frosche: But yeah after 14 years I know all my faults and strengths
<2022-06-03T23:43:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hmm what are your strengths 
<2022-06-03T23:50:57.000Z> Frosche: I'm really smart, but I'm kinda lazy and really easily distracted. But I got my degree while working full time (straight As except for Java programming where I got a B).
<2022-06-03T23:51:25.000Z> Frosche: As long as I'm motivated, I'll move heaven and earth to get something done when I need to
<2022-06-03T23:52:24.000Z> Frosche: I have an extremely good read on people and a strong sense of empathy.  I'll know when you're feeling bad before you do and already be working on making it better before you've started crying lol
<2022-06-03T23:52:56.000Z> Frosche: Reading people and giving them what they want/need was a skill I promoted during my job interview actually
<2022-06-03T23:53:31.000Z> Frosche: I really wanted to be a therapist, but it was more important to make sure I provided a steady income for my family than go chasing a personal dream
<2022-06-03T23:54:20.000Z> Frosche: I'm self sacrificing to the point of toxicity lol.  I'd pull out all my fingernails to make my wife 1% happier
<2022-06-03T23:54:59.000Z> Frosche: I'll work double overtime at a job I can't stand to make sure bills get paid.  That kind of stuff.  A man's job is to suffer so his woman can live a life of comfort
<2022-06-03T23:55:47.000Z> Frosche: Let's see...... I can cook.  I did Hello fresh for about a year and learned all kinds of nifty tricks. So if you like home cooking....
<2022-06-03T23:56:40.000Z> Frosche: I'm extremely easy to please.  If you can hold an intelligent conversation and be my friend, that's really all I require
<2022-06-03T23:57:23.000Z> Frosche: There were periods when she'd be depressed and there'd be no house work, intimacy, bill paying etc for months but that didn't really matter
<2022-06-03T23:58:12.000Z> Frosche: I'm of the opinion that your wife should be your best friend and if all their arms and legs flew off and they were unable to contribute anything, they'd still be your best friend, you know
<2022-06-03T23:59:54.000Z> Frosche: Hmm...... Well, I have a good job, an impressive resume, and I'm willing to do anything to keep the lights on, so there's basically no risk of me ever not providing. I make good money too. Not 6 figures out anything, but I do well for myself and I live below my means
<2022-06-04T00:00:20.000Z> Frosche: And that's kind of a wall of text so I'll wait to be prompted again before posting lmao
<2022-06-04T00:06:54.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hmmmm you sound like quite a catch tbh
<2022-06-04T00:08:16.000Z> Frosche: If I'm being very pragmatic, I think I am. I'm a 14 year domesticated male with good income and room for additional growth
<2022-06-04T00:08:35.000Z> Frosche: Once my annoyance with the DMV is resolved, I'm going to start on my next degree
<2022-06-04T00:09:06.000Z> Frosche: If you were single, I'd probably just fly you up this weekend
<2022-06-04T00:10:09.000Z> Frosche: But it's not fair to a woman to have to play girlfriend/fiance/grieving assistant so I wouldn't do that
<2022-06-04T00:13:59.000Z> Frosche: You seem.... Like someone I want
<2022-06-04T00:14:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hot tbh
<2022-06-04T00:14:44.000Z> Frosche: I'm aware of some significant flaws of yours but that's nothing you couldn't get over pretty easily in a more stable environment
<2022-06-04T00:15:25.000Z> Frosche: I could train you pretty easily to scream at an electric company if I needed you to
<2022-06-04T00:16:21.000Z> Frosche: That was why your excuse finding bothered me.  Being a wife and mother means being the queen of the house. And while that entitles you to devoted love and attention, it demands strength
<2022-06-04T00:16:52.000Z> Frosche: But in your discussion life circumstances, I don't think you've had the opportunity to develop that, so I can't even blame you 
<2022-06-04T00:17:32.000Z> Frosche: Under my roof where a secondary income is desired but not required, you'd have the freedom to breathe and develop confidence, which I think is the actual root issue
<2022-06-04T00:18:10.000Z> Frosche: You work hard, you seem like you care a lot, when you do something, you put your heart in itBut life hasn't rewarded you according to your effort, is that close?
<2022-06-04T00:19:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah I think so
<2022-06-04T00:19:09.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I just like comfort and stability 
<2022-06-04T00:19:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: And not having those things scares me
<2022-06-04T00:19:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also I am just.....low energy idk
<2022-06-04T00:20:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Like I give a lot of energy at work then I need to mentally rest for the rest of the day
<2022-06-04T00:20:40.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, seeYou need to be a house wife
<2022-06-04T00:21:05.000Z> Frosche: All women like comfort and stability and it's a man's job to provide it
<2022-06-04T00:22:07.000Z> Frosche: Your low energy is in no way helped by the fact that there's barely any payout for the effort you exert
<2022-06-04T00:22:47.000Z> Frosche: When life hits a dead end, the last thing you want to do is do more for no benefit. Basic human psychology
<2022-06-04T00:23:05.000Z> Frosche: You're in a rut, unfortunately
<2022-06-04T00:25:24.000Z> Frosche: I have a three bedroom home lol.  One of my spare bedrooms is housing a bunch of boxes I still need to unpack and the other is basically a crafting room for my model kit hobby.
<2022-06-04T00:26:14.000Z> Frosche: If I could wave a magic wand and transplant you from your negro neighborhood to New England, I would, but alas
<2022-06-04T00:28:28.000Z> Frosche: I'm quite interested in you but I'm not ready.  I'm still beat up from back to back hardship, I need to get in shape, and my house is extremely disorganized at the moment, but weirdly, I feel like there's a place for you here.
<2022-06-04T00:29:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Awwwwwe
<2022-06-04T00:30:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I feel very conflicted now
<2022-06-04T00:30:24.000Z> Frosche: Well, that's why I was supposed to have the integrity not to say any of this
<2022-06-04T00:30:25.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also cool you should tell me about your hobby 
<2022-06-04T00:30:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol
<2022-06-04T00:30:51.000Z> Frosche: I know what's right and wrong and presenting you with this is not right
<2022-06-04T00:31:29.000Z> Frosche: The thing is, if I'm being honest, I have absolutely no faith that this thing with awoo is going to work out.  
<2022-06-04T00:32:24.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I think we will get along well but I know it's really difficult to move countries permanently 
<2022-06-04T00:32:48.000Z> Frosche: His resume is basically empty, he has nothing going on in his life tethering him to his home which is a huge sign that he's got nothing going on period, he lets his woman refer to him as "gay wolf girl male" so there's a lack of pride here.....
<2022-06-04T00:33:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: He's a big troll lol
<2022-06-04T00:33:12.000Z> Frosche: I've definitely looked at his profile and it reads "boy" not "man"
<2022-06-04T00:33:54.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: We talk a lot, I know what he's like
<2022-06-04T00:34:06.000Z> Frosche: Which even if I didn't want to claim you for myself, is all very off-putting, which is why I felt comfortable sharing that with you previously.  That was for your benefit, not mine 
<2022-06-04T00:34:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I can understand why you would get that just from looking at his fedi profile though
<2022-06-04T00:34:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah 
<2022-06-04T00:34:55.000Z> Frosche: You him up with him, you'll still be in your nigger apartment struggling to make ends, except now there's two mouths
<2022-06-04T00:35:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Look now hey I don't even know what you look like
<2022-06-04T00:35:21.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol 
<2022-06-04T00:36:23.000Z> Frosche: So again, total honesty, I was quite comfortable just waiting until August/September when I expected 1 of two things to happen1. You marry him because fuck it you're not getting any younger and you're tired of being alone or2. Hey frosche it didn't work out...... Were you actually serious when you said you were interested
<2022-06-04T00:37:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes those are both possibilities 
<2022-06-04T00:37:25.000Z> Frosche: That said, as a Christian, nothing would make me happier than to find out that I'm totally off base and out of my mind, there's stuff you know that I don't, he's totally perfect, and you're sending him screenshots of this conversation and having a laugh at my expense
<2022-06-04T00:37:46.000Z> Frosche: Because that would mean that a cute girl with a good heart found a good man and would be taken care of
<2022-06-04T00:38:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Don't worry I wouldnt share private messages 
<2022-06-04T00:39:49.000Z> Frosche: But waiting to pick you up when you're broken is dirty, and I'm not playing that. So I'm putting my cards on the table now
<2022-06-04T00:41:06.000Z> Frosche: This leaves you in the advantageous position of giving awoo the good ol college try and if it doesn't pan out, I'm not being predatory, you knew me beforehand
<2022-06-04T00:41:30.000Z> Frosche: The world is basically yours to pick a path in
<2022-06-04T00:42:03.000Z> Frosche: Lol, so in a way, I'm already providing you security and stability. That's funny
<2022-06-04T00:43:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It does make me feel better though 
<2022-06-04T00:44:46.000Z> Frosche: Exactly.  There's another guy out there who thinks you're hot and worth providing for.  And if you go with awoo, you're doing it knowing there's options. It's a much stronger decision that way, even if it puts me in a cucky position
<2022-06-04T00:45:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I feel bad putting you in this position tbh
<2022-06-04T00:45:52.000Z> Frosche: Man is meant to suffer for woman. This is my biological duty. It's what God designed us for lol
<2022-06-04T00:46:20.000Z> Frosche: Besides, of
<2022-06-04T00:46:25.000Z> Frosche: Need,
<2022-06-04T00:46:30.000Z> Frosche: Wtf lol stop
<2022-06-04T00:46:50.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ?
