<2021-07-12T03:10:45.000Z> Distolero: >she still DM'd me
<2021-07-12T03:11:37.000Z> Distolero: oh no do please go on
<2021-07-12T03:12:19.000Z> Distolero: i was makiing a joke about how you were demented and i wanted you to continue with what you were gonna say
<2021-07-12T03:12:24.000Z> Distolero: come on nigga
<2021-07-12T03:13:35.000Z> Distolero: you're pretty based
<2021-07-12T03:14:33.000Z> Distolero: bitchute.com/channel/5t0qwuAlX5X1/I dedicate this song to you
<2021-07-12T03:16:23.000Z> Distolero: he popped into that thread earlier today
<2021-07-12T03:16:43.000Z> Distolero: and i said i dedicated it to you nigger what do you not get
<2021-07-12T03:17:20.000Z> Distolero: Sven he does the show 
<2021-07-12T03:18:03.000Z> Distolero: bitchute.com/video/UMF614QYf2ro/
<2021-07-12T03:18:14.000Z> Distolero: The Daily Shoah
<2021-07-12T03:18:35.000Z> Distolero: did you listen to my show yet
<2021-07-12T03:19:08.000Z> Distolero: ok based
<2021-07-12T03:19:23.000Z> Distolero: i was the guy that kept acciendally saying nigger
<2021-07-12T03:21:26.000Z> Distolero: the song or the podcast
<2021-07-12T03:22:04.000Z> Distolero: do you remember which one cuz i'm on like 8 of them
<2021-07-12T03:25:12.000Z> Distolero: people like me to be on for some reason idk
<2021-07-12T03:25:18.000Z> Distolero: maybe i have a lot to say
<2021-07-12T03:27:37.000Z> Distolero: yeah i'm built different
<2021-07-12T03:30:12.000Z> Distolero: nah we've had way morewe have several thousand per episode
<2021-07-12T03:30:25.000Z> Distolero: we only do live shit cuz that's the bit we've done for like 3 years
<2021-07-12T03:30:48.000Z> Distolero: we'll stream it, and i was drunk and retarded, but our uploaded episodes get several thousands
<2021-07-12T03:30:53.000Z> Distolero: which one
<2021-07-12T03:31:11.000Z> Distolero: he knows me that's about it
<2021-07-12T03:31:42.000Z> Distolero: yes
<2021-07-12T03:31:49.000Z> Distolero: make sure to tag me
<2021-07-12T03:32:25.000Z> Distolero: 32
<2021-07-12T03:32:37.000Z> Distolero: shit
<2021-07-12T03:32:39.000Z> Distolero: guess
<2021-07-12T03:32:50.000Z> Distolero: i didn't say it
<2021-07-12T03:32:56.000Z> Distolero: yeah you guessed it
<2021-07-12T03:33:19.000Z> Distolero: not yet
<2021-07-12T03:33:47.000Z> Distolero: i do as well
<2021-07-12T03:34:00.000Z> Distolero: also good luck eating me nigga i'm like twice as tall as you
<2021-07-12T03:35:15.000Z> Distolero: yeah i'm 13'4
<2021-07-12T03:35:21.000Z> Distolero: wait
<2021-07-12T03:35:28.000Z> Distolero: 10/4
<2021-07-12T03:35:31.000Z> Distolero: FUCK
<2021-07-12T03:35:49.000Z> Distolero: i'm retarded and can't do math
<2021-07-12T03:36:02.000Z> Distolero: 10'3
<2021-07-12T03:36:38.000Z> Distolero: i've already reported you to the federal government
<2021-07-12T03:36:45.000Z> Distolero: it's over Emma enjoy jail
<2021-07-12T03:37:33.000Z> Distolero: you're really mean and incorrect
<2021-07-12T03:39:01.000Z> Distolero: nigga idk what you look like also you'rea  female so silence
<2021-07-12T03:41:07.000Z> Distolero: >she still hasn't sent me feet pics
<2021-07-12T03:43:07.000Z> Distolero: instance like WoW? i mean i ain't ran one in years
<2021-07-12T03:43:55.000Z> Distolero: INstances in WoW are dungeons you run with 4 of your friends
<2021-07-12T03:44:15.000Z> Distolero: YOU SAID IT NOT ME
<2021-07-12T03:44:56.000Z> Distolero: >she actually posts feet
<2021-07-12T03:45:37.000Z> Distolero: do you have any epsom salt?
<2021-07-12T03:46:11.000Z> Distolero: i'm saying that cuz i have similar feet issues and epsom salt helps soften the callouses
<2021-07-12T03:46:44.000Z> Distolero: i only wear shoes if i leave my house and am barefoot a lot and that happens so epsom salt is nice for your toes
<2021-07-12T03:46:46.000Z> Distolero: i get that
<2021-07-12T03:46:50.000Z> Distolero: mmm i will
<2021-07-12T03:47:16.000Z> Distolero: it's what i do. i'm into all that natural shit and honestly it works
<2021-07-12T03:47:27.000Z> Distolero: oh man i want to do facemasks again
<2021-07-12T03:47:31.000Z> Distolero: peeling them off is great
<2021-07-12T03:47:52.000Z> Distolero: unfortunately i have a beard that covers like 70% of my face so they're tricky
<2021-07-12T03:48:11.000Z> Distolero: they do. i fucking love them
<2021-07-12T03:48:21.000Z> Distolero: well you are a female
<2021-07-12T03:48:41.000Z> Distolero: haha owned
<2021-07-12T03:49:09.000Z> Distolero: ok cute
<2021-07-12T03:50:45.000Z> Distolero: well prove it
<2021-07-12T03:52:37.000Z> Distolero: i mean i wouldn't worry about it lol
<2021-07-12T03:52:59.000Z> Distolero: oh no i bet it's EPIC
<2021-07-12T03:53:31.000Z> Distolero: PICS OR IT DIDN"T HAPPEN EMMA YOU NIGGER
<2021-07-12T03:54:02.000Z> Distolero: that sounds ideal
<2021-07-12T03:54:15.000Z> Distolero: if you post it while i go get my mail i'll look at it once i get back
<2021-07-12T04:02:14.000Z> Distolero: dude you're awesome
<2021-07-12T04:02:16.000Z> Distolero: that's cool shit
<2021-07-12T04:02:59.000Z> Distolero: unfortunately since i live alone i ain't made a big deal of decorations
<2021-07-12T04:03:10.000Z> Distolero: i do have a poster of Kaczynski on my wall
<2021-07-12T04:04:21.000Z> Distolero: mine is when he was finally arrested and it's like 2430
<2021-07-12T04:04:26.000Z> Distolero: 24x30
<2021-07-12T04:05:56.000Z> Distolero: i want to feature my copies of Mein Kampf and the Transgender Industrial Compled in my room next to a bust of Mussolini but that would cost money plus no one comes over anyway lol
<2021-07-12T04:08:12.000Z> Distolero: fucking based. i did have to have my poster specifically made for me. i wonder what list i'm on
<2021-07-12T04:10:27.000Z> Distolero: yet another instance of "hello based department"
<2021-07-12T04:17:17.000Z> Distolero: Will Smith: Parent's just dont understand
<2021-07-12T04:20:48.000Z> Distolero: oh my god
<2021-07-12T04:20:57.000Z> Distolero: are you that young you don't know about the Fresh Prince?
