<2022-09-17T02:21:47.000Z> DickMolesterson: Hey do you do commissions by any chance? I thought it would be cool if you did a version of my Dick flurk in your style for a new pfp
<2022-09-17T12:55:47.000Z> Juno: Yes, I do. Would be happy to draw that up for you. Assuming I properly understand what you want, I'd ask $25 if that would work for you. Payment would come after I deliver the drawing. I won't be able to get back on poast again until later today. Feel free to send me messages with any additional information you think I might need to know in order for me to correctly make what you're looking for.
<2022-09-17T13:00:18.000Z> DickMolesterson: $25 is fine
<2022-09-17T13:01:48.000Z> DickMolesterson: Basically  I'd want it to still look like the stonetoss flurk parody but in the same style as the keffals and Fuentes drawings you poasted. I can dog up the original flurk I made too so you don't have to go off the Fuentes theme one I'm using now
<2022-09-17T13:02:00.000Z> DickMolesterson: Dig*
<2022-09-17T19:08:36.000Z> DickMolesterson attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/3c5ab8f6ae40fec2e89df0b5f20fc03d03e5121dc61e0eee54ca9cd7bfc72354.jpg
<2022-09-18T21:50:46.000Z> Juno: All right, sorry for taking so long to get back to you, life has been hectic for me for the last few days, but I'll have plenty of time to fulfill your commission now.When you say you want it to still look like the Stonetoss Flurk parody but in my style, do you mean that you just want all the basic stuff like the props and the pose and expression to be the same, or do you mean that you kind of want a fusion between my style and the Flurk, where it still has pure white skin and no nose?
<2022-09-18T22:34:37.000Z> DickMolesterson: Fusion. You can be as creative as you want to be with it
<2022-09-18T22:34:51.000Z> DickMolesterson: Most of the props in the pg picture are
<2022-09-18T22:34:57.000Z> DickMolesterson: Damnit
<2022-09-18T22:35:28.000Z> DickMolesterson: Most of the props in the OG picture are Dick Masterson references so they arent really that important
<2022-09-18T22:35:45.000Z> DickMolesterson: I don't really do much parodying of him anymore
<2022-09-19T16:26:06.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/ab9bd9c3db4629315a0d62acce40a0edddf4e76d1ab3ea4036917d71098444cf.png
<2022-09-19T16:26:21.000Z> Juno: This is what I have so far. Any alterations you want or comments you want to make before I go ahead with this?
<2022-09-19T16:27:39.000Z> DickMolesterson: Looks good!
<2022-09-19T16:28:57.000Z> Juno: All right, next update will be much closer to completion since I know you're satisfied with this direction
<2022-09-19T17:14:21.000Z> Juno: Any funny/embarrassing memes/events surrounding Masterson that I could incorporate into the drawing? Masterson is someone I've always kind of been aware of but haven't followed closely. I'd check KiwiFarms for Masterson lore, but it's down right now, obviously
<2022-09-19T17:29:00.000Z> DickMolesterson: He writes simpy poetry, had texts leaked where he simped over a girl who was a fan of his show, same girl also revealed that he likes to get pegged and dresses up like a cow named juju
<2022-09-19T17:29:46.000Z> DickMolesterson: He tried to bury the fact that he's current girlfriend used to be a camgirl, but it got uncovered after he went to war with his Kf thread
<2022-09-19T17:30:29.000Z> DickMolesterson: He went to a Netflix protest to troll the protesters and got pushed into a statue and cried like a bitch about it for weeks
<2022-09-19T17:30:42.000Z> DickMolesterson: He's defended Cuties and Loli
<2022-09-19T17:31:50.000Z> DickMolesterson: Most recently on Salvo Pancakes Game Show thing, he tried to make a jerking off to Selena Gomez joke and made himself sound like a pedo
<2022-09-19T17:32:11.000Z> DickMolesterson: He apparently sucks dick at burning man
<2022-09-19T17:32:26.000Z> DickMolesterson: He's been telling the same jokes since 2003
<2022-09-19T17:32:35.000Z> DickMolesterson: I could go on but you get the idea lol
<2022-09-19T17:32:52.000Z> Juno: All right, thanks, appreciate it. Will help me put a few funny props into the drawing
<2022-09-19T17:33:33.000Z> DickMolesterson: Sounds good thanks
<2022-09-21T10:45:54.000Z> DickMolesterson: BTW don't know how far along you are but if you wanted some more funny Dax lore  poa.st/objects/e5780933-d235-4f8b-b0e5-8aa2e704ea0a
<2022-09-22T01:25:30.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/242285b318e4f2eb33ade794315cd1269fe5e4fa50dc71be03817db05ebf9e73.png
<2022-09-22T01:49:17.000Z> DickMolesterson: Amazing!