<2022-06-04T00:47:16.000Z> Frosche: Besides, if I took you in today (which I literally could lol) you'd be in the uncomfortable position of having to help me sort the personal belongings of another woman
<2022-06-04T00:47:33.000Z> Frosche: Sorry, I kept accidentally hitting send. Phone posting
<2022-06-04T00:47:52.000Z> Frosche: You don't deserve that, so I have to get my house in order
<2022-06-04T00:48:56.000Z> Frosche: That said, your..... "Going out" status isn't the most real.  And there's months between you actually meeting this person. I call that a window for you to screen me if you're at all interested
<2022-06-04T00:49:31.000Z> Frosche: I'll be totally upfront with everything, because I'm a serious man with serious interest and lying is stupid
<2022-06-04T00:50:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Honestly I wouldn't mind helping in your house 
<2022-06-04T00:50:07.000Z> Frosche: I'll tell you how much debt I have, where it's from, how long I anticipate taking to pay it off. My personal flaws, medical history lol
<2022-06-04T00:50:24.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I trust people pretty easily 
<2022-06-04T00:50:42.000Z> Frosche: You strike me as that type and you shouldn't
<2022-06-04T00:50:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I know
<2022-06-04T00:51:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I just....I'm very lonely 
<2022-06-04T00:51:17.000Z> Frosche: Me or whoever could father a child of yours. There's no time to be less trusting than selecting a guy
<2022-06-04T00:51:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah well I don't plan on getting pregnant until I'm married
<2022-06-04T00:52:04.000Z> Frosche: I'm not trying to doom and gloom, but if you're lonely now, imagine having a kid and then the state takes them because Dad bailed and you can't afford it
<2022-06-04T00:52:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah
<2022-06-04T00:52:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: No I want to be very selective with who I have a kid witg
<2022-06-04T00:52:48.000Z> Frosche: My sister in law didn't get preg until married and her life is basically ruined because oops she married a loser 
<2022-06-04T00:52:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oof
<2022-06-04T00:53:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: My name is Lea btw 
<2022-06-04T00:53:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Pronounced Leah 
<2022-06-04T00:53:35.000Z> Frosche: Hmm.  
<2022-06-04T00:53:50.000Z> Frosche: Call me Alex for now
<2022-06-04T00:53:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok 
<2022-06-04T00:54:22.000Z> Frosche: If we were e-dating, I'd be a little more loose
<2022-06-04T00:54:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lea isbt my full first name so it's technically kind of not dox
<2022-06-04T00:54:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol
<2022-06-04T00:55:10.000Z> Frosche: Here's a flaw of mine, I'm extremely defensive and jealous with my girl
<2022-06-04T00:55:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hmmmm
<2022-06-04T00:55:37.000Z> Frosche: As in, if we were e-dating, I absolutely wouldn't be comfortable with you sharing tummy online lol
<2022-06-04T00:55:46.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: That's fair honestly 
<2022-06-04T00:56:07.000Z> Frosche: And if someone talked shit to or about you, it'd be fight time
<2022-06-04T00:56:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ohhh man ha
<2022-06-04T00:56:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Some people definitely don't like me on here 
<2022-06-04T00:56:33.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I try to be pretty chill
<2022-06-04T00:57:01.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: A flaw of mine is that confrontation makes me extremely uncomfortable and I really don't like it
<2022-06-04T00:57:12.000Z> Frosche: Well tbh, I'd probably ask you to leave kiwi. You're 32, they're a bunch of dumb kids, and their sort of toxic irony isn't good for you or anyone
<2022-06-04T00:57:23.000Z> Frosche: I think that's most women
<2022-06-04T00:58:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also you should know, I am agnostic leaning towards atheist although I don't have any problem with a Christian man and also I am pro choice (I've never had an abortion)
<2022-06-04T00:58:07.000Z> Frosche: If I brought you in, I'd help make you confrontational.  That's just mom/woman of the house stuff
<2022-06-04T00:58:18.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Aww I love kiwi 
<2022-06-04T00:58:34.000Z> Frosche: I don't think it's good for the brain
<2022-06-04T00:58:51.000Z> Frosche: That's my other thing, I'm very vocal about what I think is good or bad
<2022-06-04T00:58:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Most certainly not lol 
<2022-06-04T00:59:35.000Z> Frosche: I think kiwi is mostly toxic and promotes irony, drama fagging, and sociopathy
<2022-06-04T00:59:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I like shitposting
<2022-06-04T00:59:53.000Z> Frosche: Shitposting is fine, but kiwi is rough
<2022-06-04T01:00:11.000Z> Frosche: Sincerity is good. It's how actual bonds form
<2022-06-04T01:00:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: The farms themselves or fedi kf
<2022-06-04T01:00:29.000Z> Frosche: Poast is more balanced in that regard
<2022-06-04T01:00:41.000Z> Frosche: Both, but mostly the farms
<2022-06-04T01:01:09.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's just... incredibly entertaining 
<2022-06-04T01:01:30.000Z> Frosche: On poast we have prayer circles for people struggling in hard times, on kiwi you get dunked on for posting a selfie
<2022-06-04T01:01:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Like the most bizarre soap opera
<2022-06-04T01:02:07.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm friends with a couple of people who are blocked on poast
<2022-06-04T01:02:38.000Z> Frosche: I think I'd encourage you away from the internet in general lol
<2022-06-04T01:02:54.000Z> Frosche: You need something real
<2022-06-04T01:03:05.000Z> Frosche: The internet is a drug 
<2022-06-04T01:03:34.000Z> Frosche: I'm not saying like, no woman on internet, no e friends, but I don't think it's giving you what you need
<2022-06-04T01:04:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You're probably right but I am just very introverted in person
<2022-06-04T01:04:31.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's much easier for me to socialize online 
<2022-06-04T01:04:40.000Z> Frosche: Same. I don't have irl friends for that reason but I'm learning to put myself out there
<2022-06-04T01:05:09.000Z> Frosche: Internet friends are candy, irl friends are your vitamins
<2022-06-04T01:06:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah 
<2022-06-04T01:06:18.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: A lot of the time I spend on the internet is just passing time tbh
<2022-06-04T01:06:34.000Z> Frosche: Yeah me too but I always feel hollow afterwards
<2022-06-04T01:06:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I do quite like some YouTube channels though 
<2022-06-04T01:08:06.000Z> Frosche: There's another thing, I'm kind of controlling, but it's well intended.  I just want the best for people.  Like if you smoked, I'd hound you until you quit, basically
<2022-06-04T01:08:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I don't smoke
<2022-06-04T01:08:40.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: So you're good there
<2022-06-04T01:09:03.000Z> Frosche: Well that's just an example.  Maybe more "if you had an internet addiction, I'd hound you to find irl connections"
<2022-06-04T01:09:40.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'll warn you I might get defensive about it at first 
<2022-06-04T01:09:46.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Whatever the thing is
<2022-06-04T01:10:34.000Z> Frosche: Everyone does.  I'm pretty good at easing off the accelerator, but I benefit from a woman with an open mind and at least minor reception to criticism
<2022-06-04T01:11:00.000Z> Frosche: As long as you're willing to hear me out and my reasoning for why I think it'll improve your/our life to listen to me
<2022-06-04T01:11:47.000Z> Frosche: It goes both ways of course.  Every couple months I tend to ask "am I doing anything you hate? Anything you'd like me to *start* doing?"
<2022-06-04T01:11:55.000Z> Frosche: Open and honest communication is huge
<2022-06-04T01:16:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes I agree with that 
<2022-06-04T01:16:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm willing to keep an open mind
<2022-06-04T01:16:40.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes
<2022-06-04T01:16:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I don't like arguments 
<2022-06-04T01:17:01.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I mean, nobody dirs
<2022-06-04T01:17:04.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Does 
<2022-06-04T01:17:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It just makes me very anxious 
<2022-06-04T01:17:40.000Z> Frosche: Arguments are going to happen but they don't have to get heated.  I uh.... Have an intense speaking style when I get frustrated but it shouldn't be taken personally
<2022-06-04T01:18:24.000Z> Frosche: I don't like scream or stoop to insults or whatever, but apparently I give off "angry dad" vibes 
<2022-06-04T01:18:45.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok that's reasonable 
<2022-06-04T01:18:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I would never insult 
<2022-06-04T01:19:37.000Z> Frosche: Oh but I absolutely don't tolerate physical violence. Some girls think it's okay to slap or whatever, but I'll absolutely catch your hand and put you in a police hold bent over the couch if you do
<2022-06-04T01:20:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: No I would never
<2022-06-04T01:21:04.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm not a confrontive (is that a word?) person 
<2022-06-04T01:21:40.000Z> Frosche: If I'm going to pay for food and shelter the least I ask is that you don't beat me because I said I thought your TV show was stupid lol
<2022-06-04T01:21:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oh
<2022-06-04T01:21:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: What's your stance on porn 
<2022-06-04T01:21:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha 
<2022-06-04T01:22:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I think I would throw the weakest punches imaginable 
<2022-06-04T01:25:24.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also how do you feel about horror movies 
<2022-06-04T01:29:39.000Z> Frosche: Uh, I consume some softcore porn. Like, fat girls eating content lol, not people fucking.  Inside a relationship I think that should stop but from personal experience I struggle with it, so if you're anti porn, you could just look at me and say "looking at fat chicks?" And since I have no poker face I'll just admit it
<2022-06-04T01:30:16.000Z> Frosche: I expect husband and wife to lean on each other to help with weakness like that
<2022-06-04T01:30:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'd have a bit of a problem with a lot of porn use in a relationship 
<2022-06-04T01:31:09.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I mean, it's situational 
<2022-06-04T01:31:17.000Z> Frosche: I think there shouldn't be any, personally
<2022-06-04T01:31:31.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Honestly I'd be fine with that 
<2022-06-04T01:31:52.000Z> Frosche: But I would need someone actively checking and holding me accountable
<2022-06-04T01:31:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Just know that, if we were together, I can't orgasm with penetration alone
<2022-06-04T01:32:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: So you couldn't get weirded out if I needed extra stimulation during sex
<2022-06-04T01:32:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Not to get too graphic
<2022-06-04T01:32:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Like, clitoral stimulation 
<2022-06-04T01:32:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I know that can make some men feel inadequate 
<2022-06-04T01:33:08.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: But it's nothing to do with the mab
<2022-06-04T01:33:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Man 
<2022-06-04T01:34:47.000Z> Frosche: Oh. That's interesting.
<2022-06-04T01:35:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Would that bug you?