<2021-07-12T04:23:36.000Z> Distolero: what the actual fuck
<2021-07-12T04:23:45.000Z> Distolero: you're such a fuckin goof lmao
<2021-07-12T04:24:17.000Z> Distolero: >she has a flip phone
<2021-07-12T04:24:37.000Z> Distolero: how
<2021-07-12T04:25:10.000Z> Distolero: i guess so
<2021-07-12T04:26:38.000Z> Distolero: First off that's Carlton not Will lmao
<2021-07-12T04:27:18.000Z> Distolero: shut up libtard
<2021-07-12T04:30:24.000Z> Distolero: Listen, female
<2021-07-12T04:31:19.000Z> Distolero: i've reported you the the Fedearl Goveernments and you're not under arrest in 30 seconds
<2021-07-12T04:31:27.000Z> Distolero: wait i said not LMAO
<2021-07-12T04:31:36.000Z> Distolero: holy shit i'm retarded
<2021-07-12T04:33:19.000Z> Distolero: Oh cuz i'm a fed
<2021-07-12T04:33:32.000Z> Distolero: i'm part of the CIA and the FBI and i'm jewisha nd a woman
<2021-07-12T04:33:56.000Z> Distolero: all women are feds, this is known
<2021-07-12T04:36:11.000Z> Distolero: wait are you an actual girl or a tranny
<2021-07-12T04:38:51.000Z> Distolero: i mean
<2021-07-12T04:40:14.000Z> Distolero: you're so easy to mess with lmao
<2021-07-12T04:40:31.000Z> Distolero: oh so you are a tranny that's ok
<2021-07-12T04:41:11.000Z> Distolero: firstly i'm not an eboy and if i was on a website it would be basedguys.net
<2021-07-12T04:41:59.000Z> Distolero: epicbasedandcoolguys.net/mattiscool
<2021-07-12T04:42:52.000Z> Distolero: emmaiscoolandshouldsendfeetmoreoften.com/mattisacoolbasedguy
<2021-07-12T04:43:19.000Z> Distolero: cuz i'm super based and international
<2021-07-12T04:44:28.000Z> Distolero: I'm German and Welsh and live in Cincinnati Ohio and only eat skyline chili and goetta and constantly talk about Ohio on MattandSkylinechili.com/matt
<2021-07-12T04:46:48.000Z> Distolero: Yeha Cincinnati is in SW Ohio and we have skyline chili and goetta.com/manthatshitisgood
<2021-07-12T04:49:00.000Z> Distolero: yeah i bet
<2021-07-12T04:49:38.000Z> Distolero: you're such a fuckin goober idk how you don't pick up on my jokes
<2021-07-12T04:50:44.000Z> Distolero: man you're talking to probably one of the most sarcastic people in the world
<2021-07-12T04:50:49.000Z> Distolero: i'll be up front with you from now on
<2021-07-12T04:51:09.000Z> Distolero: Emma all those jokes i made were just jokes and none of those websites were real
<2021-07-12T04:51:37.000Z> Distolero: emmaisanigger.com/okitsajoke
<2021-07-12T04:52:05.000Z> Distolero: idk if i'm madder at you calling me fat or a nigger
<2021-07-12T04:52:40.000Z> Distolero: I'm certainly not a nigger but i could lose 20 pounds
<2021-07-12T04:52:51.000Z> Distolero: i'm the whitest person on poast
<2021-07-12T04:53:15.000Z> Distolero: what is your ethnicity anyway? no doxx
<2021-07-12T04:53:27.000Z> Distolero: a fuckin mick
<2021-07-12T04:53:48.000Z> Distolero: oh wow i'd never have guessed
<2021-07-12T04:53:53.000Z> Distolero: do you watch MDE
<2021-07-12T04:54:50.000Z> Distolero: youtube.com/watch?v=0_Duk0AFbxw
<2021-07-12T04:56:11.000Z> Distolero: oh that's one of the best
<2021-07-12T04:56:29.000Z> Distolero: don't tell me you've never seen Mom's or Officer Maggot Dick Cop Faggot
<2021-07-12T04:57:10.000Z> Distolero: if you ever want to we can watch it so i can lol about how funny it is cuz those are two of my favorite videos. shit's so fucking funny
<2021-07-12T04:58:24.000Z> Distolero: it's funner to watch shit like that with people to get their reacts
<2021-07-12T05:00:04.000Z> Distolero: i figured that's what that meant lmao
<2021-07-12T05:00:28.000Z> Distolero: you sai dyou're 23 right now or am i wrong
<2021-07-12T05:01:00.000Z> Distolero: i could've sworn i though i saw you say that yesterday
<2021-07-12T05:01:23.000Z> Distolero: 20?
<2021-07-12T05:01:37.000Z> Distolero: 21?
<2021-07-12T05:01:52.000Z> Distolero: you better be older lmao
<2021-07-12T05:02:15.000Z> Distolero: dear god
<2021-07-12T05:02:37.000Z> Distolero attached file https://img.poast.org/953c01e906b067106e51959c87332e58447e3e9265a55dbe7b02c7a88709a4b9.png
<2021-07-12T05:03:14.000Z> Distolero: i thought you said 21
<2021-07-12T05:04:12.000Z> Distolero: tfw i've been hitting on an 18 year old https://img.poast.org/8d5461c5b28c71a3437ddf020a85913ec91063b3c6706304673acab7615cc562.jpg
<2021-07-12T05:04:18.000Z> Distolero: what am i doig with my life
<2021-07-12T05:05:53.000Z> Distolero: honestly no i agree holy fuck
<2021-07-12T05:06:49.000Z> Distolero: honestly doesn't bother me that much, i could be like my ex cohost but i'm not a fucking creep
<2021-07-12T05:07:29.000Z> Distolero: he was new for Skinwalker Tapes and got doxxed cuz year ago he downloaded CP from limewire
<2021-07-12T05:07:57.000Z> Distolero: oh i was pissed
<2021-07-12T05:08:52.000Z> Distolero: he said he told me one night after the show but iwas really drunk and don't remember a single bit but i TOLD HIMdo not tell  me any shit that's important if i'm drunk cuz i get drunk and entertain not archive
<2021-07-12T05:09:20.000Z> Distolero: i know i'm retarded but i'm a podcaster not a fucking legal representative
<2021-07-12T05:10:25.000Z> Distolero: for reference, our show is essentially a drinking game where we talk  about fleshgaits and skinwalkers and shit, and after it's over it's usually time for every to go to bed lmao
<2021-07-12T05:10:56.000Z> Distolero: After AntiFa doxxed a "buddy" of ours they went after Blade who did fundraising for said buddy
<2021-07-12T05:11:10.000Z> Distolero: but none of those niggas had my back when shit went down so fuck up
<2021-07-12T05:11:13.000Z> Distolero: fuck em*
<2021-07-12T05:12:18.000Z> Distolero: Skinwalker Tapes was given to me by Yakov after he wanted to go apolitical, and i was the boss, and i needed a new cohost cuz i couldn't afford a new computer and he just popped up and said he'd do it
<2021-07-12T05:12:56.000Z> Distolero: oh if a single one of those people ever DMs me i'm gonna go off for completely abandoning me cuz we were supposed to be bros
<2021-07-12T05:14:26.000Z> Distolero: it's disgusting really cuz  i was building a really strong podcast network, adding shows, and doing the bit and i got completely fucked over. thankfully Yakov stepped in when i didn't know what to do and saved me tbh
<2021-07-12T05:16:32.000Z> Distolero: sorry for being so serious i'm gonna go back to teasing you and telling you to post feet
<2021-07-12T05:18:54.000Z> Distolero: well i'm honestly shocked i didn't get doxxed for the third time 
<2021-07-12T05:19:19.000Z> Distolero: i've had AntiFa come to my house and send my mom threats lmao
<2021-07-12T05:19:45.000Z> Distolero: yeah took pics of our driveway and sent them to her
<2021-07-12T05:19:50.000Z> Distolero: i was in Kentucky
<2021-07-12T05:21:08.000Z> Distolero: i've dealt with them for many years, yeah she sent me texts and was like "Matt these people are harrassing me what did you do" lmao i just do the bit. it pisses me off they did that
<2021-07-12T05:22:16.000Z> Distolero: mama distolero has been deeply involved in the Trump shit for years too, she's been retweeted etc
<2021-07-12T05:23:15.000Z> Distolero: That's what she prefers to be called i didn't make that up but we've all been in this shit for like 5 years
<2021-07-12T05:24:16.000Z> Distolero: well it pissed me off. at least confront me and not my mom you niggers
<2021-07-12T05:24:21.000Z> Distolero: i honestly don't know
<2021-07-12T05:24:44.000Z> Distolero: i mean i've been associated with so many of these guys and have my name on an ADL website so probably
<2021-07-12T05:26:17.000Z> Distolero: youtube.com/watch?v=QTqIekuHdcMhere have a fun song i'm gonna find this article
<2021-07-12T05:26:57.000Z> Distolero: no go listen to it it's good shit
<2021-07-12T05:27:06.000Z> Distolero: aquabats are good shit too
<2021-07-12T05:27:25.000Z> Distolero: you're really gonna cuck me on this
<2021-07-12T05:27:48.000Z> Distolero: it's fun!