<2022-09-22T01:49:55.000Z> DickMolesterson: Couldn't come at a better time either lol he's no defending Keffals and giving minors HRT 
<2022-09-22T01:50:01.000Z> DickMolesterson: Now*
<2022-09-22T01:50:04.000Z> Juno: lol
<2022-09-22T01:50:09.000Z> Juno: Should be finished Saturday at the absolute latest, most likely either tomorrow or Friday, though
<2022-09-22T01:51:27.000Z> DickMolesterson: Very cool. I assume we can settle through venmo or cashapp? PayPal is fine too but it is a bit doxy, but my name is pretty uninteresting so if it has to be that way it's fine.
<2022-09-22T01:53:52.000Z> Juno: We can settle with Cashapp. No payment until I'm done and you see that you're satisfied, however before payment the final version I'll show will have a watermark, then you'll have an unwatermarked version after payment. I think it's a decent middle ground. You don't have to pay before seeing what you're paying for, and I also protect myself. One time I drew for a guy and he took my drawing without paying so now I do the watermark thing
<2022-09-22T02:04:35.000Z> DickMolesterson: Of course that's fine 
<2022-09-22T02:05:02.000Z> DickMolesterson: Last thing I wanna do is jerk you around like that lol
<2022-09-22T02:05:31.000Z> DickMolesterson: But you know, were all online weirdos. Can't ever be too careful
<2022-09-22T02:06:10.000Z> Juno: Thanks for the understanding and for the Dax lore. Will have an update tomorrow
<2022-09-22T02:06:42.000Z> DickMolesterson: Sounds good
<2022-09-22T02:15:34.000Z> DickMolesterson: Oh can you make me a transparent version too by any chance? I like to play around with my pfps sometimes if you haven't noticed already lol
<2022-09-22T02:15:57.000Z> Juno: Sure, will do
<2022-09-22T02:16:24.000Z> DickMolesterson: Awesome thanks
<2022-09-22T02:17:00.000Z> Juno: No problem, glad to be making something
<2022-09-22T23:40:02.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/8324dc02f0c0f9e22b3c8011396f2b4b67af9a581d3fc7e61e5828a02e75e703.png
<2022-09-22T23:40:04.000Z> Juno: Update
<2022-09-22T23:40:20.000Z> DickMolesterson: LOL the trans flag
<2022-09-22T23:41:34.000Z> Juno: I want to make sure I accurately reflect his ardent allyship to the trans community
<2022-09-22T23:49:34.000Z> DickMolesterson: You're doing God's work
<2022-09-26T02:27:22.000Z> DickMolesterson: poa.st/objects/30b82b11-e05c-4066-8cca-1558c3aeb304
<2022-09-26T02:27:32.000Z> DickMolesterson: Lucas commented on your art
<2022-09-26T14:29:26.000Z> Juno: Thanks for letting me know. I left a little comment for him to let him know how glad I am that he likes my portrait of him
<2022-09-26T16:13:37.000Z> DickMolesterson: I just saw it lol.
<2022-09-27T01:03:35.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/da665f7dfb57994210672756a8bbf7fe0e44d80be57a5078d600a7c2b9b11392.png
<2022-09-27T01:03:38.000Z> Juno: Update
<2022-09-27T02:13:44.000Z> DickMolesterson: Beautiful!
<2022-09-27T02:14:17.000Z> DickMolesterson: And unlike Lucas I'm not just pretending to like it lol
<2022-09-27T02:30:03.000Z> Juno: Cheers mate, will have another update tomorrow.