<2022-06-04T01:35:36.000Z> Frosche: I mean, since we're getting graphic, I used to go down on my high school GF for hours 
<2022-06-04T01:35:48.000Z> Frosche: So if that does it for you, we'd be fine
<2022-06-04T01:36:25.000Z> Frosche: If you mean using a toy during sex, that would be disappointing, but mostly because I don't understand.
<2022-06-04T01:36:33.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hmmm I've never been with a man who did that much 
<2022-06-04T01:37:10.000Z> Frosche: Like, if me penetrating does nothing and all the fun is being provided by the toy, I'd feel bad, but something tells me that's not the case
<2022-06-04T01:38:05.000Z> Frosche: Would this be a "Alex finishes, climbs off you and then finishes you off" thing, because that's a okay
<2022-06-04T01:39:09.000Z> Frosche: I guess if you're doing something during, it's whatever honestly.  Just be up front and tell me if you need a little boost or something
<2022-06-04T01:39:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah that would be fine of course 
<2022-06-04T01:40:14.000Z> Frosche: I've tried things and had her say "hey, this isn't really doing anything for me". Okay, no harm no foul. Thanks for saying something so I didn't just waste both our time
<2022-06-04T01:40:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oh also uhhh, I don't want to have to shave or wax down there because of ingrown hairs 
<2022-06-04T01:40:58.000Z> Frosche: Oh that said, I've only had one actual sex partner.  2 if you count my high school GF that I never had sex with but did everything up to
<2022-06-04T01:40:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: But I also don't expect a man to
<2022-06-04T01:41:47.000Z> Frosche: I actually don't understand the appeal of shaving, so whatever. I don't terribly mind leg hair either. Like I'm not into it, but as long as it's not a forest it's whatever
<2022-06-04T01:41:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I've had sex with 6 people but they've all been people I've been in a relationship with
<2022-06-04T01:42:02.000Z> Frosche: Underarm hair bugs me though
<2022-06-04T01:42:18.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I shave my underarms and legs 
<2022-06-04T01:42:42.000Z> Frosche: I think single digits are within acceptability. That should be fine.  I mean I'm personally fine with it
<2022-06-04T01:42:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok 
<2022-06-04T01:43:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I don't think I would enjoy sex with a one night stand
<2022-06-04T01:43:16.000Z> Frosche: But yeah if you're expecting some bedroom acrobatics, uh.... You'll have to lead that charge lol
<2022-06-04T01:43:24.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's about the intimacy 
<2022-06-04T01:43:30.000Z> Frosche: One night stands seem wrong
<2022-06-04T01:43:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha no I'm pretty vanilla 
<2022-06-04T01:44:13.000Z> Frosche: It's worth mentioning I didn't become a Christian until I was like 28, so this is all just who I am, not a product of me being a Bible thumper. I'm just a weird dude lol
<2022-06-04T01:44:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I've been with a man who was into bondage and light bdsm and it did nothing for me
<2022-06-04T01:44:35.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: That's very interesting
<2022-06-04T01:44:50.000Z> Frosche: I did a little dom/sub stuff but we didn't stick with it
<2022-06-04T01:45:08.000Z> Frosche: It was fun, but it's basically a lifestyle and who has time for that lol
<2022-06-04T01:45:37.000Z> Frosche: You have any fetishes to disclose?
<2022-06-04T01:45:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Not really, no
<2022-06-04T01:45:57.000Z> Frosche: It's fine if that's a little too personal for now 
<2022-06-04T01:46:02.000Z> Frosche: Ah okay
<2022-06-04T01:46:13.000Z> Frosche: That's more a guy thing from what I can tell
<2022-06-04T01:46:24.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah I think so
<2022-06-04T01:46:43.000Z> Frosche: Never met a girl irl with oddball fetishes
<2022-06-04T01:47:13.000Z> Frosche: Oh, tbh I'm pretty needy in terms of attention
<2022-06-04T01:47:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Same tbh
<2022-06-04T01:48:46.000Z> Frosche: I like a lot of physical contact (doesn't have to be sexual) and when I'm at work I'm basically constantly texting. But if too much time goes by without you replying, I panic, assume you've been murdered, and rocket home at 110mph to check on you
<2022-06-04T01:49:09.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hahaha 
<2022-06-04T01:49:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I love cuddling 
<2022-06-04T01:49:24.000Z> Frosche: Cuddling is great
<2022-06-04T01:49:40.000Z> Frosche: Usually leads to sex but cuddling is good in it's own right lol
<2022-06-04T01:50:22.000Z> Frosche: I uh.... Have a hyperactive penis so if I touch your elbow I'm like "God damn she's fine let's fucking go" and have to call myself down lmao
<2022-06-04T01:51:30.000Z> Frosche: Hope that's not TMI, but we've made it this far so I'm assuming not
<2022-06-04T01:52:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I like, uh
<2022-06-04T01:52:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Fondling 
<2022-06-04T01:52:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: So I imagine you'd enjoy that 
<2022-06-04T01:52:41.000Z> Frosche: Being fondled or doing
<2022-06-04T01:52:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Doing the fondlinf
<2022-06-04T01:53:02.000Z> Frosche: Hot 
<2022-06-04T01:53:51.000Z> Frosche: Even when I was thinner, I've always had a fat butt and girls seem to like it. Don't know if that does anything for you or if I should start dead lifting to get rid of it
<2022-06-04T01:56:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Nice
<2022-06-04T01:56:27.000Z> Frosche: Lol k
<2022-06-04T01:56:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Butts are good 
<2022-06-04T01:59:02.000Z> Frosche: I'll say that if we were to meet, there'd be no sex until marriage was a serious talking point.
<2022-06-04T01:59:22.000Z> Frosche: You know, not "no fooling around" but no sex
<2022-06-04T02:00:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I can respect that
<2022-06-04T02:00:28.000Z> Frosche: Even when I was a horny teen, I firmly believed that sex should only be once you've determined you're prepared to spend your life with that person
<2022-06-04T02:00:56.000Z> Frosche: Because once a baby pops out.....
<2022-06-04T02:01:42.000Z> Frosche: I can't leave you gasping for air through penetration anyway, so you personally don't have anything to lose lol
<2022-06-04T02:04:04.000Z> Frosche: Haha too much?
<2022-06-04T02:08:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ha
<2022-06-04T02:08:44.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: there are plenty of things two people can do that don't involve penetration
<2022-06-04T02:08:47.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: well,
<2022-06-04T02:08:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: piv penetration
<2022-06-04T02:09:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: btw i collect and customize dolls so if that creeps you out you should bail now
<2022-06-04T02:09:41.000Z> Frosche: I collect and customize model kits. You're just doing the girl version
<2022-06-04T02:10:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: nice
<2022-06-04T02:10:06.000Z> Frosche: Oh btw, I think butt stuff is gross
<2022-06-04T02:10:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: that's fine with me tbh
<2022-06-04T02:10:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: you'll have to share with me acrylic painting tips lol
<2022-06-04T02:10:47.000Z> Frosche: Yeah I'll get on that once I nail it myself lol
<2022-06-04T02:11:13.000Z> Frosche: I've recently found the courage to start painting.  Learning experience, but I'm enjoying it
<2022-06-04T02:11:22.000Z> Frosche: You can use my air brush
<2022-06-04T02:12:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: yay!
<2022-06-04T02:14:31.000Z> Frosche: Oh, you mentioned horror moviesI'm not a fan personally, but I won't stop you. You want to have a scary movie night, I'm down. But I like to run my mouth during movies 
<2022-06-04T02:16:15.000Z> Frosche: Not to abruptly change topics. I'll absolutely continue sex talk if you wish lol
<2022-06-04T02:23:34.000Z> Frosche: "she's gone two seconds without replying, I hope I didn't say something stupid"
<2022-06-04T02:23:40.000Z> Frosche: Lol I feel like a kid again
<2022-06-04T02:33:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ha you didn't do antyhig
<2022-06-04T02:33:46.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i'm talking with bf right now
<2022-06-04T02:34:13.000Z> Frosche: I am.... Not equipped to respond to that statement lmao
<2022-06-04T02:35:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i'm sorry 
<2022-06-04T02:35:14.000Z> Frosche: Mfw reading that https://i.poastcdn.org/fcab1db1348578d3b03dd229716934ef85160211a758afaf347fd0db762a22e2.jpg
<2022-06-04T02:36:28.000Z> Frosche: Nah it's cool.  If anything it adds suspense to my end of the conversation
<2022-06-04T02:51:40.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: im really sorry
<2022-06-04T02:51:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i shouldn't be leading you on
<2022-06-04T03:03:28.000Z> Frosche: Lol, it's fine. I didn't want to say it but I was like "right about now she should be feeling extremely conflicted and guilty and will retreat to the familiar and comfortable"
<2022-06-04T03:04:10.000Z> Frosche: I'm just another guy on the Internet.  If you're interested and want to ask screening questions, I'll answer them.
<2022-06-04T03:05:15.000Z> Frosche: If you just want to BS as friend that's cool too, and I'll try to curb my shenanigansAnd you feel free to switch back and forth as you're comfortable
<2022-06-04T03:05:47.000Z> Frosche: Call it hedging your bets. I don't take offense
<2022-06-04T03:06:29.000Z> Frosche: I'm new and scary, I expected this haha
<2022-06-04T03:11:32.000Z> Frosche: By my estimate, you probably won't feel comfortable talking with me for a little while so don't feel guilty if you have to blow me off
<2022-06-04T03:22:06.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: it's tempting but i think we should bs as friends
<2022-06-04T03:28:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i'm sorry
<2022-06-04T03:28:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i feel like shit for leading you on
<2022-06-04T03:28:45.000Z> Frosche: That's absolutely fine.  If you change your mind you know where I am
<2022-06-04T03:29:41.000Z> Frosche: Nah its okay. It was fun feeling excited, you know?
<2022-06-04T03:30:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: yes
<2022-06-04T03:30:47.000Z> Frosche: The lesson here is that you're desirable enough that you have to reject other guys because you've already picked one
<2022-06-04T03:31:00.000Z> Frosche: You can't buy that kind of self esteem boost lmao
<2022-06-04T03:31:30.000Z> Frosche: Alright well, I have poor impulse control so if I get too flirty or whatever just give me a slap on the wrist.