<2021-07-12T05:29:08.000Z> Distolero: community.brave.com/t/concern-regarding-brave-team-member-parker-banks/262981 I get mentioned here
<2021-07-12T05:32:13.000Z> Distolero: oh yeah Josh APPARENTLY caused a tranny to kill themselves
<2021-07-12T05:32:19.000Z> Distolero: how'd you like the song though
<2021-07-12T05:34:55.000Z> Distolero: guy who runs our cousin Kiwifarms
<2021-07-12T05:35:26.000Z> Distolero: i'm realizing that lol
<2021-07-12T05:35:44.000Z> Distolero: it's the internet dude lol
<2021-07-12T05:36:11.000Z> Distolero: i realize that
<2021-07-12T05:36:19.000Z> Distolero: it was a tranny programmer
<2021-07-12T05:36:36.000Z> Distolero: all tranny programmers are mentally ill fucks
<2021-07-12T05:37:05.000Z> Distolero: i love Sublime. shit's fun
<2021-07-12T05:38:48.000Z> Distolero: well i fyou remember it let me know cuz i love this stuff
<2021-07-12T05:38:55.000Z> Distolero: but yes all trannies
<2021-07-12T05:39:28.000Z> Distolero: i try to explain this to my parent's, i don't hate all black people i just don't like niggers
<2021-07-12T05:39:56.000Z> Distolero: well i have a fun black people story if you wanna hear it
<2021-07-12T05:40:05.000Z> Distolero: well shit i have like 5
<2021-07-12T05:40:22.000Z> Distolero: black people reallly like me idk why
<2021-07-12T05:41:21.000Z> Distolero: ANYWAY
<2021-07-12T05:42:46.000Z> Distolero: so when i lived in Tennessee, i had this black guy back into my ex's car, and he got out trying to be hot shit, and i got out and he immediately was like "oh bro i'm sorry man i didn't mean to hit you or nothing,i ended up drinking beers with him and his boys about 20 minutes later. good times
<2021-07-12T05:45:11.000Z> Distolero: kids these days smh
<2021-07-12T05:46:09.000Z> Distolero: nigga don't be sad for ripping off theatres
<2021-07-12T05:47:06.000Z> Distolero: fuckin women
<2021-07-12T05:47:28.000Z> Distolero: apparently
<2021-07-12T05:47:52.000Z> Distolero: i keep wanting to make jokes but now that i know i'm 14 years olde3r i feel retarded
<2021-07-12T05:49:16.000Z> Distolero: you are
<2021-07-12T05:49:34.000Z> Distolero: KIDS THESE DAYS AM IRITE
<2021-07-12T05:50:44.000Z> Distolero: you may be smart but i'm not sure cuz for some reason you're tal;king to me
<2021-07-12T05:51:11.000Z> Distolero: i think you're smart
<2021-07-12T05:51:24.000Z> Distolero: wouldn't be on here if you weren't 
<2021-07-12T05:51:36.000Z> Distolero: oh i'm extremely clumsy
<2021-07-12T05:51:48.000Z> Distolero: I"M NOT A PEDOPHILE YOU'RE 18
<2021-07-12T05:52:03.000Z> Distolero: that's it i'm blocking you
<2021-07-12T05:52:39.000Z> Distolero attached file https://img.poast.org/06e3377da15d1b972649210341c9737d4ffe19046636c5381478eaa3c8d79778.gif
<2021-07-12T05:53:37.000Z> Distolero: >she keeps talking shit
<2021-07-12T05:54:00.000Z> Distolero: oh i'll shut up
<2021-07-12T05:54:07.000Z> Distolero: wait no that's no fun
<2021-07-12T05:54:52.000Z> Distolero: i'm gonna go smoke a cig then come back and yell at you for calling me a pedophile and saying my show sucks
<2021-07-12T05:55:16.000Z> Distolero: YET YOU CALLED ME A PEDOCURIOUS
<2021-07-12T06:01:49.000Z> Distolero: i did and it was great
<2021-07-12T06:02:15.000Z> Distolero: nigga it's been like 5 minutes
<2021-07-12T06:06:28.000Z> Distolero: no cuz i love my smokes
<2021-07-12T06:06:45.000Z> Distolero: i really should quit
<2021-07-12T06:07:19.000Z> Distolero: i used to dip
<2021-07-12T06:07:25.000Z> Distolero: got gum disease
<2021-07-12T06:07:34.000Z> Distolero: my dad has COPD
<2021-07-12T06:07:48.000Z> Distolero: i think i will soon
<2021-07-12T06:08:12.000Z> Distolero: i just enjoy having a beer and a smoke
<2021-07-12T06:08:55.000Z> Distolero: yeah you're right
<2021-07-12T06:09:07.000Z> Distolero: also on the fromer i don't think you're a retard
<2021-07-12T06:09:11.000Z> Distolero: former*
<2021-07-12T06:09:27.000Z> Distolero: oh no please lecture me
<2021-07-12T06:10:23.000Z> Distolero: i'm kinda interested in us having a call friday cuz this is gonna be interesting
<2021-07-12T06:10:53.000Z> Distolero: you seem spergy but like in a good way
<2021-07-12T06:11:13.000Z> Distolero: oh shut up
<2021-07-12T06:11:17.000Z> Distolero: oh i love talking
<2021-07-12T06:11:23.000Z> Distolero: this is why i have like 8 shows
<2021-07-12T06:11:40.000Z> Distolero: go listen to every single one
<2021-07-12T06:11:55.000Z> Distolero: cucked again
<2021-07-12T06:12:26.000Z> Distolero: youtube.com/watch?v=fgVYbHWuWXManother fun song
<2021-07-12T06:13:23.000Z> Distolero: you should cuz i'm someone who you should listen to when it comes to music
<2021-07-12T06:13:46.000Z> Distolero: cool i'm interested in hearing it
<2021-07-12T06:14:15.000Z> Distolero: oh don't even get me started about wheat
<2021-07-12T06:14:26.000Z> Distolero: communist synth pop
<2021-07-12T06:14:30.000Z> Distolero: oh no fuck you nigger
<2021-07-12T06:14:41.000Z> Distolero: wholly disagree
<2021-07-12T06:14:44.000Z> Distolero: corn needs to die
<2021-07-12T06:14:55.000Z> Distolero: yeah based
<2021-07-12T06:14:59.000Z> Distolero: BLEACHED
<2021-07-12T06:15:10.000Z> Distolero: oh i didnt' know that
<2021-07-12T06:15:25.000Z> Distolero: only listne to me when it comes to bugs and music then Emma sorry
<2021-07-12T06:15:38.000Z> Distolero: fug
<2021-07-12T06:16:05.000Z> Distolero: i don't do that whatsoever i just think Lepidoptera is based
<2021-07-12T06:16:27.000Z> Distolero: you need to quit being so autistic what are we watching friday again
<2021-07-12T06:17:05.000Z> Distolero: i need you to be the one keeping me on topic and you couldn't even do that
<2021-07-12T06:17:44.000Z> Distolero: we were supposed to watch something and i forget what it was
<2021-07-12T06:18:11.000Z> Distolero: this is why i'm glad you remember this shit thanks
<2021-07-12T06:18:48.000Z> Distolero: idk you're better than me at it
<2021-07-12T06:20:55.000Z> Distolero: askin to get kuru
<2021-07-12T06:21:14.000Z> Distolero: >she eats squashno
<2021-07-12T06:21:28.000Z> Distolero: i don't like squash
<2021-07-12T06:22:55.000Z> Distolero: says the girl that ain't gonna get my international lasagna
<2021-07-12T06:24:54.000Z> Distolero: post feet
<2021-07-12T06:25:34.000Z> Distolero: oh god it's about to be Monday again ain't it
<2021-07-12T06:26:38.000Z> Distolero: WE'RE FUCKED
<2021-07-12T06:27:31.000Z> Distolero: nooo
<2021-07-12T06:28:12.000Z> Distolero: idk i like Tuesdays
<2021-07-12T06:28:30.000Z> Distolero: yes
<2021-07-12T06:29:24.000Z> Distolero: i'm sorry and why
<2021-07-12T06:29:44.000Z> Distolero: i've heard about it
<2021-07-12T06:30:36.000Z> Distolero: oh boy i'm glad i didn't post what i almost did but yeah dude i'm sure it's a good movie
<2021-07-12T06:31:22.000Z> Distolero: nope but i heard that was a good movie
<2021-07-12T06:32:32.000Z> Distolero: maybe later but not tonight
<2021-07-12T06:33:19.000Z> Distolero: honestly it's for the best
<2021-07-12T06:33:23.000Z> Distolero: who were the voice actors
<2021-07-12T06:34:26.000Z> Distolero: oh dude Adam Sandler movies are great
<2021-07-12T06:38:23.000Z> Distolero: Billy Madison is the best
<2021-07-12T06:42:21.000Z> Distolero: honestly Sandler's older shit is much better, Waterboy was an absolute masterpiece, for many reasons, but Billy Madison was also amazing
<2021-07-12T06:47:44.000Z> Distolero: Happy Gilmore!
<2021-07-12T06:52:31.000Z> Distolero: Dude Adam Sandler is honestly a great actor, idc what anyone says
<2021-07-12T06:53:31.000Z> Distolero: EXACTLY
<2021-07-12T06:54:19.000Z> Distolero: romcoms are honestly great
<2021-07-12T06:55:12.000Z> Distolero: oh you know what movie we should watch? The Wedding Singer
<2021-07-12T06:55:36.000Z> Distolero: ok so we're def gonna watch it
<2021-07-12T06:56:13.000Z> Distolero: i mean it's good for what it is
<2021-07-12T06:57:07.000Z> Distolero: oh i think i know what you mean
<2021-07-12T06:57:55.000Z> Distolero: dude it's bugging me
<2021-07-12T06:58:21.000Z> Distolero: the name of that song
<2021-07-12T06:59:04.000Z> Distolero: don't matter, i can't remember which one i was thinking of lol
<2021-07-12T06:59:44.000Z> Distolero: on a scale of 1 to 10 at least a 7
<2021-07-12T07:01:02.000Z> Distolero: you better not be 15
<2021-07-12T07:01:45.000Z> Distolero: hmm maybe cuz you already made like 2 pedophile jokes lmao
<2021-07-12T07:02:36.000Z> Distolero: i mean i get it 
<2021-07-12T07:03:55.000Z> Distolero: oh that's creepy as fuck
<2021-07-12T07:04:18.000Z> Distolero: that's gross
<2021-07-12T07:04:55.000Z> Distolero: um hello cringe department
<2021-07-12T07:05:33.000Z> Distolero: you'd be surprised what niggas will do
<2021-07-12T07:06:28.000Z> Distolero: "hey kids let's go rob this craft store and i'm gonna hit on the underage girl at the counter haha fun right?"