<2022-09-27T02:33:49.000Z> DickMolesterson: Sounds good
<2022-09-30T00:21:37.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/4dfe1d20eca57ba71b4d1de5ad54dd64f40ea90f20ebf7467b4312b3d58594b2.png
<2022-09-30T00:21:39.000Z> Juno: Update
<2022-09-30T00:21:52.000Z> Juno: Not done yet, but about 2/3rds of the way there
<2022-09-30T00:29:03.000Z> DickMolesterson: Lol the Hammer necklace is a nice touch
<2022-09-30T00:29:42.000Z> Juno: Got Juju the cow on a coat rack in the background
<2022-09-30T00:31:48.000Z> DickMolesterson: It's great. I love it
<2022-10-05T00:34:30.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/16996809560c50eaa95d8c65c254710f6290b65a27affb3e4f915669c1bdaecf.png
<2022-10-05T00:34:33.000Z> Juno: All right
<2022-10-05T00:34:46.000Z> Juno: Unless there's something you want changed or added, this is the final product
<2022-10-05T00:48:06.000Z> DickMolesterson: Lmao amazing!
<2022-10-05T00:48:27.000Z> DickMolesterson: You said cashapp yes?
<2022-10-05T00:48:31.000Z> Juno: Yep
<2022-10-05T00:48:53.000Z> Juno: $JunoTri
<2022-10-05T00:49:19.000Z> DickMolesterson: 25 right?
<2022-10-05T00:49:28.000Z> Juno: Yep, that was what we agreed
<2022-10-05T00:49:42.000Z> DickMolesterson: Alright one second
<2022-10-05T00:53:01.000Z> DickMolesterson: Lol damnit gotta update my card number. It'd been a minute since I used this
<2022-10-05T00:53:44.000Z> Juno: No worries, I'm not in any rush
<2022-10-05T00:55:42.000Z> DickMolesterson: Should be sent
<2022-10-05T00:55:52.000Z> DickMolesterson: From $Quorthon 
<2022-10-05T00:56:10.000Z> Juno: Did you mean to send $40?
<2022-10-05T00:56:18.000Z> DickMolesterson: Yeah I always tip my artists
<2022-10-05T00:56:28.000Z> Juno: Well, it's greatly appreciated
<2022-10-05T00:56:35.000Z> Juno: I'll get the un-watermarked PNG
<2022-10-05T00:57:08.000Z> DickMolesterson: Can you email it to me too? DickMolesterson@gmail.com
<2022-10-05T00:57:15.000Z> Juno: Sure thing
<2022-10-05T00:58:58.000Z> Juno: It'll take a minute to load because I haven't updated my PC since 2016, it's past time I do that
<2022-10-05T00:59:25.000Z> DickMolesterson: I'm gonna update my pfp after spooky season, but if you'd like to show it off before that I definitely don't mind 
<2022-10-05T00:59:42.000Z> DickMolesterson: Lol I know that struggle 
<2022-10-05T01:01:20.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/a85baf99ddb612351be658cac22f8f033ab44d9d5a659d6831af666a81388443.png
<2022-10-05T01:01:45.000Z> Juno: There's the full-resolution PNG without watermark
<2022-10-05T01:07:02.000Z> DickMolesterson: Thanks! Amazing work. Will definitely keep you in mind if I think of something else
<2022-10-05T01:08:39.000Z> Juno: Thanks, appreciate it quite a bit. This isn't confirmed and may not actually turn out to be the case, but you might see me do a drawing for MC Jarbo in the future, he reached out to me
<2022-10-05T01:09:06.000Z> DickMolesterson: Fucking based
<2022-10-05T01:09:39.000Z> DickMolesterson: Well deserved too. That Keffals drawing is everywhere now lol
<2022-10-05T01:10:06.000Z> DickMolesterson: It's kinda cool seeing your shit reposted by random strangers isn't it?