<2022-06-04T03:31:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha
<2022-06-04T03:31:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: unfortunately i do to
<2022-06-04T03:31:48.000Z> Frosche: Or jerk me around and break my heart, it's all part of the excitement of life tbh
<2022-06-04T03:32:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hopefully it's a self esteem boost for you that i would totally take you up on your offer if i wasn't already in love with someone else
<2022-06-04T03:32:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: even without ever having seen you
<2022-06-04T03:32:45.000Z> Frosche: We're all winners today.
<2022-06-04T03:33:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: there are a LOT of nice chubby girls in this country
<2022-06-04T03:33:37.000Z> Frosche: Besides which, if you had dropped your guy after a single day of talking to me, that would be a trust issue down the line So really I just have more faith in us working if your current plan doesn't work out
<2022-06-04T03:34:02.000Z> Frosche: I do a little 4d chess. It's called I do a little 4d chess
<2022-06-04T03:34:48.000Z> Frosche: So don't take it as condescending when I say that turning me down here, in this moment, was the correct and honorable decision and I'm proud of you for making that call
<2022-06-04T03:35:12.000Z> Frosche: If you said "fuck that other guy, I'm yours" I would *never* trust you online
<2022-06-04T03:54:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: that makes me feel better
<2022-06-04T03:55:49.000Z> Frosche: Besides which, I said I won't be emotionally ready to receive GF *prior* to you meeting him anyway.  You giving him a shot first is the smartest move on your end.
<2022-06-04T03:57:39.000Z> Frosche: That said, I won't tell you how to live, but it won't kill you to ask me ...maybe less sexually charged questions in the months before then.  Imagine Awoo doesn't work, then you find out that I kick in my sleep and that's COMPLETELY intolerable and then you're without backups and you've wasted more time!
<2022-06-04T03:59:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ha
<2022-06-04T03:59:44.000Z> Frosche: Look. I'm an extremely pragmatic person lol
<2022-06-04T04:00:19.000Z> Frosche: My mission was to play my hand so as to not be a creep in the future.  I met all my objectives
<2022-06-04T04:00:28.000Z> Frosche: I'm thinking about what's best for Mushroom's future now
<2022-06-04T04:00:40.000Z> Frosche: I'll even give you advice with awoo if you need it
<2022-06-04T04:00:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: <3
<2022-06-04T04:14:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: thank you for being so understanding
<2022-06-04T04:15:01.000Z> Frosche: Yeah no prob, thanks for listening to my sales pitch
<2022-06-04T04:20:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha
<2022-06-04T04:20:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: any time
<2022-06-04T04:57:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: you're not following me!
<2022-06-04T04:57:48.000Z> Frosche: oh.  I thought I was
<2022-06-04T04:58:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: for shame!
<2022-06-04T04:58:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha
<2022-06-04T04:58:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i think it removes it when you block someone
<2022-06-04T04:58:43.000Z> Frosche: yes now I will be further exposed to your irresistible mushness and be eviscerated when you post your wedding photos 
<2022-06-04T04:59:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: so mushy
<2022-06-04T04:59:36.000Z> Frosche: wanna mash the mush
<2022-06-04T04:59:43.000Z> Frosche: many such cases
<2022-06-04T05:10:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: put the soup in the mushroom
<2022-06-04T05:11:24.000Z> Frosche: I was trying but you said no lmao
<2022-06-04T05:11:53.000Z> Frosche: ....I can see it's going to take a day or two to switch my brain off of "seize mushroom" mode
<2022-06-04T05:12:06.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha
<2022-06-04T05:33:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/f71548f1392e886ce28fdb99dd0cc38b1be092b466a6a4c672337ee494098fad.png
<2022-06-04T05:33:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: here we go, this is nearly exactly what my tummy looks like
<2022-06-04T05:33:45.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: but with stretch marks
<2022-06-04T05:34:23.000Z> Frosche: That's hot as hell
<2022-06-04T05:34:29.000Z> Frosche: Girl what are you doing to my mind lol
<2022-06-04T05:34:48.000Z> Frosche: FINE I'LL LET YOU WATCH YOUR MEDICAL SHOWS
<2022-06-04T05:35:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hahaha
<2022-06-04T05:35:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/823cb60868e316f24aa4f4dfc3f38e2a18d5c2b1fbebb4c5d616361f577daac1.png
<2022-06-04T05:35:58.000Z> Frosche: I'm just saying, if fate puts you in my hands I'm gonna put a baby in you so fucking hard lol
<2022-06-04T05:36:42.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: :cirno_blush: 
<2022-06-04T05:57:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok I'm going to send you ONE picture of a tummy with no identifying information in it, that may or may not be mine
<2022-06-04T05:58:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: And that's it
<2022-06-04T05:58:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/a696d9bfc47e8812ec434ad623256f2e2232ed2048cb533ba3861ccfbc085424.jpg
<2022-06-04T05:58:47.000Z> Frosche: Woman
<2022-06-04T05:59:12.000Z> Frosche: I was just thinking "Damn, this stupid mushroom has left me sexually frustrated for hours" and you follow up with this
<2022-06-04T05:59:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: One picture
<2022-06-04T06:00:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It might not be my tummy 
<2022-06-04T06:00:20.000Z> Frosche: Solid tum, hope to see it in person one day.You know, whoever it belongs to
<2022-06-04T06:01:02.000Z> Frosche: uuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh it's such a great shape and that stupid bellybutton is so cute
<2022-06-04T06:01:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm sure they're flattered 
<2022-06-04T06:02:34.000Z> Frosche: Well
<2022-06-04T06:02:42.000Z> Frosche: I'm gonna be real with you
<2022-06-04T06:02:50.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes this person has a mole under their belly button
<2022-06-04T06:03:06.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ?
<2022-06-04T06:03:06.000Z> Frosche: I'm probably not going to stop attempting to claim you, and at this point you have no one to blame but yourself
<2022-06-04T06:03:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Understandable lol 
<2022-06-04T06:04:01.000Z> Frosche: I'm just saying, I live across from a beautiful park in a quiet part of town
<2022-06-04T06:04:46.000Z> Frosche: You'd kiss negro apartments goodbye forever and be pampered like a chubby queen
<2022-06-04T06:05:05.000Z> Frosche: Well, you or whoever the owner of the belly is, of course
<2022-06-04T06:07:07.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha
<2022-06-04T06:07:22.000Z> Frosche: Lol, you can actually see how less smooth I operate as the blood leaves my brain to flow southward
<2022-06-04T06:07:52.000Z> Frosche: "Actually this Alex kid has absolutely no game and it perfectly coincides with sending chub what a bizarre coincidence"
<2022-06-04T06:09:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hahaha 
<2022-06-04T06:10:06.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's ok I don't have any game either 
<2022-06-04T06:10:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Just a tummy 
<2022-06-04T06:10:39.000Z> Frosche: You're a girl, that's all you need
<2022-06-04T06:11:14.000Z> Frosche: I saw that belly button and immediately thought "Yes, I'll work 60hrs a week to ensure this person has food and board for the rest of their life"
<2022-06-04T06:12:01.000Z> Frosche: Cute face, huge boobs, nice tum
<2022-06-04T06:12:07.000Z> Frosche: Says nigger
<2022-06-04T06:12:47.000Z> Frosche: I'm gonna get in shape and clean my kitchen.  If we meet, I can't afford to blow it lol
<2022-06-04T06:22:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha keep a bit of fat, I like softness to cuddle 
<2022-06-04T06:24:04.000Z> Frosche: Oh that was determined by genetics.  I don't think I could get ripped abs if I wanted unfortunately
<2022-06-04T06:24:48.000Z> Frosche: You're such a fuckin tease, Lea
<2022-06-04T06:27:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: 😇
<2022-06-04T21:39:42.000Z> Frosche: Hey evil woman
<2022-06-04T21:40:07.000Z> Frosche: You mentioned needing ideas for streams and I'm watching a poaster play Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion
<2022-06-04T21:40:20.000Z> Frosche: It's free and can run on a toaster
<2022-06-04T21:41:12.000Z> Frosche: Also there's the Henry Stickmin Collection, which is a popular funny game for streamerssteamunlocked.net/5-the-henry-stickmin-collection-free-download/
<2022-06-04T22:10:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ohhh I know spookys jump scare mansion 
<2022-06-04T22:13:08.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Never heard of Henry stickman before 🤔
<2022-06-04T22:13:28.000Z> Frosche: do a quick youtube, but I think you'd like it
<2022-06-04T22:13:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm going to try to stream a new game or Nancy drew either tomorrow night or the night after 
<2022-06-04T22:13:44.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Have Monday off
<2022-06-04T22:13:56.000Z> Frosche: it's basically a comedic choose your own adventure story
<2022-06-04T22:14:18.000Z> Frosche: Sounds good.  I get off work at 11pm so I'll be able to catch some portion of it
<2022-06-04T22:14:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oof late 
<2022-06-04T22:15:07.000Z> Frosche: Yep
<2022-06-04T22:15:40.000Z> Frosche: it has its pros and cons
<2022-06-04T22:18:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: What do you do?
<2022-06-04T22:18:31.000Z> Frosche: electric/mechanical repair
<2022-06-04T22:19:03.000Z> Frosche: I was a technician in the navy, so when I got out, it seemed smart to carry that forward
<2022-06-04T22:19:22.000Z> Frosche: my next degree is going to be in engineering so I can have that door open in the event I want to
<2022-06-04T22:19:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Nice, that sounds like a useful degree 
<2022-06-04T22:19:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Do you work on Sunday?