<2021-07-12T07:07:02.000Z> Distolero: i bet dude that sounds creepy as fuck
<2021-07-12T07:07:43.000Z> Distolero: yikes
<2021-07-12T07:08:13.000Z> Distolero: i think so but that's kinda like, what shitty men do? if that makes sense
<2021-07-12T07:08:31.000Z> Distolero: like i wouldn't go hit on an obvious 16 year old at Wendys
<2021-07-12T07:09:09.000Z> Distolero: i mean I KNOW YOU SAI DYOU TOLD ME OR WHATEVER that you were 18 but if i knew that shit i wouldn't go hit on those poor girls, they're just trying to work
<2021-07-12T07:09:54.000Z> Distolero: i bet you fuckin were
<2021-07-12T07:10:37.000Z> Distolero: i mean tbh i don't even know what you look like but your personality was just cute tbh
<2021-07-12T07:11:19.000Z> Distolero: i apologize
<2021-07-12T07:11:35.000Z> Distolero: being so forward
<2021-07-12T07:11:59.000Z> Distolero: alright lol
<2021-07-12T07:12:29.000Z> Distolero: well i don't think i have to the best of my knowledge
<2021-07-12T07:13:09.000Z> Distolero: i'd never kill a coon, first off Emma
<2021-07-12T07:13:17.000Z> Distolero: also prove you're a real girl
<2021-07-12T07:13:39.000Z> Distolero: standard raccoon
<2021-07-12T07:13:57.000Z> Distolero: oh when i live din tennessee i hit a deer, fortunately it survived
<2021-07-12T07:14:14.000Z> Distolero: i felt bad
<2021-07-12T07:14:39.000Z> Distolero: it was like 6 am and a guy came up on me after i hit it and i got out and was like "SIR HE'S OK THANK GOD"
<2021-07-12T07:14:52.000Z> Distolero: poor baby i'm so glad i didn't kill him
<2021-07-12T07:15:03.000Z> Distolero: anyway nigger prove you're a girl
<2021-07-12T07:15:48.000Z> Distolero: idk hands or something
<2021-07-12T07:16:10.000Z> Distolero: everyone on poast knows i'm a guy cuz i got pics floating around
<2021-07-12T07:16:47.000Z> Distolero: i doubt that
<2021-07-12T07:16:59.000Z> Distolero: 'thats based
<2021-07-12T07:17:20.000Z> Distolero: so you got strong hands
<2021-07-12T07:17:22.000Z> Distolero: and you're irish
<2021-07-12T07:17:25.000Z> Distolero: CURIOUS 
<2021-07-12T07:17:45.000Z> Distolero: i never implied that i was actually giving you a compliment
<2021-07-12T07:18:04.000Z> Distolero: Brad does the same shit and i'm jus tlike, I"M SAYING YOU MICKS ARE POWERFUL NIGGER
<2021-07-12T07:18:32.000Z> Distolero: ok now go prove you're a girl i'm gonna smoke a cig
<2021-07-12T07:19:28.000Z> Distolero: nope
<2021-07-12T07:19:58.000Z> Distolero: other than face pics which like i said everyone already knows what i look like but i ain't askin you that
<2021-07-12T07:36:03.000Z> Distolero: ok based
<2021-07-12T07:36:22.000Z> Distolero: like i would
<2021-07-12T07:38:22.000Z> Distolero: i'd never just post ya that's rude
<2021-07-12T07:39:31.000Z> Distolero: you're nothing like i thought you'd look and honestly i'm pleasently surprised
<2021-07-12T07:40:38.000Z> Distolero: i honestly don't know but you're way cuter than i figured
<2021-07-12T07:40:40.000Z> Distolero: forreal
<2021-07-12T07:41:48.000Z> Distolero: man
<2021-07-12T07:44:09.000Z> Distolero: no you're super pretty
<2021-07-12T07:44:22.000Z> Distolero: that's what i'm saying
<2021-07-12T07:44:42.000Z> Distolero: apologies
<2021-07-12T07:48:38.000Z> Distolero: NOPE SUCKS FOR YOU NERD
<2021-07-12T07:48:58.000Z> Distolero: you're right i'm a girl
<2021-07-12T07:49:06.000Z> Distolero: gimme a sec
<2021-07-12T07:49:15.000Z> Distolero: send me another pic while i'm doing this
<2021-07-12T08:15:30.000Z> Distolero: me being based and racist after reading several chapters of a book https://img.poast.org/2090da55abcc3148731562abf4512108689b808fb5a8df26a0fa5098d08bd129.jpg
<2021-07-12T08:17:50.000Z> Distolero: thank you i'm also 6'1 and based
<2021-07-12T08:18:02.000Z> Distolero: do i look ok
<2021-07-12T08:19:04.000Z> Distolero: i mean you can tell me cuz i told you
<2021-07-12T08:24:17.000Z> Distolero: you're only saying that cuz you're a fed and they PAID y ou to tell me i'm cute despite that pic you sent me whichi s super cute
<2021-07-12T08:25:20.000Z> Distolero: any doubts i had that you're 18 are gone lmao
<2021-07-12T08:26:02.000Z> Distolero: you have no timne expectancy 
<2021-07-12T08:26:29.000Z> Distolero: you have the time preference of a nigger
<2021-07-12T08:26:37.000Z> Distolero: also never sent me a second pic
<2021-07-12T08:28:49.000Z> Distolero: sure but didn't send me a second pic nigger
<2021-07-12T08:32:07.000Z> Distolero: i mean with that first pic i thought you looked really cute
<2021-07-12T08:34:31.000Z> Distolero: ok that's fine
<2021-07-12T08:35:22.000Z> Distolero: dude i can't find a lighter to save my life before i go to bed
<2021-07-12T08:35:48.000Z> Distolero: take a wild guess Emma
<2021-07-12T08:36:00.000Z> Distolero: i know i need to quit immediately
<2021-07-12T08:36:23.000Z> Distolero: been like 9 years for me but no i 'd rather not
<2021-07-12T08:36:34.000Z> Distolero: you're really mean to me
<2021-07-12T08:36:58.000Z> Distolero: telling me to get in car crashes and shit smh
<2021-07-12T08:37:27.000Z> Distolero: you're just so mean
<2021-07-12T08:38:03.000Z> Distolero: sometimes sure but for th emost part, very mean
<2021-07-12T08:38:27.000Z> Distolero: honestly don't know
<2021-07-12T08:38:50.000Z> Distolero: ok yeah keep being mean to me that works
<2021-07-12T08:39:52.000Z> Distolero: i'm about to trust the flan here in a minute would you enjoy me taking out yout for mexican desserts?
<2021-07-12T08:41:30.000Z> Distolero: oh hush you'd love it
<2021-07-12T08:42:01.000Z> Distolero: you did say you live close to me didn't you
<2021-07-12T08:42:54.000Z> Distolero: so that's a yes
<2021-07-12T08:43:25.000Z> Distolero: cool so you'll definitely let me take you out one nigt based
<2021-07-12T08:43:28.000Z> Distolero: what is a usis
<2021-07-12T08:44:26.000Z> Distolero: well thankfully you werne't
<2021-07-12T08:44:55.000Z> Distolero: still haven't found my lighter and i'm very upset cuz i wanna go to bed
<2021-07-12T08:46:20.000Z> Distolero: no i do cuz i gotta say a last few things to a few of the boys
<2021-07-12T08:46:26.000Z> Distolero: it's a guy thing
<2021-07-12T08:47:51.000Z> Distolero: nah i individually message the guys and call them all niggers
<2021-07-12T08:48:20.000Z> Distolero: no ma'am
<2021-07-12T08:51:04.000Z> Distolero: Nordy is fucked
<2021-07-12T08:52:00.000Z> Distolero: i guess he's trying to cuck me
<2021-07-12T08:53:28.000Z> Distolero: i mean MAYBE but i think he's under the impression he's compteting against me for you? idk i'm still on the hunt for a lighter
<2021-07-12T08:55:42.000Z> Distolero: well i think you're a nigger
<2021-07-12T08:59:58.000Z> Distolero: i found a lighter get fucked nerd
<2021-07-12T09:03:59.000Z> Distolero: i'm jk but goodnight I'll hit you up tomorrow
<2021-07-12T17:04:31.000Z> Distolero: afternoon
<2021-07-12T18:30:33.000Z> Distolero: ooh what kind
<2021-07-13T02:29:21.000Z> Distolero: many false opinions there
<2021-07-13T06:05:43.000Z> Distolero: again you've never had one of my pizzas so silence moid
<2021-07-13T06:14:12.000Z> Distolero: isn't moid the FEmoid?
<2021-07-13T06:14:21.000Z> Distolero: well you dab the grease off nigger
<2021-07-13T06:15:10.000Z> Distolero: i just do my racisms i don't know the terms for this shit anymore i'm old
<2021-07-13T06:16:14.000Z> Distolero: you zoomers are too fancy for me
<2021-07-13T06:17:01.000Z> Distolero: hah amirite gamers
<2021-07-13T06:17:57.000Z> Distolero: oh no what happened
<2021-07-13T06:18:08.000Z> Distolero: like a magazine
<2021-07-13T06:18:24.000Z> Distolero: oh no
<2021-07-13T06:18:28.000Z> Distolero: real shit?
<2021-07-13T06:18:36.000Z> Distolero: that's horrible i'm sorry
<2021-07-13T06:18:40.000Z> Distolero: anyway have a nice night
<2021-07-13T06:19:01.000Z> Distolero: i'm joking retard i'm sorry though
<2021-07-13T06:19:08.000Z> Distolero: i hope you don't get aids like those other people
<2021-07-13T06:19:33.000Z> Distolero: i don't know shit about vaccines except i'm not taking any of them
<2021-07-13T06:20:10.000Z> Distolero: oh man that sucks i'm sorry
<2021-07-13T06:20:28.000Z> Distolero: i'm glad mine still want Trump to be president even though i call him a nigger every time they talk to me about him
<2021-07-13T06:22:10.000Z> Distolero: ok fucking based
<2021-07-13T06:24:39.000Z> Distolero: i bet your dad and i went to highschool together
<2021-07-13T06:30:29.000Z> Distolero: that was clearly a joke but thanks
<2021-07-13T06:30:46.000Z> Distolero: you know what?