<2022-10-05T01:10:29.000Z> Juno: Yeah, it is. Satisfying to see other people use and like your stuff
<2022-10-05T01:11:25.000Z> DickMolesterson: If you ever see someone posting a Ralph deepfake gif, chances are it came from me lol
<2022-10-05T01:12:00.000Z> DickMolesterson: I still get people on Twitter replying to me with my own edits without realizing it 
<2022-10-05T01:12:54.000Z> Juno: That's pretty cool, lol
<2022-10-05T01:14:13.000Z> DickMolesterson: If only I spent my energy doing something other than shitposting and alogging. I could probably make real art
<2022-10-05T01:14:46.000Z> Juno: As long as it's entertaining and engaging, that's fine. "Real art" is nonsense in my opinion
<2022-10-05T01:15:18.000Z> Juno: I've never thought of myself as an "artist" or someone that wanted to be an "artist". I'm just a drawer, I like to draw and I want to be good at drawing
<2022-10-05T01:15:35.000Z> DickMolesterson: Yeah I get you lol
<2022-10-05T01:16:15.000Z> DickMolesterson: Many years ago I actually had a deal with this black metal band to do one of their album covers but the dude was such a sad sack he eventually just flat out flaked on me
<2022-10-05T01:16:44.000Z> Juno: That'll happen unfortunately
<2022-10-05T01:16:55.000Z> DickMolesterson: His music was very dour and depressing so I guess I shouldn't have been surprised 
<2022-10-05T01:17:40.000Z> DickMolesterson: His subgenre was literally called "depressive suicidal black metal" lol
<2022-10-05T01:17:52.000Z> Juno: I think most people that devote a lot of time to making things tend to have a little bit of screwy brain wiring. If you devote tons of life and time to honing a skill, you're probably a little not normal
<2022-10-05T01:18:09.000Z> Juno: Though that only applies to people that are actually devoted to whatever they're doing
<2022-10-05T01:19:09.000Z> DickMolesterson: It's true lol
<2022-10-05T01:19:52.000Z> Juno: I think normal people work their jobs to put food on the table and then get their satisfaction in life from friends, family, and romantic relationships. There's something a little off if you're spending lots of time alone getting good at something, which you have to do if you're going to be really good at something
<2022-10-05T01:20:22.000Z> Juno: That's enough rambling though
<2022-10-05T01:35:23.000Z> Juno: You should have gotten the finished drawing in your e-mail, let me know if it doesn't show up for you
<2022-10-05T04:22:36.000Z> DickMolesterson: Got it 
<2022-10-05T04:23:18.000Z> DickMolesterson: Is there a transparent version by any chance? If not it's fine I can do it myself
<2022-10-05T04:23:36.000Z> Juno: I can make a transparent version no problem
<2022-10-05T04:23:48.000Z> Juno: I'll get that to you before I go to sleep
<2022-10-05T04:24:00.000Z> DickMolesterson: Cool cool thanks
<2022-10-05T13:11:45.000Z> Juno: I'll send this to your e-mail as well. I'm going to give you another transparent version without the desk, it'll require that I draw a bit more of his torso but that's not much work. That way you have maximum flexibility with using it to put good ol Dax into all kinds of settings and situations
<2022-10-05T13:14:01.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/88cde2f21ce7957515d90d223154ace15545117f8e91649dea2e013105669980.png
<2022-10-05T13:46:39.000Z> DickMolesterson: Awesome thanks. You rule
<2022-10-16T15:07:05.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/1a5328e7ecda5224273ef623afdc6294f750783ce6fd2bf3a0fed2ac9c1ff170.png
<2022-10-16T15:07:31.000Z> Juno: Transparent version with trans flag
<2022-10-16T15:07:40.000Z> Juno attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/f21cf3473090b4297313ac6c6eff8f82fb81e30751e29ef31ed572df91cdfee5.png
<2022-10-16T15:07:56.000Z> Juno: Transparent version with transparent flag so you can make the flag whatever you want
<2022-10-16T17:20:35.000Z> DickMolesterson: For some reason pictures aren't showing up in dms. Can you email?
<2022-10-16T17:20:51.000Z> DickMolesterson: They are just Grey boxes 
<2022-10-16T20:41:52.000Z> Juno: Will e-mail. Images aren't displaying in poast chat for me either. Maybe something to bug graf about
<2022-10-16T20:43:22.000Z> DickMolesterson: Yeah probably. I feel bad bothering people that aren't Dax lol
<2022-10-17T15:50:46.000Z> Juno: Did you get the images in your e-mail?
<2022-10-17T16:12:45.000Z> DickMolesterson: My bad yeah I did. Looks great thanks so much
<2022-10-17T16:13:12.000Z> Juno: Good to hear. Thanks for the commission
<2022-10-17T21:50:40.000Z> DickMolesterson: Anytime
<2022-11-01T22:26:19.000Z> DickMolesterson: Made the change today!
<2022-11-03T04:57:14.000Z> Juno: Oh hey, that's really cool
<2022-11-03T04:57:41.000Z> Juno: I switched jobs to a physically demanding one on a night shift, so I've been too busy and tired adjusting to that to be on poast recently
<2022-11-03T07:40:50.000Z> DickMolesterson: Warehouse?
<2022-11-03T12:54:25.000Z> Juno: Something like that
<2022-11-03T14:10:54.000Z> DickMolesterson: Cool. Same line of work then. I started on night shift too. Many years ago lol