<2022-06-04T22:20:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I can stream then if you wanna watch 
<2022-06-04T22:20:30.000Z> Frosche: I'm off this weekend, so Sunday would be best 
<2022-06-04T22:20:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I went into anthropology in college which I like a lot but.... probably wasn't a smart decision all around
<2022-06-04T22:21:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok! I'll do it then when work is done for me
<2022-06-04T22:21:10.000Z> Frosche: Honestly, probably not
<2022-06-04T22:21:38.000Z> Frosche: But ideally once you're wifed up, it won't be long until you're a mother and won't be working regardless
<2022-06-04T22:21:52.000Z> Frosche: Or if you are, it should preferably be limited to part time
<2022-06-04T22:22:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: My family had a fair amount of money (nothing crazy) when I was in high school so I was encouraged to pick something I enjoy 
<2022-06-04T22:22:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: And I've always been pretty academic
<2022-06-04T22:22:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Unfortunately the money was in stocks and we lost it all in the housing bubble crisis
<2022-06-04T22:22:59.000Z> Frosche: I wonder if your credits would at least convert into some BS 2-yr degree just for resume purposes
<2022-06-04T22:23:03.000Z> Frosche: Oh wow, that's awful
<2022-06-04T22:23:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: But the good news is I have no student debt 
<2022-06-04T22:23:31.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I would think they could 
<2022-06-04T22:23:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I completed 3 out of 4 years
<2022-06-04T22:23:55.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, that'd be worth looking into, as a backup
<2022-06-04T22:24:16.000Z> Frosche: No debt is good though
<2022-06-04T22:25:02.000Z> Frosche: I thought I was debt free but it turns out the missus may not have entirely been truthful with me, as when I took over finances it turns out I'm like $34k in the hole
<2022-06-04T22:25:21.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oof I'm sorry friend 
<2022-06-04T22:25:54.000Z> Frosche: Yeah.... Don't know how or why that happened.  Can't be mad about it either.  I'm just blasting out overtime and minimizing expenses to clear it quickly
<2022-06-04T22:26:06.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I believe in you!
<2022-06-04T22:26:27.000Z> Frosche: graci
<2022-06-04T22:26:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: :hug2: 
<2022-06-04T22:26:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I know no financial advice I could give to you lol
<2022-06-04T22:27:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Besides look into selling plasma for some easy money 
<2022-06-04T22:27:20.000Z> Frosche: I'm doing the Dave Ramsey "debt snowball" thing
<2022-06-04T22:27:32.000Z> Frosche: Pay off the smallest, funnel that money into the next smallest and so on
<2022-06-04T22:27:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Sounds like a good plan
<2022-06-04T22:27:51.000Z> Frosche: It was 2 credit cards and a loan.  I already paid off one of the cards
<2022-06-04T22:28:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Good
<2022-06-04T22:28:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/051ba0119ded973214bdaa04737037f6f0b30f7a5a47c046feb1c0f1bd1903ab.png
<2022-06-04T22:28:22.000Z> Frosche: My car is paid off and I have an extremely inexpensive lifestyle, so it's really just a matter of time
<2022-06-04T22:28:37.000Z> Frosche: shit, I may go for it
<2022-06-04T22:28:47.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: If you can do two donations a week BioLife will give you $900 on your first month
<2022-06-04T22:28:55.000Z> Frosche: That's nifty
<2022-06-04T22:29:23.000Z> Frosche: Plus I figure I can score another $400/month just by showing up to work an hour early (nothing happens during that hour)
<2022-06-04T22:29:21.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It goes down to like $120 a week for 2 donations after that
<2022-06-04T22:29:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Have you ever given blood before?
<2022-06-04T22:29:43.000Z> Frosche: Yup
<2022-06-04T22:29:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's just like that 
<2022-06-04T22:29:53.000Z> Frosche: I'm O-neg, so I'm actually in high demand
<2022-06-04T22:30:09.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Stay hydrated, eat lots of protein and iron 
<2022-06-04T22:30:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Have you had a piercing or tattoo recently?
<2022-06-04T22:30:27.000Z> Frosche: I'm starting that up anyway as part of my weight loss scheme
<2022-06-04T22:30:36.000Z> Frosche: I have no piercings or tats at all actually
<2022-06-04T22:30:50.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You should be good to give plasma then 
<2022-06-04T22:31:00.000Z> Frosche: Fugg it, might as well
<2022-06-04T22:30:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I don't have any tattoos either
<2022-06-04T22:31:08.000Z> Frosche: Good, keep it that way
<2022-06-04T22:31:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Let me know if you need any tips
<2022-06-04T22:31:17.000Z> Frosche: K
<2022-06-04T22:31:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I just have one piercing per lobe
<2022-06-04T22:31:40.000Z> Frosche: that's good
<2022-06-04T22:32:45.000Z> Frosche: When I was younger, I was going to get a decepticon symbol on my shoulder
<2022-06-04T22:32:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: If I ever get excess money and wanted a tattoo I might get one to remember mom with 
<2022-06-04T22:32:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hahahaha
<2022-06-04T22:32:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Go for it!
<2022-06-04T22:33:00.000Z> Frosche attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/c6ad8d4a30f5f7bb53bdc6feafe26e5a681321ede3cc2e315e17b27fb4f1f4d8.jpg
<2022-06-04T22:33:09.000Z> Frosche: lol no, no corporate whore tats
<2022-06-04T22:33:32.000Z> Frosche: I think memorial tats are good
<2022-06-04T22:33:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Mom loved gardening and her favorite flower was the pansy so maybe a pansy 
<2022-06-04T22:33:58.000Z> Frosche: that'd be sweet
<2022-06-04T22:34:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I dont feel a huge pull to get one though 
<2022-06-04T22:34:51.000Z> Frosche: well that was me, there was nothing I liked so much I needed it inked on my skin and anything that was important enough to tat, I feel like there's no risk of forgetting
<2022-06-04T22:34:56.000Z> Frosche: I just never saw the point
<2022-06-04T22:35:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah same 
<2022-06-04T22:35:31.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I feel like I'd be too much of a perfectionist for it 
<2022-06-04T22:35:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'd only want the best artist possible and that would be too much money
<2022-06-04T22:36:03.000Z> Frosche: yeah, imagine the slightest little mistake being there foreve
<2022-06-04T22:36:22.000Z> Frosche: Wouldn't be able to let it go lol
<2022-06-04T22:36:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes
<2022-06-04T22:36:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I've thought that tattoo removal would be a good industry to get into 
<2022-06-04T22:36:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok my lunch time is over!
<2022-06-04T22:37:09.000Z> Frosche: alright, go have fun with your monkey friends
<2022-06-04T22:37:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: :blobwave: 
<2022-06-04T22:39:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Wait I do have a money saving tip!
<2022-06-04T22:39:46.000Z> Frosche: oh okay
<2022-06-04T22:39:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: If you shop at target 
<2022-06-04T22:40:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: We price match pretty much every major retailer
<2022-06-04T22:40:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Plus amazon
<2022-06-04T22:40:22.000Z> Frosche: oh hmm
<2022-06-04T22:40:45.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, target is the closest shop to me, so that may actually come in handy
<2022-06-04T22:41:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Good!
<2022-06-04T22:41:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also you can get a debit red card and save 5%
<2022-06-04T22:41:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: No credit check, no paying off the balance
<2022-06-04T22:42:07.000Z> Frosche: Oh cool
<2022-06-04T22:42:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It just connects to your bank account 
<2022-06-04T22:42:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol I sound like such a shill
<2022-06-04T22:42:22.000Z> Frosche: I have great credit though, so that wouldn't be a problem either way :p
<2022-06-04T22:42:30.000Z> Frosche: nah, it's appreciated
<2022-06-04T22:42:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Just be careful because the money takes a few days to come out of your account so any overdraft protection you might have doesn't apply
<2022-06-04T22:44:18.000Z> Frosche: I try to keep about $1k in my checking so that never happens
<2022-06-04T22:44:35.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Good
<2022-06-04T22:44:37.000Z> Frosche: But yeah, delayed pulls make accounting annoying
<2022-06-04T22:44:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yes it has screwed me before 
<2022-06-04T22:45:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: The target app has a ton of digital coupons as well
<2022-06-04T22:45:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok back to work lol
<2022-06-04T22:46:20.000Z> Frosche: K.  Try to stay positive out there. https://i.poastcdn.org/0b956f6d6b02ae06b0c5409bedaf956b3a2b2692dd678a80de307d2c6a8d83f3.png
<2022-06-04T23:09:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Wait I have a great money saving tip
<2022-06-04T23:09:31.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Don't fucking go to Starbucks
<2022-06-04T23:09:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol
<2022-06-04T23:09:46.000Z> Frosche: already done
<2022-06-04T23:10:09.000Z> Frosche: I do the whole pour-over coffee thing
<2022-06-04T23:11:07.000Z> Frosche: As I get older, my tolerance for sweets is diminishing, so starbucks doesn't have much to offer me these days
<2022-06-04T23:11:16.000Z> Frosche: good for my waist and my wallet :)
<2022-06-05T00:25:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Good 
<2022-06-05T00:26:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: People will literally come in and spend $30+ on like 2 drinks and a couple cake pops
<2022-06-05T00:26:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: And not even bat an eyelash 
<2022-06-05T00:27:30.000Z> Frosche: The trajectory this country is on economically is going to make that a more regrettable decision as time goes on
<2022-06-05T00:28:05.000Z> Frosche: The last thing I want to do is be struggling to get the heat on thinking "holy shit I wish I didn't spend a pile of money on sugar I just drank"
<2022-06-05T00:29:36.000Z> Frosche: I assume you're rolling out for the day.  Please be safe on the bus in nigger town
<2022-06-05T00:31:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I will be safe frend 
<2022-06-05T00:31:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I stink of cofe
<2022-06-05T00:31:56.000Z> Frosche: Lol.  I gotta say, I saw you took the BUS in Pburgh and felt a ping of anxiety
<2022-06-05T00:32:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/78e7ec9dbd63f6fb56d7c40b2c6603d64911c45967e098b4266cce551a78c02b.png
<2022-06-05T00:32:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Pride Uber 
<2022-06-05T00:32:42.000Z> Frosche: jeez
<2022-06-05T00:32:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: One of my two buses doesn't come this late on weekends so it's Uber time 
<2022-06-05T00:33:07.000Z> Frosche: pls don't get lesbo raped by pride uber
<2022-06-05T00:34:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oh if you decide to donate at BioLife let me know, I can get a $150 bonus for referring someone and I'll split it with you if you're comfortable sharing your paypal
<2022-06-05T00:35:15.000Z> Frosche: yeah sure
<2022-06-05T00:37:02.000Z> Frosche: oh.  The nearest center is an hour away
<2022-06-05T00:37:16.000Z> Frosche: Hmm.... that 900 for the first month would probably still make it worth it
<2022-06-05T00:40:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: There are other companies that do it 
<2022-06-05T00:40:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You might be able to find a closer place
<2022-06-05T00:40:27.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, but it'd be a shame for you not to get a cut
<2022-06-05T00:41:01.000Z> Frosche: Never would've considered it before
<2022-06-05T00:43:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Consider the gas cost 
<2022-06-05T00:44:58.000Z> Frosche: Hmm yeah, an additional 4 hours a week would probably render the money earned moot...