<2021-07-13T06:30:58.000Z> Distolero: i'm gonna toss you into a pile of cow shit
<2021-07-13T06:31:12.000Z> Distolero: yeah you did it this time
<2021-07-13T06:31:47.000Z> Distolero: of course i only deal with beef producers who ethically source their meat nigga
<2021-07-13T06:32:27.000Z> Distolero: i only buy my meat from local organic butchers
<2021-07-13T06:33:42.000Z> Distolero: cuz it's an astringent probably
<2021-07-13T06:33:56.000Z> Distolero: piss is literally pure unfortunately
<2021-07-13T06:35:08.000Z> Distolero: well i mean it's stringent
<2021-07-13T06:35:20.000Z> Distolero: that's why it's so good for jellyfish stings
<2021-07-13T06:36:37.000Z> Distolero: it's sterile
<2021-07-13T06:36:42.000Z> Distolero: spit and piss are very sterile
<2021-07-13T06:37:08.000Z> Distolero: when i got bit by a water moccassin i sucked the venom out, spit it out, then used my spit to clean the bite
<2021-07-13T06:39:03.000Z> Distolero: no that's based
<2021-07-13T06:39:46.000Z> Distolero: that's why i'm glad i don't dip anymore
<2021-07-13T06:40:19.000Z> Distolero: wanna hear a really gross story?
<2021-07-13T06:42:04.000Z> Distolero: so when i used to dip i used to drink a lot of coke, and i'd use the bottles as spitters, so one day i went and i was cutting my grass and i came home and saw a bottle of coke sitting on my desk, and i picked it up and chugged it and oops it was dip spit
<2021-07-13T06:48:39.000Z> Distolero: well i was hot and tired and thought it was coke
<2021-07-13T06:52:38.000Z> Distolero: oh you're telling me
<2021-07-13T06:52:49.000Z> Distolero: what the fuck
<2021-07-13T06:53:51.000Z> Distolero: well i guess it was something
<2021-07-13T06:53:57.000Z> Distolero: post feet
<2021-07-13T06:55:26.000Z> Distolero: oh god that would be nice
<2021-07-13T06:55:35.000Z> Distolero: the world would be so much better in a day
<2021-07-13T06:55:58.000Z> Distolero: youi're too autistic iw ould need to be king
<2021-07-13T06:56:28.000Z> Distolero: no they'd need to be under my iron fist
<2021-07-13T06:58:43.000Z> Distolero: no one has an iron fist like me i have the based and cool scars to prove it
<2021-07-13T07:00:10.000Z> Distolero: my favorite scar is a lip scar i got that goes from above my mustache down to my lip
<2021-07-13T07:01:37.000Z> Distolero: i took one of the old school exercise rubberbands from the 70s and stretched it about 3 feet(2 feet is the max) and i was drunk and on shrooms and it snapped on me breaking my glasses and giving me a cool scar
<2021-07-13T07:02:28.000Z> Distolero: i've also been stabbed and have had fireworks blow up on me
<2021-07-13T07:07:51.000Z> Distolero: no this is when iwas your age and my buddy Coco shot me with a few bottle rockets
<2021-07-13T07:08:04.000Z> Distolero: i like how you went after the fireowrks and not a stabbing lmao
<2021-07-13T07:08:17.000Z> Distolero: i've never left the US
<2021-07-13T07:09:02.000Z> Distolero: my ex stabbed lol
<2021-07-13T07:09:10.000Z> Distolero: i've never been raped nigger
<2021-07-13T07:12:13.000Z> Distolero: she was a drug addict that never recovered
<2021-07-13T07:12:26.000Z> Distolero: i did what i could
<2021-07-13T07:14:12.000Z> Distolero: suicide and i wasn't asked to go to the funeral or even allowed
<2021-07-13T07:14:57.000Z> Distolero: yeah i was a bit upset
<2021-07-13T07:15:21.000Z> Distolero: i didn't find out til a few weeks later and i came home and got black out drunk
<2021-07-13T07:17:09.000Z> Distolero: her mom didn't want to tell me and still hasn't emailed me back idk why. i'm assuming cuz i enabled her drug use by doing with her and trying to take her to rehab
<2021-07-13T07:17:23.000Z> Distolero: i begged her to go
<2021-07-13T07:18:27.000Z> Distolero: 2017
<2021-07-13T07:20:19.000Z> Distolero: then i had another girl trick me for 10 months and cheat on me and all sorts of shit. and she knew about that shit and i'm just like, why
<2021-07-13T07:21:44.000Z> Distolero: yeah you're telling me
<2021-07-13T07:22:32.000Z> Distolero: sorry for all that
<2021-07-13T07:26:09.000Z> Distolero: wow emma that sounds terrible
<2021-07-13T07:26:29.000Z> Distolero: at least i didn't tell you about the girl who made me think ih ad a kid for 7 years
<2021-07-13T07:28:58.000Z> Distolero: when i was 17 i was with this girl, she was a year older, and then in September before i turned 18 she broke up wth me, kicked me out, and then broke off contact with me for 7 years, until she showed up at a local bar, apologized for everything, had me stay over, had me meet the kid, then i went home and told my parents then she later told me she took a DNA test and the kid wasn't mine
<2021-07-13T07:30:18.000Z> Distolero: something like that
<2021-07-13T07:31:09.000Z> Distolero: i did and i cried a love
<2021-07-13T07:31:11.000Z> Distolero: lot*
<2021-07-13T07:31:24.000Z> Distolero: i've always kept on keeping on
<2021-07-13T07:31:49.000Z> Distolero: i've had hundreds of friends, acquaintances and shit die the last few years too
<2021-07-13T07:31:56.000Z> Distolero: eventually you kinda say fuck it
<2021-07-13T07:34:47.000Z> Distolero: oh it is dude. i basically only have my parents and my sisters at this pointeveryone else is dead
<2021-07-13T07:35:12.000Z> Distolero: i apologize for being so depressing i don't mean to be 
<2021-07-13T07:36:40.000Z> Distolero: yeah that's very similar
<2021-07-13T07:36:49.000Z> Distolero: oh no id never kill myself that's gay
<2021-07-13T07:37:14.000Z> Distolero: I'm german we just deal with it and move on
<2021-07-13T07:39:15.000Z> Distolero: no Germans are the most powerful race
<2021-07-13T07:39:59.000Z> Distolero: I'm sorry we beat you in WW3
<2021-07-13T07:41:23.000Z> Distolero: pineapple
<2021-07-13T07:41:36.000Z> Distolero: armadillos are based
<2021-07-13T07:41:42.000Z> Distolero: i'm blocking you
<2021-07-13T07:42:00.000Z> Distolero: next you're gonna say you hate coconut
<2021-07-13T07:45:12.000Z> Distolero: you're fired
<2021-07-13T07:47:52.000Z> Distolero: i know the best pizza recipes
<2021-07-13T07:49:44.000Z> Distolero: not sure what you're getting at but i don't like it also call me matt 
<2021-07-13T07:50:36.000Z> Distolero: yes unfortunately i made my fake name the same as my real one
<2021-07-13T07:51:20.000Z> Distolero: thanks
<2021-07-13T07:51:57.000Z> Distolero: which watchlist am i goin on
<2021-07-13T07:52:36.000Z> Distolero: that's how i know you're a real girl cuz you're retarded
<2021-07-13T07:53:13.000Z> Distolero: you did
<2021-07-13T07:54:02.000Z> Distolero: oh my God shut up
<2021-07-13T07:54:58.000Z> Distolero: i'm finishing this song then going to bed any last wowrds
<2021-07-13T07:55:26.000Z> Distolero: words*
<2021-07-13T07:55:43.000Z> Distolero: youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPOpDDueHg
<2021-07-13T07:57:00.000Z> Distolero: i'll try to dream of you not being a niggger
<2021-07-13T07:58:14.000Z> Distolero: youtube.com/watch?v=2l5hR3WKL8Imy actual last song for the night thinking about my old dog
<2021-07-13T07:58:34.000Z> Distolero: that's true
<2021-07-13T07:59:01.000Z> Distolero: remind me tomorrow
<2021-07-13T07:59:06.000Z> Distolero: yes he was my buddy
<2021-07-13T07:59:09.000Z> Distolero: 19 years 
<2021-07-13T07:59:19.000Z> Distolero: i hate you
<2021-07-13T07:59:55.000Z> Distolero: i really hate you
<2021-07-13T08:00:38.000Z> Distolero: I'M NOT AN EBOY
<2021-07-13T08:01:30.000Z> Distolero: yeah but i do podcasts
<2021-07-13T08:03:01.000Z> Distolero: God you piss me off
<2021-07-13T08:04:26.000Z> Distolero: yeah a definite need
<2021-07-13T08:04:50.000Z> Distolero: i'll talk to you tomorrow i guess
<2021-07-13T08:05:16.000Z> Distolero: nigger
<2021-07-13T08:05:36.000Z> Distolero: come over i'll buy us lava cakes
<2021-07-13T08:06:01.000Z> Distolero: that's just what i do
<2021-07-13T08:06:37.000Z> Distolero: well you know where i am
<2021-07-13T08:07:12.000Z> Distolero: sounds good to me
<2021-07-13T08:07:45.000Z> Distolero: you're so mean to me
<2021-07-13T08:08:12.000Z> Distolero: cuz i'm tired of you women being so mean
<2021-07-13T08:08:35.000Z> Distolero: goodnjight nigger
<2021-07-14T01:32:52.000Z> Distolero: excellent thanks
<2021-07-15T05:30:35.000Z> Distolero: and why
<2021-07-15T05:32:25.000Z> Distolero: how am i sick n twisted
<2021-07-15T05:34:33.000Z> Distolero: i am the most based and redpilled of anyone on poast
<2021-07-15T05:49:32.000Z> Distolero: no i am the most based
<2021-07-15T05:50:03.000Z> Distolero: i deserve feet pics more than anyone
<2021-07-15T06:35:03.000Z> Distolero: i'm a BIG MAN who deserves feet
<2021-07-15T06:39:06.000Z> Distolero: YES 
<2021-07-15T06:39:34.000Z> Distolero: 6'1 and gang nigga
<2021-07-15T06:51:22.000Z> Distolero: i'm not fat i'm just an adust based man
<2021-07-15T06:51:45.000Z> Distolero: also no my bussy its assuredly not bussubg
<2021-07-15T06:51:50.000Z> Distolero: nigger
<2021-07-15T06:52:42.000Z> Distolero: i'm  6'1 280 and a beasst idk what else
<2021-07-15T06:55:03.000Z> Distolero: i'm 62 and 280 so most bears won't fuck with me and yes i've actually messed with bears in tennessee
<2021-07-15T06:55:35.000Z> Distolero: my family relies on me on picking up shit that wears 200 +pounds
<2021-07-15T06:55:39.000Z> Distolero: nigga why
<2021-07-15T06:55:43.000Z> Distolero: i'm the least gay
<2021-07-15T06:56:41.000Z> Distolero: like real bears not like fags
<2021-07-15T06:56:57.000Z> Distolero: oh fuck off
<2021-07-15T06:57:51.000Z> Distolero: yeah i always wrote shit about how i hated how fags co=opted bearsshits gay
<2021-07-15T06:58:13.000Z> Distolero: yeah i was pissed
<2021-07-15T06:58:16.000Z> Distolero: fuck those gags
<2021-07-15T06:58:48.000Z> Distolero: anyway what did you want
<2021-07-15T06:59:25.000Z> Distolero: you messaged me first
<2021-07-15T07:00:33.000Z> Distolero: yeah like what are you trying to do here?