<2022-06-05T00:45:17.000Z> Frosche: Well, sorry friendo
<2022-06-05T00:47:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's ok!
<2022-06-05T07:40:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: You can decide heh
<2022-06-05T07:40:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/37YC1WUJPTYRU?ref_=wl_share
<2022-06-05T17:23:41.000Z> Frosche: upon checkout, the only option is to send it to myself.  Troubleshooting suggests that you need to associate an address to your list
<2022-06-05T17:53:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ohhh ok I'll update you once I do that, I'm bad at being an egirl lol
<2022-06-05T17:53:44.000Z> Frosche: simpin' aint easy smdh
<2022-06-05T18:47:08.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok I think it should work now
<2022-06-05T18:47:42.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Pick a good one!
<2022-06-05T18:48:29.000Z> Frosche: oh geez, now the pressure is on
<2022-06-05T18:50:51.000Z> Frosche: oh dear
<2022-06-05T18:53:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hahaha
<2022-06-05T18:54:46.000Z> Frosche: No, I say Oh dear because I advise not sharing that list with anyone you don't absolutely trust, Leona Roselli
<2022-06-05T18:55:45.000Z> Frosche: Like, absolutely quadruple so if "1534 Lowrie St" means anything to you
<2022-06-05T18:59:21.000Z> Frosche: So...
<2022-06-05T18:59:24.000Z> Frosche: Uh
<2022-06-05T18:59:30.000Z> Frosche: My name is Ryan lol
<2022-06-05T19:00:13.000Z> Frosche: and I live in CT
<2022-06-05T19:02:35.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Oh shit lol
<2022-06-05T19:02:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Good to know......
<2022-06-05T19:02:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha 
<2022-06-05T19:03:55.000Z> Frosche: Yeah... It gave the full name.  So, as an E-girl, you can set that to display "mushroom soup".  People already know your city, but at least they can't plug it into google and get your apartment number in the first search result
<2022-06-05T19:04:00.000Z> Frosche: Scary shit
<2022-06-05T19:05:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok
<2022-06-05T19:05:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Luckily I haven't shared it with anyone else
<2022-06-05T19:05:38.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, it's probably not worth it anyway, I don't see you trying to farm simps to begin with
<2022-06-05T19:06:42.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'll fix that when I'm not on mobile 
<2022-06-05T19:06:56.000Z> Frosche: Oh are you trying to farm, lol?
<2022-06-05T19:07:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yeah no I'm not looking for simps lol 
<2022-06-05T19:07:46.000Z> Frosche: But yeah, I saw that and I was like.... Uh, I hope it's not that easy to dox her and it was :/Gives like your family names too.
<2022-06-05T19:08:04.000Z> Frosche: I plug my name and city in and not only does it give my current address, but my phone number
<2022-06-05T19:08:17.000Z> Frosche: Thanks voting records.  That was a mistake
<2022-06-05T19:10:16.000Z> Frosche: Oh well... At least you don't seem too bent out of shape about it.  I'd be losing my shit lolMaybe I come off as trustworthy
<2022-06-05T19:17:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I mean I trust you not to be retarded 
<2022-06-05T19:19:21.000Z> Frosche: Hmm
<2022-06-05T19:20:24.000Z> Frosche: Well, of course not
<2022-06-05T19:21:20.000Z> Frosche: And I'm not malicious either
<2022-06-05T19:22:01.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I don't think there's much you could do besides like physically hurting me anyway 
<2022-06-05T19:22:41.000Z> Frosche: Uh... that's pretty serious, friend
<2022-06-05T19:23:29.000Z> Frosche: Lol please don't have a cavalier attitude about your physical wellbeing
<2022-06-05T20:00:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I have a taser
<2022-06-05T20:01:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'll zap you!
<2022-06-05T20:01:40.000Z> Frosche: hah, thwarted https://i.poastcdn.org/ad59c78fc7ed929ea28c6e61d94a29f398bd7d999f307a436e8d9d4bc1eaa5f9.jpg
<2022-06-05T20:04:01.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: "finally a condom that fits!"
<2022-06-05T20:04:11.000Z> Frosche: lmao
<2022-06-05T20:04:58.000Z> Frosche: No i get them in extra small.  They have to be handmade by ladybugs.  Only they have tiny enough hands
<2022-06-05T20:05:57.000Z> Frosche: this is why I drive an F18 Super Hornet to work.  Maximum compensation
<2022-06-05T20:06:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hahaha
<2022-06-05T20:07:16.000Z> Frosche: arrive at the office like https://i.poastcdn.org/f0a9b5cea77dd020a8b699a7643db8e0642c934e5119e2f983135dc6913876b4.gif
<2022-06-05T20:13:33.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS
<2022-06-05T20:14:12.000Z> Frosche: "I'll park in the lobby so i don't clock in late"
<2022-06-05T20:30:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol
<2022-06-06T01:44:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I will be streaming in probably 30 to 45 minutes if you would like to watch 
<2022-06-06T02:58:17.000Z> Frosche: I almost told you to add it to your wishlist, but I legit need to keep my simping under control lmao
<2022-06-06T02:58:24.000Z> Frosche: here's a free copy thoughgetcomics.info/other-comics/johnny-the-homicidal-maniac-1-7-1995-1997/
<2022-06-06T02:58:40.000Z> Frosche: if you don't have a comic reader I can direct you to one
<2022-06-06T06:01:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hahaha
<2022-06-06T06:01:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: yay!
<2022-06-06T06:01:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: thank you frend
<2022-06-06T06:01:24.000Z> Frosche: yes mush
<2022-06-06T06:01:26.000Z> Frosche: fun stream
<2022-06-06T06:01:37.000Z> Frosche: though our sexual harassment brought annoyances
<2022-06-06T06:01:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hahahaha
<2022-06-06T06:01:46.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: that was....so weird
<2022-06-06T06:01:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: let me know if you'd be able to watch tomorrow night
<2022-06-06T06:02:06.000Z> Frosche: I arrive home around 1130
<2022-06-06T06:02:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/johnny-the-homicidal-maniac-directors-cut_jhonen-vasquez/265921/item/15627630/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwqPGUBhDwARIsANNwjV7ArGd64_z955-rsA9mOpcV1WsIjTuCpezqGRglmC7jtnwIT0ooZ7AaAnnNEALw_wcB#idiq=15627630&edition=10342340
<2022-06-06T06:02:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: the hard cover one with the black cover was the one i had
<2022-06-06T06:02:43.000Z> Frosche: I had the paperback, but it got a lot of love
<2022-06-06T06:02:47.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: would you be tired or ok to watch for a few hours?
<2022-06-06T06:02:56.000Z> Frosche: I caught your last stream after work
<2022-06-06T06:03:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ok cool
<2022-06-06T06:03:11.000Z> Frosche: You're pretty and easy to listen to
<2022-06-06T06:03:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ha thanks
<2022-06-06T06:03:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i will eat more cookies then
<2022-06-06T06:04:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: save the rest for then
<2022-06-06T06:04:19.000Z> Frosche: yes... YES
<2022-06-06T06:04:40.000Z> Frosche attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/1d0c5eb775b1f67bbc57c8a538643b77de6306f357d8859740f4ee2480a99e8f.jfif
<2022-06-06T06:05:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha
<2022-06-06T06:06:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/product/9781593621650?gC=098f6bcd4
<2022-06-06T06:06:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i think i'll pull the trigger
<2022-06-06T06:06:42.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: it's out of print so
<2022-06-06T06:06:51.000Z> Frosche: Well
<2022-06-06T06:07:07.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: god that shit's so nostalgic
<2022-06-06T06:07:10.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, I guess it's not that much
<2022-06-06T06:07:35.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i didn't want to say it on twitch but jhonen vasquez has gone pretty california liberal, which is sad but not super surprising
<2022-06-06T06:07:36.000Z> Frosche: treat yoself girl
<2022-06-06T06:07:41.000Z> Frosche: Yeah I heard
<2022-06-06T06:07:53.000Z> Frosche: He used to go pretty hard, but a guy like that, it was guaranteed over time
<2022-06-06T06:09:04.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: yeah
<2022-06-06T06:09:25.000Z> Frosche: I think I'll grab the download and flip through it again
<2022-06-06T06:09:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: it cannot be understated the impact invader zim and jthm had on my young retarded teenage mind lol
<2022-06-06T06:09:42.000Z> Frosche: All my friends and I could quote it left and right
<2022-06-06T06:09:47.000Z> Frosche: WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP
<2022-06-06T06:17:06.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hahahaha
<2022-06-06T06:17:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I MADE IT MYSELF
<2022-06-06T06:17:25.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: :D
<2022-06-06T06:18:37.000Z> Frosche: Suffice to say, the girls I attracted in high school all had some sort of Gir merch https://i.poastcdn.org/706a2eb57a9bd9a589c92bfea05fdb69f4232e824f53830a7b9c14b7ff090a10.gif
<2022-06-06T06:19:09.000Z> Frosche: Guys talk about big tid goth GF and I'm nostalgic for my childhood lol
<2022-06-06T07:27:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hahaha
<2022-06-06T07:27:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hot topic got a lot of my money back then 
<2022-06-07T05:51:13.000Z> Frosche: steamunlocked.net/?s=nancy+drew
<2022-06-07T05:51:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ooohhhhhhhh
<2022-06-07T05:53:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://www.herinteractive.com/shop-games/nancy-drew-ransom-of-the-seven-ships/
<2022-06-07T05:53:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: that's the one they pulled
<2022-06-07T05:53:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i should play one of the new ones
<2022-06-07T05:53:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: that i
<2022-06-07T05:53:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i've never done before
<2022-06-07T05:54:12.000Z> Frosche: sounds good 
<2022-06-07T05:55:21.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ok i work at noon on wednesday so i can play a bit
<2022-06-07T05:55:30.000Z> Frosche: oh, here's 7 ships btw
<2022-06-07T05:55:32.000Z> Frosche: megaup.net/Oqd/Nancy.Drew.Ransom.of.the.Seven.Ships.rar
<2022-06-07T05:55:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: thank you!
<2022-06-07T05:56:14.000Z> Frosche: yup!
<2022-06-07T06:14:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Either that or the one set in Japan for u weebs
<2022-06-07T06:14:35.000Z> Frosche: OH DOMO, MUSHROOM-CHAN DOKI DOKI BIG OPPAI
<2022-06-07T06:17:03.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha
<2022-06-07T06:17:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Drew:_Shadow_at_the_Water%27s_Edge
<2022-06-07T06:17:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: 2010
<2022-06-07T06:17:42.000Z> Frosche: wear a kimono for the stream and order chinese
<2022-06-07T06:17:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: We'll see what the character models look like this time 
<2022-06-07T06:17:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha
<2022-06-07T06:18:00.000Z> Frosche: use a deeply offensive accent
<2022-06-07T06:18:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I don't like sushi or I would do that 
<2022-06-07T06:18:19.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: HERRO 
<2022-06-07T06:18:37.000Z> Frosche: HERRO TWITCH I AM NANCY ROUNDEYE
<2022-06-07T06:18:44.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Put on one of those big straw hats 
<2022-06-07T06:18:56.000Z> Frosche: have a mall ninja sword
<2022-06-07T06:19:07.000Z> Frosche: commit sudoku when you cheat
<2022-06-07T06:19:25.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I need a sword 
<2022-06-07T06:19:30.000Z> Frosche: and yeah sushi isn't nearly as good as its price warrants
<2022-06-07T06:19:44.000Z> Frosche: I have a home defense spear
<2022-06-07T06:19:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Also I definitely remember there actually being sudoku in this game 
<2022-06-07T06:20:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Pray for my brain cells
<2022-06-07T06:21:46.000Z> Frosche: oh dear
<2022-06-07T06:21:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/c244b9e0d6cb842ac8bef76e4785372394be134fcacf8071668896cfaaadd4e5.png
<2022-06-07T06:21:49.000Z> Frosche: long streams ahead
<2022-06-07T06:22:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'll add that to my Amazon wishlist when I become a famous streamer
<2022-06-07T06:22:08.000Z> Frosche: you're cute but you haven't earned that level of simping
<2022-06-07T06:22:14.000Z> Frosche: YER ON YER OWN
<2022-06-07T06:22:32.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hahaha 
<2022-06-07T06:23:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/95ceaea7a864fec8f90e7d2d1cf158e740c724676d1070f4000a560299eea684.png
<2022-06-07T06:23:45.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: This might be more my speed 
<2022-06-07T06:23:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Foam sword 
<2022-06-07T06:24:08.000Z> Frosche: you're a hobbit you should get the glowing hobbit sword
<2022-06-07T06:27:28.000Z> Frosche: Oh, speaking of being a giant simp, your hat should be arriving tomorrow, so if it's not there, niggers stole it
<2022-06-07T06:35:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yay! Thank you
<2022-06-07T06:35:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I will wear it
<2022-06-07T06:36:26.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, as much as a big goofy mushroom hat would be funny, they had rough reviews and the one I got you can wear out and about without feeling silly
<2022-06-07T06:44:47.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha 
<2022-06-07T06:44:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm excited kow
<2022-06-07T06:44:58.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Now 
<2022-06-07T20:07:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ok cookies have been aquired
<2022-06-07T20:38:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/aaa756056ced65c03a75e2d14e570d8323952e1e80ad258c1d20df8056d3e9e0.jpg
<2022-06-07T20:41:49.000Z> Frosche: Looks cute
<2022-06-07T20:42:07.000Z> Frosche: Errbody likes buckets
<2022-06-07T22:07:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: thank you!!!
<2022-06-07T22:44:02.000Z> Frosche: Yeah np. You're a mushroom, you gotta look the part 
<2022-06-07T22:49:33.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: 🍄
<2022-06-07T22:53:30.000Z> Frosche: I can't recall, you streaming tonight or taking off?
<2022-06-07T22:53:44.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i can stream tonight!
<2022-06-07T23:00:29.000Z> Frosche: Cool, sounds good. Doing the weeb one?
<2022-06-07T23:03:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: mhm, i remember it's a spooky one
<2022-06-07T23:03:05.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: some jump scares
<2022-06-07T23:03:52.000Z> Frosche: Make sure you do a wild overreaction, as is customary for spooky stream
<2022-06-07T23:09:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: lol
<2022-06-08T06:13:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: frogge hat
<2022-06-08T06:13:53.000Z> Frosche: yes it seemed like a hit
<2022-06-08T06:35:08.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Hehe it fit over the headphones so we're good 
<2022-06-08T06:35:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Should I wear it out to work tomorrow 
<2022-06-08T13:58:08.000Z> Frosche: If you don't get fired for flair, go for it
<2022-06-08T13:58:15.000Z> Frosche: Cute hat and looks good on you
<2022-06-08T13:58:32.000Z> Frosche: phroggie magic will protect you from CUHRAMEL negroes
<2022-06-08T14:58:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Doing it 
<2022-06-08T15:00:38.000Z> Frosche: row row fite the powah
<2022-06-08T16:00:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://m.shein.com/us/Mushroom-Rimless-Fashion-Glasses-p-6900832-cat-1770.html?url_from=adplasc2111043433380122_ssc&cid=11858032924&setid=116564785858&adid=486634018938&pf=GOOGLE&gclid=CjwKCAjwkYGVBhArEiwA4sZLuLVePOlhdTNHxypoDw1Ev11vlKsKbCZfREolmBkcHNtx7Ws6qslQSBoCrg4QAvD_BwE&ref=us&rep=dir&ret=mus
<2022-06-08T16:00:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: So tempted 
<2022-06-08T16:01:18.000Z> Frosche: they're slick but the purple makes me think of the instant death mushrooms in mario
<2022-06-08T16:03:26.000Z> Frosche: scary shroom
<2022-06-08T16:34:27.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha
<2022-06-08T16:35:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://m.shein.com/us/Mushroom-Design-Rimless-Sunglasses-p-8793067-cat-1770.html?ref=us&rep=dir&ret=mus
<2022-06-08T16:35:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: The red ones are best
<2022-06-08T16:42:43.000Z> Frosche: yes you will be the queen shroom of starbucks
<2022-06-08T17:21:48.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: My ears are slightly crooked so all sunglasses look a bit silly on me
<2022-06-08T17:22:16.000Z> Frosche: shit genetics, simping retracted
<2022-06-08T19:20:36.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Reeeeeee
<2022-06-08T19:28:36.000Z> Frosche: Yeah. Cry, you spaghetti nigger 
<2022-06-08T19:50:53.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Mama Mia! 
<2022-06-08T19:51:29.000Z> Frosche: Anything new and exciting going on with you
<2022-06-08T20:15:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Well I'm going to start working partly at a different part of target 
<2022-06-08T20:15:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I'm very excited to get away from the obese niggers 
<2022-06-08T20:16:05.000Z> Frosche: Oh? Well that's good
<2022-06-08T20:16:19.000Z> Frosche: Food service is awful
<2022-06-08T20:16:28.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: How about you?
<2022-06-08T20:17:16.000Z> Frosche: Well, I got my car stuff taken care of. That's been my big stress for the last 3 weeks. Cost me $320 at the DMV, but it's over and done with for the next 2 years so whatever
<2022-06-08T20:18:04.000Z> Frosche: I was afraid I was going to have to shell out $80/day on a rental until I could get my new registration, but I resolved it faster than expected. I do well for myself sure, but that would add up very quickly
<2022-06-08T20:19:26.000Z> Frosche: The good news is this Friday I get a nice fat check from all the overtime I put in, so I can attack more debt, keep building my savings, etc..... Pretty pleased
<2022-06-08T20:39:33.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Yay!