<2021-07-15T07:00:51.000Z> Distolero: you've went through like 4 things to be mean to me so what's the bit here
<2021-07-15T07:02:11.000Z> Distolero: oh it's been you the whole time?
<2021-07-15T07:02:18.000Z> Distolero: you motherfucker
<2021-07-15T07:03:03.000Z> Distolero: no cuz apprently this website has intgreated everyone's messages
<2021-07-15T07:04:46.000Z> Distolero: appreently the messaging sytem combined all our shit
<2021-07-15T07:05:06.000Z> Distolero: honestly emma this is a sign
<2021-07-15T07:07:08.000Z> Distolero: until you realized it whoever was doing your bit disappeareed and he was a part of twelve languagesw
<2021-07-15T09:52:48.000Z> Distolero: me 
<2021-07-15T17:51:43.000Z> Distolero: better use ketchup
<2021-07-16T01:48:18.000Z> Distolero: oh hello
<2021-07-16T03:47:50.000Z> Distolero: did you use ketchup
<2021-07-16T04:16:51.000Z> Distolero: dude i love corn fritters with ketchup
<2021-07-16T04:20:03.000Z> Distolero: i like honey but i really like them with ketchup
<2021-07-16T04:22:59.000Z> Distolero: ever had honey biscuits?
<2021-07-16T04:35:27.000Z> Distolero: is there another kind?
<2021-07-16T04:36:37.000Z> Distolero: you wouldn't like honey biscuits smh
<2021-07-16T04:37:59.000Z> Distolero: roll over and die? i've never heard that one
<2021-07-16T04:38:14.000Z> Distolero: both of those sounds good tbh
<2021-07-16T04:39:59.000Z> Distolero: that's the best compliment i've ever gotten
<2021-07-16T04:40:04.000Z> Distolero: you got any pics of the rose jam?
<2021-07-16T04:42:14.000Z> Distolero: which color rose did you use?
<2021-07-16T04:42:22.000Z> Distolero: at one point i grew 17 different shades
<2021-07-16T04:42:27.000Z> Distolero: >red smh
<2021-07-16T04:42:51.000Z> Distolero: you should grow your own roses they're fun
<2021-07-16T04:42:57.000Z> Distolero: i used to have black roses and green roses
<2021-07-16T04:43:49.000Z> Distolero: yep there's green roses
<2021-07-16T04:43:55.000Z> Distolero: it's a kind of vermillion rather
<2021-07-16T04:44:50.000Z> Distolero: when it comes to plants i might as well be an encyclopedia. i've grown hundreds maybe a thousand different species cuz i love plants lol
<2021-07-16T04:44:56.000Z> Distolero: i'm looking for pics
<2021-07-16T04:45:21.000Z> Distolero: a bit deeper green were mine but here you go https://img.poast.org/3de9dbe66b6cf6636937e3d6de4d7c75c727064b21f620e691cfe43e04613fcc.jpg
<2021-07-16T04:48:09.000Z> Distolero: there's two kinds. one i didn't know about
<2021-07-16T04:48:23.000Z> Distolero: theres the standard black which are pretty much an all but black dark purple
<2021-07-16T04:48:31.000Z> Distolero: then there's apparently one with red splotches?
<2021-07-16T04:49:04.000Z> Distolero: idk if this is real but it looks fucking cool https://img.poast.org/6320a57d5e6f654a43083d874d6f7c7435db23687b2297ca881a8c78585866a9.jpg
<2021-07-16T04:54:12.000Z> Distolero: this is a good purple. i've grown ones like these https://img.poast.org/78f9c551d4ed3824d78dcef77b8a1601828e4fc7d2ea2704384ad85a64a52426.jpg
<2021-07-16T05:03:15.000Z> Distolero: i honestly love flowers. people can talk shit but flowers are so fucking cool
<2021-07-16T05:10:18.000Z> Distolero: nah i had a guy talk shit that growing flowers was pointless so i ranted about how they were good for butterflies and bees
<2021-07-16T05:10:29.000Z> Distolero: purple is a big lesbian color tbh especially lavender 
<2021-07-16T05:15:49.000Z> Distolero: lesbians don't actually exist don't worry about it
<2021-07-16T05:16:10.000Z> Distolero: lavender is a great color. i have a couple trees
<2021-07-16T05:16:56.000Z> Distolero: yakov has told me it was but i never joined cuz a nigga ain't got time for forums
<2021-07-16T05:17:35.000Z> Distolero: i didn't realize Yakov talked to you, based
<2021-07-16T05:17:44.000Z> Distolero: not sure but doubtful
<2021-07-16T05:17:50.000Z> Distolero: my main nigga on Tape Eaters
<2021-07-16T05:18:11.000Z> Distolero: i highly doubt he's talked to you lol
<2021-07-16T05:18:19.000Z> Distolero: well yeah cuz it's easy
<2021-07-16T05:18:32.000Z> Distolero: same here
<2021-07-16T05:18:41.000Z> Distolero: he follows me though cuz he's my main nigga
<2021-07-16T05:18:51.000Z> Distolero: well women are gay
<2021-07-16T05:19:23.000Z> Distolero: a powerful german male doing the bit
<2021-07-16T05:21:19.000Z> Distolero: i mean i'll bite things occasionally
<2021-07-16T05:22:11.000Z> Distolero: fuckin meme won't load
<2021-07-16T05:22:33.000Z> Distolero: and you know what
<2021-07-16T05:22:46.000Z> Distolero: take a wild guess
<2021-07-16T05:23:13.000Z> Distolero: nigga what
<2021-07-16T05:23:35.000Z> Distolero: not something i've ever done or would but thanks
<2021-07-16T05:23:38.000Z> Distolero: suuuure
<2021-07-16T05:24:08.000Z> Distolero: no you dont nigger
<2021-07-16T05:24:15.000Z> Distolero: i said i like biting things
<2021-07-16T05:24:39.000Z> Distolero: better not
<2021-07-16T05:24:45.000Z> Distolero: i told you to guess
<2021-07-16T05:25:02.000Z> Distolero: no i'm not a fag?
<2021-07-16T05:25:19.000Z> Distolero: fuck i wish
<2021-07-16T05:25:37.000Z> Distolero: that's what i want to bite
<2021-07-16T05:25:48.000Z> Distolero: THE FUCKING PICTURE OF THE CHEESEBURGER DIDN"T COME UP
<2021-07-16T05:26:25.000Z> Distolero: you don't *bite* that but no
<2021-07-16T05:28:43.000Z> Distolero: say about what
<2021-07-16T05:30:13.000Z> Distolero: ??
<2021-07-16T05:32:35.000Z> Distolero: i don't know what you are referring to or i just would nigger
<2021-07-16T05:32:45.000Z> Distolero: you can just...tell me
<2021-07-16T05:33:24.000Z> Distolero: about what? you?
<2021-07-16T05:34:01.000Z> Distolero: seemed like you were aiming that at yourself
<2021-07-16T05:34:30.000Z> Distolero: hmm
<2021-07-16T05:34:34.000Z> Distolero: curious
<2021-07-16T05:34:59.000Z> Distolero: well then tell me what you want me to ask nigger
<2021-07-16T05:35:24.000Z> Distolero: i figured
<2021-07-16T05:35:53.000Z> Distolero: Emma what would you like me to ask you, nigger
<2021-07-16T05:37:04.000Z> Distolero: favorite color
<2021-07-16T05:37:45.000Z> Distolero: of course. forest or kelly green
<2021-07-16T05:39:51.000Z> Distolero: kelly green is i think the green in the irish flag
<2021-07-16T05:41:07.000Z> Distolero: no
<2021-07-16T05:41:18.000Z> Distolero: false
<2021-07-16T05:41:28.000Z> Distolero: nigger
<2021-07-16T05:42:43.000Z> Distolero: so what did you want me to ask you
<2021-07-16T05:45:28.000Z> Distolero: you just said you wanted me to ask you something i'm really confused as well lol
<2021-07-16T05:45:44.000Z> Distolero: same that's probably why
<2021-07-16T05:45:52.000Z> Distolero: but if you ever do hit me up @distolero
<2021-07-16T05:46:37.000Z> Distolero: it's a joke jesus lol
<2021-07-16T05:46:48.000Z> Distolero: Emma you're a fuckin goober
<2021-07-16T05:48:31.000Z> Distolero: it's alright you're still my favorite egirl despite..that
<2021-07-16T05:53:07.000Z> Distolero: 1 and yeah being retarded egirls definitely have the best.. poasts
<2021-07-16T05:55:38.000Z> Distolero: "haha!" i say whenever i see an Emma Grace post"oh no this sucks!' whenever i see someone else's post
<2021-07-16T06:05:21.000Z> Distolero: you're so gay lol
<2021-07-16T06:06:31.000Z> Distolero: no cuz i'm based
<2021-07-16T06:07:24.000Z> Distolero: nah i think you're cool
<2021-07-16T06:07:48.000Z> Distolero: i enjoy your posts and talking to you even though you're a gay nerd
<2021-07-16T06:08:54.000Z> Distolero: that's just how it be
<2021-07-16T06:09:03.000Z> Distolero: i'm always posting bangers cuz i'm based
<2021-07-16T06:10:06.000Z> Distolero: youtube.com/watch?v=QTqIekuHdcMhere have a song from one of my favorite albums of all time
<2021-07-16T06:10:27.000Z> Distolero: when i went they never gave me a number so i'm double based
<2021-07-16T06:10:54.000Z> Distolero: no?
<2021-07-16T06:11:10.000Z> Distolero: i'm not drunk and i'm talking about the times i was arrested lol
<2021-07-16T06:11:39.000Z> Distolero: i talk to you when i'm on my pc cuz for some reason graf hasn't made messaging easy on the husky app
<2021-07-16T06:11:47.000Z> Distolero: smh
<2021-07-16T06:12:54.000Z> Distolero: yeahhhh
<2021-07-16T06:13:04.000Z> Distolero: it's ok tiny brained woman
<2021-07-16T06:13:28.000Z> Distolero: the highest i am when i'm talking to you is when i'm smoking cigs at home after my jobs lol
<2021-07-16T06:13:46.000Z> Distolero: although i'll admit i was pretty drunk saturday after my show
<2021-07-16T06:14:13.000Z> Distolero: i do freelance shit for cash since i'm unemployed and waiting to do our documentary
<2021-07-16T06:14:58.000Z> Distolero: the Skinwalker boys are going to the Gathering. iknow i told you about this
<2021-07-16T06:15:10.000Z> Distolero: no i just put shit together for people or do DIY shit
<2021-07-16T06:15:33.000Z> Distolero: i KINDA wanna keep doing this so i don't have a 9-5 thing
<2021-07-16T06:16:00.000Z> Distolero: i've been working since i was 15 and i'm tired of it i wanna do shit that keeps my schedule open
<2021-07-16T06:16:04.000Z> Distolero: oh man if only i could
<2021-07-16T06:16:17.000Z> Distolero: i know what you mean
<2021-07-16T06:16:24.000Z> Distolero: it's an arranger
<2021-07-16T06:16:34.000Z> Distolero: i'm not gay or a woman so they probably wouldn't hire me lol
<2021-07-16T06:17:03.000Z> Distolero: first off i'd never do a single tik tok don't put that evil on me
<2021-07-16T06:17:32.000Z> Distolero: please don't it's bad for everyone
<2021-07-16T06:17:49.000Z> Distolero: it's a website where they groom people
<2021-07-16T06:18:08.000Z> Distolero: they'll be like haha your tiktoks are great do you wanna do porn?
<2021-07-16T06:18:58.000Z> Distolero: that's true i'm old i'll just get like33 views
<2021-07-16T06:19:20.000Z> Distolero: i'm talking about women especially people like you never use tik tok
<2021-07-16T06:21:13.000Z> Distolero: nah i'll just do what i've done for years and TRY to network
<2021-07-16T06:21:59.000Z> Distolero: nigga i said i'm never using tik tok
<2021-07-16T06:22:25.000Z> Distolero: i'm not a fag i'd rather just get famous on my podcasts
<2021-07-16T06:22:51.000Z> Distolero: i'm not gay lol
<2021-07-16T06:23:39.000Z> Distolero: I"M NOT A FAG
<2021-07-16T06:23:46.000Z> Distolero: i bet you fuckin did
<2021-07-16T06:24:32.000Z> Distolero: probably because i'm well known in cincinnati and lots of antifa hate and they have my pics
<2021-07-16T06:26:42.000Z> Distolero: oh i am but i'm also known as a racist for things i've done in the past lol
<2021-07-16T06:26:58.000Z> Distolero: DESPITE me haning out with many black people and them thinking i'm cool
<2021-07-16T06:27:17.000Z> Distolero: only a few know about that but i'm talking about REAL IRL stuff
<2021-07-16T06:28:55.000Z> Distolero: i went to Trump rallies
<2021-07-16T06:29:04.000Z> Distolero: but i throw up romans IRL all the time lmao
<2021-07-16T06:29:47.000Z> Distolero: I'll see a buddy of mine and wave to him by throwing up a roman
<2021-07-16T06:30:15.000Z> Distolero: i had a woman at kroger look at me and say "what the fuck" and i said "who the fuck cares" and walked to the car
<2021-07-16T06:30:28.000Z> Distolero: most people around here know me cuz my past job though
<2021-07-16T06:31:23.000Z> Distolero: hardware store where most of the community used to come into to find things
<2021-07-16T06:31:32.000Z> Distolero: and i always did a great job :)
<2021-07-16T06:34:54.000Z> Distolero: oh yeah and i was great and i'm great with my hands. all my freinds ask me to help me out with diy shit
<2021-07-16T06:35:38.000Z> Distolero: oh yeah
<2021-07-16T06:35:46.000Z> Distolero: everyone already knows lol
<2021-07-16T06:36:01.000Z> Distolero: i'm an expert in racism, cryptids, and DIY
<2021-07-16T06:36:16.000Z> Distolero: oh shut up if you listeneed you'd like it
<2021-07-16T06:36:56.000Z> Distolero: i'm only on 4 podcasts and they're all good
<2021-07-16T06:37:43.000Z> Distolero: Well this saturday we're having a special show and i'd like you to listen 
<2021-07-16T06:38:52.000Z> Distolero: well it's saturday at 10 pm, we're doing a game show
<2021-07-16T06:41:16.000Z> Distolero: but i still wanna know what you were gonna ask me you sperg
<2021-07-16T06:41:38.000Z> Distolero: well Skinwalker Gang is based
<2021-07-16T06:41:49.000Z> Distolero: you said you wanted to ask me sometime earlier
<2021-07-16T06:42:24.000Z> Distolero: if poast saved the DMs i'd go back and find it cuz you did
<2021-07-16T06:43:41.000Z> Distolero: well if you wanted to know the names of my kitties it was Pepper and Oreo
<2021-07-16T06:44:33.000Z> Distolero: i mean if you wanna rake through them
<2021-07-16T06:44:38.000Z> Distolero: oh no discord
<2021-07-16T06:44:50.000Z> Distolero: are you gonna groom me
<2021-07-16T06:51:03.000Z> Distolero: ok Matteo el Distolero#7684
<2021-07-16T06:51:33.000Z> Distolero: your first DM better be tummy or feet or i'll block you
<2021-07-17T06:26:53.000Z> Distolero: dm me on discord so i can do it on my phone unless you wanna call me
<2021-07-17T06:27:10.000Z> Distolero: oh no
<2021-07-17T06:27:14.000Z> Distolero: close and restart
<2021-07-17T06:27:30.000Z> Distolero: close and restart it niggggggger
<2021-07-17T06:27:51.000Z> Distolero: do it again but this time believe it will work
<2021-07-17T06:28:07.000Z> Distolero: damn right
<2021-07-17T06:28:16.000Z> Distolero: you know i hate tech shit
<2021-07-17T06:28:54.000Z> Distolero: oh shit
<2021-07-17T06:28:57.000Z> Distolero: that sounds tastey
<2021-07-17T06:29:11.000Z> Distolero: fucking based
<2021-07-17T06:30:02.000Z> Distolero: that's pretty based though
<2021-07-17T06:30:06.000Z> Distolero: wait really?
<2021-07-17T06:30:23.000Z> Distolero: dude you're doing all the shit the old school way?