<2022-06-08T20:39:47.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Cars are so much hassle
<2022-06-08T20:40:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: To a degree it's kind of nice to not have to worry about one
<2022-06-08T20:40:52.000Z> Frosche: They really are. When you're a kid it's so cool to be in a car and you look forward to driving one. As an adult you're like "Gas again??" And stuck in traffic. Doing maintenance. Renewing documents. Trying not to die on the highway
<2022-06-08T20:41:06.000Z> Frosche: Truly, it is far superior to be a passenger
<2022-06-08T20:45:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's amazing how much gas you use just going around town 
<2022-06-08T20:46:10.000Z> Frosche: I hate it 😭
<2022-06-08T20:46:53.000Z> Frosche: The moment I pull up to stopped traffic I become irrationally angry. It's in my list of top 5 gayest parts about being alive
<2022-06-08T20:47:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Pittsburgh has terrible drivers 
<2022-06-08T20:48:09.000Z> Frosche: Demographics matter
<2022-06-08T20:48:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's a sight to behold 
<2022-06-08T20:48:58.000Z> Frosche: New England is psychotic too. "Oh there's 3/4 of a car length? That's plenty of room to merge at 90mph and with no signal. On the ice"
<2022-06-08T21:03:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Ha
<2022-06-08T21:04:10.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: At least you have less minorities 
<2022-06-08T21:04:35.000Z> Frosche: Do I though? They're just a better flavor. More Hispanic and Asian out this way
<2022-06-08T21:05:17.000Z> Frosche: My neighborhood is lilly white at least, but getting to work I drive through basically 5 different countries
<2022-06-08T21:05:30.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: That's better than the kind here I promise you
<2022-06-08T21:05:51.000Z> Frosche: Yes I don't envy your baboon issue
<2022-06-08T22:14:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's so bad
<2022-06-08T22:50:54.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Even so many white people just act so trashy 
<2022-06-08T22:55:34.000Z> Frosche: Yeah people mold to their environment, meaning even white people will turn to shit in a sufficiently bad area
<2022-06-08T22:57:51.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Nobody has any pride anymore 
<2022-06-08T23:17:51.000Z> Frosche: Well that's why I'm less optimistic than most of my Nazi peers. "We're all gonna make it" I'm not so sure. I think things are going to get pretty bad and I'm going to structure my life to be ready. Somewhere between "prepping" and "doing absolutely nothing" lol
<2022-06-08T23:48:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Lol
<2022-06-08T23:48:24.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: When do you have to drive through pa
<2022-06-09T00:00:22.000Z> Frosche: Oh, not in any specific timeframe
<2022-06-09T00:00:41.000Z> Frosche: I'm definitely headed down around Thanksgiving, I know that much
<2022-06-09T00:01:00.000Z> Frosche: I suppose it still remains to be seen if mushroom will even be in the country around then
<2022-06-09T00:20:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Probably lol
<2022-06-09T00:23:13.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It would be like a year in the future
<2022-06-09T00:24:16.000Z> Frosche: Oh my gosh, you are a patient woman
<2022-06-09T00:32:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Too patient :cry_cirno: 
<2022-06-09T00:33:47.000Z> Frosche: I move fast lol. Meet my wife online. 3 days later we were discussing marriage, 2 week mark she had her engagement ring, 2 month mark we were married and living together
<2022-06-09T00:34:34.000Z> Frosche: If she told me she needed a year I'd be like "we're either compatible or we're not, honey"
<2022-06-09T00:34:54.000Z> Frosche: I don't recommend my lifestyle for everyone lmao
<2022-06-09T00:37:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's more that it's difficult to move to another country 
<2022-06-09T00:37:33.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Especially right after covid 
<2022-06-09T00:38:11.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Aww you met her online?
<2022-06-09T00:38:13.000Z> Frosche: Yeah, I guess we're really not all that far removed from it
<2022-06-09T00:38:25.000Z> Frosche: Yup, on a dating site actually
<2022-06-09T00:38:44.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Aww
<2022-06-09T00:39:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: I've never been on a dating site lol
<2022-06-09T00:39:32.000Z> Frosche: I didn't have a car so she drove 6 hours to meet me lol. Then she was so nervous she refused to pull up to the base (where I was living at the time)
<2022-06-09T02:00:42.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Awwwwww
<2022-06-09T17:52:56.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: It's nice to hear stories about immediate and true love
<2022-06-09T18:36:50.000Z> Frosche: Oh yeah, total whirlwind romance
<2022-06-09T20:40:15.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Awwww I'm glad it worked out for you two
<2022-06-09T21:32:21.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Well, you know
<2022-06-11T03:48:43.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: how are you?
<2022-06-11T04:00:48.000Z> Frosche: I've been fine.  You?
<2022-06-11T04:08:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: pretty good
<2022-06-11T04:08:26.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: maybe getting a cold
<2022-06-11T04:08:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: we'll find out tomorrow
<2022-06-13T23:01:35.000Z> Frosche: You still sick?
<2022-06-14T02:05:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: well enough today to go to work
<2022-06-14T02:05:04.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: it was just a cold
<2022-06-14T02:05:50.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: still managed to not get covid despite not wearing a mask whenever i wasn't forced to
<2022-06-14T02:19:45.000Z> Frosche: Well that's good. 
<2022-06-14T02:22:00.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: how are you?
<2022-06-14T03:21:44.000Z> Frosche: I'm fine. Worked on a model kit over the weekend That was nice
<2022-06-14T03:22:34.000Z> Frosche: My cell carrier wiped my wife's phone in an update before I could copy her outgoing voicemail message. That was less nice
<2022-06-14T03:23:49.000Z> Frosche: It wasn't the only voice recording in existence so it's not the end of the world but I'd like to catch a break pls 
<2022-06-14T03:37:54.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: awwww that sucks
<2022-06-14T03:38:02.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: hugs
<2022-06-14T03:40:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i got to do some crafting on my sick days off, finishing a commission
<2022-06-14T03:47:35.000Z> Frosche: Got any pictures
<2022-06-14T03:53:50.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc attached file https://kiwifarms.cc/media/dd2ccea9368a796fad9df136ed79866556a532cac77015d608fa729496f3e146.jpg
<2022-06-14T03:53:57.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Sealant currently drying
<2022-06-14T03:54:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: you can't really see much of the coloring in that pic
<2022-06-14T03:57:42.000Z> Frosche: looks spooky at this stage tbh
<2022-06-14T03:58:05.000Z> Frosche: probably the missing eyes
<2022-06-14T03:58:24.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://www.etsy.com/shop/LRoseTarot
<2022-06-14T03:58:35.000Z> Frosche: I'd show you my work, but the parts are all on alligator clips right now
<2022-06-14T03:58:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: you can see similar ones if you look at my sold listings (i think it lets you see them)
<2022-06-14T03:58:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: haha
<2022-06-14T03:58:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: bought this doll for like 20 and it'll be sold for $65
<2022-06-14T04:00:18.000Z> Frosche attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/5fdb0de9a4f01a6f064228f372055ac2bb05dd113730aeee9c96b47d16b133ec.JPG
<2022-06-14T04:00:22.000Z> Frosche: this pic is from google but its basically how it looks as the paint cures
<2022-06-14T04:00:52.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: lollipops!
<2022-06-14T04:01:16.000Z> Frosche: this should resemble the finished product tho https://i.poastcdn.org/f5d8e2ec7a43e603692ffc3283089ae2b8f89fc40892cb5c993d53b6c8f3dcec.jpg
<2022-06-14T04:01:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: nice
<2022-06-14T04:01:39.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: robit
<2022-06-14T04:03:09.000Z> Frosche: those dolls look like they take quite a bit of work
<2022-06-14T04:03:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: honestly they're not that much
<2022-06-14T04:04:01.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i don't make the clothes or anything
<2022-06-14T04:04:08.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: just redo the face and give them new eyes
<2022-06-14T04:04:12.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: some of them reroot the hair
<2022-06-14T04:04:29.000Z> Frosche: ah.  My mom is obsessed with dolls and I think she makes clothes
<2022-06-14T04:04:55.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i'm very impressed by anyone who can do that tiny sewing
<2022-06-14T04:06:31.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i will learn how to using my sewing machine at some point
<2022-06-14T04:07:04.000Z> Frosche: yeah, I know that feeling. I owned an airbrush over a year before I got brave enough to use it
<2022-06-14T04:07:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i figure it can't be that hard, right??
<2022-06-14T04:08:16.000Z> Frosche: you can do it!
<2022-06-14T04:08:35.000Z> Frosche: besides, the sooner you start practicing the better
<2022-06-14T04:08:38.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: yes
<2022-06-14T04:08:45.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: my mom knew how to sew really well
<2022-06-14T04:08:49.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i should have paid more attention lol
<2022-06-14T04:09:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i hear airbrushes can be a pain in the ass
<2022-06-14T04:09:29.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: at least, from seeing doll customizers on youtube struggle with them
<2022-06-14T04:09:57.000Z> Frosche: yes it's beating my ass but I get a little more familiar each time
<2022-06-14T04:11:50.000Z> Frosche: this is only my second kit I've used it on, so.... growing pains
<2022-06-14T04:12:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i'm sure it'll turn out well
<2022-06-14T04:20:41.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: post pics when it's done
<2022-06-14T04:22:51.000Z> Frosche: yes yes will do
<2022-06-16T03:53:14.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: jthm arrived today!
<2022-06-16T03:58:07.000Z> Frosche: fukkin based
<2022-06-16T04:02:20.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: also i'm going to stream in about 5 minutes if you're interested
<2022-06-16T04:02:47.000Z> Frosche: oh yeah, good stuff
<2022-06-16T04:03:16.000Z> Frosche: jthm read-along on twitch
<2022-06-30T21:43:04.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: bread
<2022-06-30T22:10:28.000Z> Frosche: You've activated my trap card
<2022-06-30T22:10:37.000Z> Frosche attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/371ac148cb4a9b6251426ab604d599c9433f446bcb15b8cb61e61acf0f0d4762.jpeg
<2022-06-30T22:14:50.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Nooooooooooooooo
<2022-06-30T22:15:33.000Z> Frosche: IT'S OVER NOW, SHROOM
<2022-06-30T22:46:10.000Z> Frosche: Change yer fukkin name
<2022-07-01T00:53:18.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: ok ok fine
<2022-07-01T01:18:13.000Z> Frosche: Good job
<2022-07-01T01:23:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: :D 
<2022-07-01T04:47:34.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: i got to infect someone :comfyevil: 
<2022-07-01T04:47:58.000Z> Frosche: Yes this is half the fun
<2022-07-01T04:48:10.000Z> Frosche: Embrace the contagion 
<2022-07-01T04:48:21.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: he called me gay
<2022-07-01T04:48:23.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: nice
<2022-07-01T04:48:28.000Z> Frosche: lmao
<2022-07-01T04:48:56.000Z> Frosche: yes there are some poor sports out there
<2022-07-01T04:50:37.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: smh
<2022-07-01T04:50:51.000Z> Frosche: show up at his house with a grenade launcher
<2022-07-01T04:55:59.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: 'say bread now bitch'
<2022-07-01T04:57:59.000Z> Frosche: CHANGE YER FUKKIN NAME
<2022-07-01T05:01:16.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: :comfyragegun: 
<2022-07-09T02:27:17.000Z> Frosche: Pretty sure you should be cured of your bread affliction by now
<2022-07-09T03:27:31.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: https://twitter.com/LivFaustDieJung/status/1545143672559357952?s=20&t=pft_vPb8NjyIsCVBxJZCyw
<2022-07-09T16:19:44.000Z> Frosche: loooooool wtf
<2022-07-09T20:51:17.000Z> mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc: Haha