<2021-07-17T06:30:51.000Z> Distolero: dude that's impressi've
<2021-07-17T06:31:14.000Z> Distolero: that's kinda weird
<2021-07-17T06:31:21.000Z> Distolero: don't talk about your grandma that way
<2021-07-17T06:32:20.000Z> Distolero: what i wouldn't give to have my cookie making grandma back cuz when i would get outta elementary she'd always give me cookies
<2021-07-17T06:33:22.000Z> Distolero: my family is oldschool and kept the old country's traditions apparently
<2021-07-17T06:33:47.000Z> Distolero: my first female ancestor in the US was a woman named Kunigunda which means "Leader of the Clan"
<2021-07-17T06:35:01.000Z> Distolero: hell yeah. all my german relatives were serious people that's why we kept all our old world traditions like our naming system
<2021-07-17T06:35:15.000Z> Distolero: well actually my uncle dave is a libtard nigger
<2021-07-17T06:39:16.000Z> Distolero: yeah my middle name is my Grandpa's first name, and my dad's name is his Grandpal's first name that's how we do it
<2021-07-17T06:40:52.000Z> Distolero: know what
<2021-07-17T06:42:15.000Z> Distolero: >says her name is Emma Grace
<2021-07-17T06:43:59.000Z> Distolero: my middle name is Marvin
<2021-07-17T06:45:47.000Z> Distolero: no my grandfather was a very honorable man
<2021-07-17T06:46:14.000Z> Distolero: starting to think you're a fed
<2021-07-17T06:48:01.000Z> Distolero: just don't insult my grandfather again pls
<2021-07-17T06:48:23.000Z> Distolero: i'm not usually serious but he was actually a great man that taught me how to grow food
<2021-07-17T06:52:18.000Z> Distolero: hamilton county top sheep sheerer where he'd be the best at it, one of my main people i'd like to be like.  a generally great guy
<2021-07-17T06:55:56.000Z> Distolero: yep and won all of them that i know of
<2021-07-17T06:57:13.000Z> Distolero: speed and efficiency
<2021-07-17T06:59:46.000Z> Distolero: dm on the discords before i go to bed
<2021-07-17T07:02:56.000Z> Distolero: i mean it's bad
<2021-07-17T07:03:01.000Z> Distolero: it hurts them
<2021-07-17T07:03:19.000Z> Distolero: i looked for grandpa's videos but i think they deleted them unfortunately
<2021-07-17T07:07:22.000Z> Distolero: i guarantee if my grandpa ain't died at 73 he'd be into that
<2021-07-17T07:07:32.000Z> Distolero: anyway you wanna pop in the discord
<2021-07-17T07:08:16.000Z> Distolero: kk
<2021-07-17T07:08:18.000Z> Distolero: k
<2021-07-17T17:26:59.000Z> Distolero: unironically super punk
<2021-07-17T17:50:20.000Z> Distolero: nvm lol
<2021-07-17T17:53:10.000Z> Distolero: Guten morgen. Wie geht's?
<2021-07-17T17:54:33.000Z> Distolero: Mir geht's gut, danke. Ich habe Hunger
<2021-07-17T17:55:09.000Z> Distolero: >Sie habe ein Flip Telefone
<2021-07-17T17:57:45.000Z> Distolero: "Good Morning, how are you?""I'm good thanks, I'm hungry"
<2021-07-17T17:58:33.000Z> Distolero: you are a fascinating person
<2021-07-17T17:59:16.000Z> Distolero: nice i'm having smoked meatloaf for supper
<2021-07-17T18:02:03.000Z> Distolero: what else is it called lol
<2021-07-17T18:06:10.000Z> Distolero: yeah same it's fun
<2021-07-17T18:55:26.000Z> Distolero: hope you have a fun daybetter catch the show tonight it's about Chris Chan but don't tell anyone
<2021-07-17T20:02:33.000Z> Distolero: we're doing a game show style show about Chris Chan
<2021-07-17T20:02:42.000Z> Distolero: you better be there or i'll call you the n word
<2021-07-17T23:05:53.000Z> Distolero: speaking of 10! it's at 10!
<2021-07-17T23:09:51.000Z> Distolero: 10 pm nigger
<2021-07-17T23:12:17.000Z> Distolero: do not test me
<2021-07-17T23:13:00.000Z> Distolero: you may be a cute egirl but by God i will still call you a nigger
<2021-07-17T23:13:57.000Z> Distolero: nigger
<2021-07-17T23:15:24.000Z> Distolero: ok i will
<2021-07-17T23:16:17.000Z> Distolero: this is war
<2021-07-17T23:16:14.000Z> Distolero: oh you fuckin nigger
<2021-07-17T23:16:45.000Z> Distolero: nigger
<2021-07-17T23:21:17.000Z> Distolero: same thing i do with anything else
<2021-07-17T23:21:22.000Z> Distolero: call you a NIGGER
<2021-07-17T23:21:41.000Z> Distolero: you gonna be around after the show?
<2021-07-18T00:25:27.000Z> Distolero: midnightish
<2021-07-18T00:33:33.000Z> Distolero: dlive.tv/YakovAlive we're live now though
<2021-07-18T01:48:29.000Z> Distolero: we're fun shut up
<2021-07-18T01:48:40.000Z> Distolero: you'll enjoy it cuz you like talking to me
<2021-07-18T01:53:32.000Z> Distolero: yes true
<2021-07-18T01:53:52.000Z> Distolero: i'm glad you're listening keep doing it so i can hit you up after the Chris Chan game show
<2021-07-18T01:54:00.000Z> Distolero: go get an energy drink
<2021-07-18T01:57:26.000Z> Distolero: make some coffee cuz the show is about to start
<2021-07-18T01:58:31.000Z> Distolero: ok but don't miss our show
<2021-07-18T02:41:01.000Z> Distolero: cool come grab a bang
<2021-07-18T02:41:35.000Z> Distolero: thanks i'mglad you like our show
<2021-07-18T02:44:36.000Z> Distolero: i was gonna say my house but it's not
<2021-07-18T02:45:56.000Z> Distolero: i have bang in my fridge plus you get me telling you to get out of my property 
<2021-07-18T02:46:42.000Z> Distolero: oh so you can call me fat and be mean to me
<2021-07-18T02:47:36.000Z> Distolero: you are a mean person
<2021-07-18T02:47:54.000Z> Distolero: i'm not even fat
<2021-07-18T02:48:22.000Z> Distolero: i'm just based
<2021-07-18T02:48:48.000Z> Distolero: don't call me fat again
<2021-07-18T02:49:47.000Z> Distolero: i'm not talking to you anymore
<2021-07-18T02:52:24.000Z> Distolero: you're mean to me
<2021-07-18T02:53:12.000Z> Distolero: ugh
<2021-07-18T02:53:45.000Z> Distolero: yeah i am i know
<2021-07-18T02:56:33.000Z> Distolero: i'm sorry
<2021-07-18T02:56:41.000Z> Distolero: are you listening to my show
<2021-07-18T02:57:30.000Z> Distolero: oh did you comment
<2021-07-18T02:57:42.000Z> Distolero: which
<2021-07-18T02:58:19.000Z> Distolero: ugh you people
<2021-07-18T03:00:58.000Z> Distolero: thank you :)
<2021-07-18T03:01:11.000Z> Distolero: i've never had anyone say that
<2021-07-18T03:01:19.000Z> Distolero: been doing this for yeras
<2021-07-18T03:04:23.000Z> Distolero: well if  you like it that's hyped
<2021-07-18T03:13:46.000Z> Distolero: what does that mean
<2021-07-18T03:33:14.000Z> Distolero: you're such a sweetheart and i like yours a lot
<2021-07-18T03:52:30.000Z> Distolero: no you sound soft and cute offense
<2021-07-18T04:00:20.000Z> Distolero: no offense *
<2021-07-18T04:02:20.000Z> Distolero: i have no idea what  you're talking about
<2021-07-18T04:05:53.000Z> Distolero: he fucks me up i don't particularly like him
<2021-07-18T04:19:51.000Z> Distolero: it's a euphamism
<2021-07-18T04:21:50.000Z> Distolero: is my show fun
<2021-07-18T04:25:25.000Z> Distolero: i'm sorry i didn'tr mean to
<2021-07-18T04:25:35.000Z> Distolero: didn't*
<2021-07-18T04:26:17.000Z> Distolero: you said you were terrified
<2021-07-18T04:26:31.000Z> Distolero: i haven't been paying attention to these messages
<2021-07-18T04:28:09.000Z> Distolero: oh that'sw what you meant lmao
<2021-07-18T04:38:39.000Z> Distolero: a bgt=
<2021-07-18T04:38:52.000Z> Distolero: ANYWAY
<2021-07-18T04:39:06.000Z> Distolero: sorry
<2021-07-18T04:44:40.000Z> Distolero: let me know if you wanna still call me
<2021-07-18T04:48:21.000Z> Distolero: yeah they started talking about shit i didn't know aboug 
<2021-07-18T04:48:31.000Z> Distolero: about*
<2021-07-18T04:49:17.000Z> Distolero: Doro or Yakov?
<2021-07-18T04:50:33.000Z> Distolero: lmao
<2021-07-18T04:51:05.000Z> Distolero: yeah lol
<2021-07-18T04:51:28.000Z> Distolero: totally not my business partnerr
<2021-07-18T04:52:34.000Z> Distolero: no? why would he lmao
<2021-07-18T04:55:44.000Z> Distolero: do you want me to lol
<2021-07-18T04:56:26.000Z> Distolero: gimme 5
<2021-07-18T05:02:35.000Z> Distolero: be there in a sec